1. What is two thangs tha Hokies must do on Saturdizzle up in order ta defeat tha Panthers, biatch? (I hope dat thangs lendz itself ta two lyrics other than score mo' points.) Yo ass may also read dis question as, what tha fuck is Pizzlez two freshest weaknesses?
On defense, they gotta git heat on tha quarterback. Whether wit a aiiight rush or a funky-ass blitz. That is tha big-ass thang. If Cabbage aint gettin time, he aint goin ta be able ta git tha bizzle downfield ta Devin Street n' Tyla Boyd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Pizzle has had success hustlin tha bizzle yo, but tha scorin n' rollin is keyed by Cabbage gettin tha bizzle a phat 20 yardz up ta tha receivers.
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Actual Comment: "We're a really bad football team."
Edited: "Well I say old chap, our athletic team's performance on the pitch is absolutely dreadful. Care for some merlot?"
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yeah exactly, you're translating the sabre and making them sound English. They might be pompous but English they most definitely are not. You're insulting the Englishman in me by insinuating the sabre is translated as an English person....you can't tell me you didn't read that translation with a British accent
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I agree with VPIhokieME, Biatch. I'm sure we can find a way to make fun of the lolhoos without insulting the poor English. I mean, they don't even have American football (assumed, not fact checked). Soooo...
Ok, let's make em sound like a whiny Luke Skywalker whose daddy is rich?
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That's a great find. Lol. Fo realz
This is golden
BREAKING: NCAA investigating Johnny Football for internet hacking scheme.
Your comment is even better Gizoogled
Actually it got gizoogled.
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fpresident.tamu.edu...
http://president.tamu.edu/
you can do it to any web page.
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thekeyplay.com...
sorry to ruin the fun.
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.president.vt.e...
Damnit....way less funny haha
How your comment was translated, lolz.
Damnit....way less funky muthafucka
Hahahahahaha
There should be a separate column that just does gizoogle game previews.
I think I'm going to start reading TKP through gizoogle. This is so much fun.
Western Carolina = Westside Carolina
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Do you see what you've started, stat2012? LOL first it was Sam Rogers and now its gizoogled.
Favorite thing is that Login = " GET THA FUCK IN HERE" on the TKP menu
Does it not usually say that?
Thought it reads "Stick it in!"
gizoogling just became my new favorite thing. off to some serious science and history blogs!
i aint talkin chicken and gravy biatch!
I shared this with my boss who graduated from A&M...he had a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing!
I lost it at "...providin a pimpin EJACULATION at a reasonable cost."
Miami 2.0?
Boats n hoes....
For some reason, it doesn't work on The Sabre. Odd.
Actual Comment: "We're a really bad football team."
Edited: "Well I say old chap, our athletic team's performance on the pitch is absolutely dreadful. Care for some merlot?"
Exactly. If it worked, it would say Purple Drank instead of Merlot.
as an Englishman and a Hokie, I take great offense to this
(translating the Sabre, not talking about us...)
yeah exactly, you're translating the sabre and making them sound English. They might be pompous but English they most definitely are not. You're insulting the Englishman in me by insinuating the sabre is translated as an English person....you can't tell me you didn't read that translation with a British accent
I agree with VPIhokieME, Biatch. I'm sure we can find a way to make fun of the lolhoos without insulting the poor English. I mean, they don't even have American football (assumed, not fact checked). Soooo...
Ok, let's make em sound like a whiny Luke Skywalker whose daddy is rich?
I would say sorry, but according to my sources you guys don't do the whole apology thing well.
http://www.debretts.com/etiquette/british-behaviour/r-to-s/saying-sorry....
Side Note: I'm assuming you said this in fun, and if I actually did offend you, then truly, I am sorry.
For those who couldn't open the previous link: Debretts - Sayin' Sorry
Haha no I'm not genuinely offended. I meant it all in good fun.