Left active duty in '07 and the reserves in '11 and every one I have ever had was Tabasco. If they started putting Texas Pete in them it would certainly be a step up. Tabasco is trash, but when it's all you got it's all you got.
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My wife has that for breakfast a couple of days a week. It was on a lot of the menus when we were in London, and she liked it when she tried it, so it has become a regular thing. Usually topped with an egg. She'll be glad to know she falls into the young woman category on that.
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Outside of the ACC, Saban already has his own sauce. All of the proceeds for this sauce benefit Nick's Kids Foundation, which uses it's funds for projects that benefit the youth of Alabama.
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Outside of the ACC, Saban already has his own sauce. All of the proceeds for this sauce benefit Nick's Kids Foundation, which uses it's funds for projects that benefit the youth of Alabama.
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It's the least he can do, since the Alabama football program and apparel companies get all their parents disposable income.
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I think of Dabo as Fish Sauce. It's a little odd and you have no clue what's in there, but it somehow works. It also seems like something that you will eventually get sick of.
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When i was a young'n, a girlfriend's mother snuck up behind me and smeared fish oil on my upper lip. talk about a horrible smell you couldn't get away from. I have to admit it was pretty funny. Smells like catfish bate.
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His tenacity with the Offensive line in BC, and determination to run the football, Steve Addazio is horseradish. If used in a sauce, it pairs well with prime beef. It has a bite too. You like it, but you don't love it.
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Flavorful but bland.

Complex but simple.
Weird watery substance that makes you want to shake the hell out of it.
Loeffler-brand Ketchup.
I thought you were going to say "because you will always be playing ketchup on the score board"
Now these are funny! Thank you TKP!
This topic needs to go plaid. Off the top of my head: Fuente could be salsa, Vance Vice is A1/steak sauce, Bud ?
Bud would be bacon. Makes everything better.
Bud is no sauce. Sauce is for pu55ies.
Bud's a dry rub
Well played.
Bud is a traeger and 12 back of bud heavy while wearing a american flag bandana
I believe you mean oranges.
I think you are underrating Vice, I think he's more of a Sweet Baby Ray's.
Mike London to me would be A-1, you only really need it if you don't know how to cook, otherwise it's pretty useless.
I see Vice as A1 because of the steak -> beef reference.
ESPN sure thinks that Dabo is Frank's red hot. They put that ish on everything.
Great imagery, Joe.
This works on so many levels - the Dijon-mustard=snob level, the classic image of a fan's hope being crushed, others...?
The Hoo fan attempting to escape his misery...
Does that make time cop this:

This has to be Dino Babers
I love yall
EnFuente is clearly hot sauce
Or hot salsa.
Sometimes I love peak offseason
Definitely Jim Harbaugh, or at least whoever Michigan's AD is.
Seems like this is the kind of sauce that Peyton Manning would throw...
When it starts off great, but then all you taste is vinegar.
Shouldn't he be like Shrimp Cocktail Sauce or perhaps some Drawn Butter - something that goes well with crablegs?
Texas Pete: making MREs suck marginally less since 1994*.
*I actually have no clue when they started including it.
Granted, I've been out for a bit, but when the hell did this happen? It was always Tabasco.
Was it? I can't remember, but I thought we always made "TP in the MRE" jokes and watch the new guys look for the toilet paper in there.
Left active duty in '07 and the reserves in '11 and every one I have ever had was Tabasco. If they started putting Texas Pete in them it would certainly be a step up. Tabasco is trash, but when it's all you got it's all you got.
Lane Kiffin...

Lane Kiffin would be avaocado spread or something else young women are into
kinda what I was thinking with the hWip.
Most guys can't stand it, and it's a Miracle he keeps getting employed.
But hey, the women love it.
guacamole is young woman thing?
Only if it's on toast
Who puts guac on toast?
My wife has that for breakfast a couple of days a week. It was on a lot of the menus when we were in London, and she liked it when she tried it, so it has become a regular thing. Usually topped with an egg. She'll be glad to know she falls into the young woman category on that.
Avocado toast is 100% definitely entirely a common menu item. Guacamole toast, though? There's more to guac than just smashed avocado...
Dabo would be sriracha.
Fad of the 2010s, burns your ass every time
Stinespring...
Stiney was never as consistent as Grandma's Molasses, but he was a reasonable contributor to something good when he had a minor role (i.e., not OC).
I was speaking more toward how slowly his offenses got going, not the consistency.
Outside of the ACC, Saban already has his own sauce. All of the proceeds for this sauce benefit Nick's Kids Foundation, which uses it's funds for projects that benefit the youth of Alabama.
so that's what the NCAA is calling "impermissible benefits" now?
Outside of the ACC, Saban already has his own sauce. All of the proceeds for this sauce benefit Nick's Kids Foundation, which uses it's funds for projects that benefit the youth of Alabama.
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It's the least he can do, since the Alabama football program and apparel companies get all their parents disposable income.
Mark Richt would be black pepper, never going to WOW you, but will get the job done
Rich Rod is anise. You don't always see it or know it's there, but once you get a taste it's foul and you know you don't like it.
via GIPHY
All this talk of sauce has got me a little itchy for some tailgate grillin

Paul Johnson...

Taco Bell hot sauces. Small packets that give you the runs.
Similar theme:
Paul Johnson.
Something, something, GIVES YOU THE RUNS.
Seems like Bronco Mendenhall should be represented by a drink.
Perfect example.
I'd say Fuente is more of a relish guy. Not only is it the best condiment, but there's an endless variety.
Looking for En Fuente relish? Here you go.
Looking for the trustworthy relish that tells you "This is Home"? Here you go.

Apparently, soy gives you gas.
So Dabo would be this:


because this:
I think of Dabo as Fish Sauce. It's a little odd and you have no clue what's in there, but it somehow works. It also seems like something that you will eventually get sick of.
Come to think of it, he may be MSG. Nobody knows what it does, but it kind of gives you a headache.
Or a TidePod. Has no business being there, and you can't figure out why young people buy into it.
When i was a young'n, a girlfriend's mother snuck up behind me and smeared fish oil on my upper lip. talk about a horrible smell you couldn't get away from. I have to admit it was pretty funny. Smells like catfish bate.
Ahhh the ole bass to mouth.
It also depletes testosterone.
Heard from a friend.
Curt Newsome:

You got it because it seemed like a good idea at the time. But once it's used, you're left with nothing but disappointment.
Not really a condiment, but when you are old, it's all ya got sometimes...

Bill Snyder:
Are you saying he's going to be the Hoo's next coach?
His tenacity with the Offensive line in BC, and determination to run the football, Steve Addazio is horseradish. If used in a sauce, it pairs well with prime beef. It has a bite too. You like it, but you don't love it.
Franklin is a jerk. Fedora is Marshmallow fluff.
Franklin is
ajerk seasoning. Fedora is Marshmallow fluff.ftfy to keep with the thread theme
Thank you, GUNTAR for this post.
Doing my best to TKP harder
I mean, I LOVE that gif.
That girl looks awfully familiar from my (MV) wife's Facebook page. I'll investigate tonight.
I kinda knew her through some mutual friends/programs - still cracks me up to see the gif being widely used
it's like everyone else is moving normally and she somehow lost a couple sets of frames in this gif
She's adorable. I think she might be turning into a vampire. Empowered by the key play, she may have been getting ready to bite her friend.
OK, now I'm just getting silly.
*moved*