16 people in every recruit's Twitter mentions (Don't be like these people; don't tweet recruits)

Here's a list of 16 people you'll meet in every college football recruit's Twitter mentions. Don't be like these people. Don't tweet recruits. Enjoy.

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so annoyed with twitter...glad I don't have an account.

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

TWEET @ CROOTS

(add if applicable) /s

Psssst. You left out "NEVER"!

That's the joke [gif] (sorry, too busy/lazy to put forth the effort).

I know, I know.

It's just that he left off that all-important, implicit "/s"...

It's implied like

[YOU] Run!

or

Fully Dipped [in DORKMAGIC]!!

or

[I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW...CALL JG WENTWORTH] 877-CASH NOW!!!

So it's implied meaning is:

NEVER TWEET @ CROOTS!!!!

Let's Go

HOKIES

Where's the one about salty coaches that tweet snide memes about recruits they couldn't get to commit?

Me the whole time reading that: "NoHokiesonthelist, NoHokiesonthelist, NoHokiesonthelist..... whew, okay, no Hokies on the list." We did good, y'all.

The same guy from Alabama appeared twice on this list and Alabama always lands a Top 5 class, ipsem lorum, we should tweet at croots!

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

I was thinking this article was going to be a list of Hokie twitter accounts that are always tweeting at recruits.

"NoHokiesonthelist, NoHokiesonthelist, NoHokiesonthelist..... whew, okay, no Hokies on the list." We did good, y'all.

Hey, but whatabout @NoHokiesonthelist???