Meta: Planned Downtime Sunday, 3:00 PM EDT

Beefy (TKP's server if you remember), is scheduled to move to a more modern network infrastructure/rack at around 3:00 PM, Sunday.

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Hrmmm. Maybe I'll get some laundry done, then.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I literally thought to myself (while in the crapper) "I'll just go to another website" and couldn't remember any other websites...

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Rain+The Open+Rain delayed NASCAR+post brunch buzz+No TKP= Vigorus Nap Session this afternoon.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Spieth had a no good very bad day.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

The server down time is so that Joe can get comments with 100+ downvotes to change to UVA colors.

I hope this is part of the maintenance plan today, otherwise a waste of a day.

why do people want this? please no loluva colors on TKP, ever. if you want a -100 thing, how about it clouds with a gif like this:

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or if you want it football themed with uva how about this one:

but no douchy pirate colors ever please

....TKP....downtime?

But I'm at work. I vote no, Joe. Just too much of an inconvenience for me, gonna have to reschedule. kthanx.

just kidding.

I'll just re-read the same things on reddit again.

Joe must be in the crapper. It's 3:14 and this shit still works.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Now is he in or on the crapper??

The crapper is the room. You go in it.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

You go in the crapper. You sit on the shitter.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Negative ghost rider. Thomas Crapper invented the flush toilet, so you're sitting on the crapper insider the "shitter" which was a slang term for the outhouse.

Edit: A common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper".- wikipedia

and upon my doubting myself, I find that you sir are correct!

See Exhibit A: Cousin Eddie

via GIPHY

The "Shitter" was full. Now you are not going to convince me that the whole room where one shits was "full"

The shitter is what one sits on, inside the crapper.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Although Fernley had already conceded victory, this would have definitely been the death knell of the argument. In the realm of shit, you must yield to the expert. And is there a more learned expert in the field than Cousin Eddie?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Sigh of relief having TKP back after its very brief planned hiatus. It is side threads like this that make life worth living.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

That offseason funk will get after ya.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

there is NO arguing against Cousin Eddie

He's just watching Tiger "not quite" it.

Anyone else only able to get on via cell phone?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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had opposite. on my laptop now, up until little while ago did not load on phone