You Asked For It: TKP Bingo

By: RealDiehl on August 21, 2018, 10:23 AM | 73 comments

Bored at work today so I made your Offical 2018 Season TKP Bingo Card™.

Made it with the entire season in mind but you could probably use this for each game tbh, including open game and postgame threads.

Have fun.

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KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 7 years 10 months #

Mnemonic's picture Mnemonic | 7 years 10 months #

They all look like "free spaces" to me... instant blackout

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 7 years 10 months #

This seems dangerous in these parts especially if you are doing bourbon bingo...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

vtfly's picture vtfly | 7 years 10 months #

I think the Ford puns have sputtered out now that we are Ford-less. Perhaps that should change to "Kevin".

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 7 years 10 months # ^

I think we just need to Explore new options

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

jobushokie's picture jobushokie | 7 years 10 months # ^

I dont know we could, but I have a feeling this thread would quickly lose focus.

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Lots of people would go on tangent expeditions.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Anyone with the sign of Taurus would have to stay at home. But it's ok, they can have their own fiesta.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

StineyDraw48's picture StineyDraw48 | 7 years 10 months # ^

We should really try to Dodge the car puns this season

Gobble Till You Wobble

Back2VT's picture Back2VT
BEER ME
| 7 years 10 months # ^

We should, but you know someone's going to always Ram one into the conversation. And then someone else will follow, and then someone else... And then we'll all look back at the conversation saying "Damn, that Escaladed quickly...."

Sorry... I'll just Escort myself out...

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 7 years 10 months # ^

Let's just Focus on Fords for now, shall we? Bronco would want us to get distracted onto other models.

Back2VT's picture Back2VT
BEER ME
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Sorry, I was actually in a meeting and got to the Edge of my memory of Ford models in the moment but wanted to keep the Tempo up. So I made an Executive decision to Freestyle a bit and Probed into other manufacturers.

Wont happen again...

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 10 months # ^

If you ever run out of conventional Ford models to list, just call me up. I can think of Five Hundred.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Back2VT's picture Back2VT
BEER ME
| 7 years 10 months # ^

T it up!!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 7 years 10 months # ^

You should Aspire to be better!

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

vtphoenix's picture vtphoenix | 7 years 10 months # ^

Well, F*** 100 times over! This stuff is happening again?

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Don't you mean, F*** 150 times over?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Nah, man. The F-100 was the predecessor to the Ranger. Heckuva truck. My dad still has the one he bought when he was 20 or something like that.

vtphoenix's picture vtphoenix | 7 years 10 months # ^

Excellent truck. We had one growing up. Absolute work horse.

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Yeah, I remember it. My uncle and my roommate had one. I was just keeping with the times.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

H'burg_Hokie's picture H'burg_Hokie | 7 years 10 months # ^

F-100 was the Full size 1/2 ton pickup dating back to 1953. The F-150 was brought out in 1975 with a higher GVWR.

Edit- Most badass F-100 truck stunt movie that I remember.

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 7 years 10 months #

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

NerdMagic's picture NerdMagic | 7 years 10 months # ^

God Ciampa is a treasure. Really under appreciated because he isn't a hoss.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Chris's picture Chris
TEEMING WITH INTEL
| 7 years 10 months #

What if someone decides to speak that dam truth?

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Or leaves their computer unlocked so their brother can post under their name?

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 10 months #

Wait did we actually ask for this?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 10 months #

The Key Play Bingo anagrams to Pithy Baloney Keg

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Hello!

Did someone say "Keg"?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

StineyDraw48's picture StineyDraw48 | 7 years 10 months # ^

Gobble Till You Wobble

vtandy's picture vtandy | 7 years 10 months #

Well done.

The only one that I see that was missed was something derogatory about Pat Narduzzi.

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 7 years 10 months # ^

You must have missed that part

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 10 months # ^

(he's probably gonna be really bad at TKP Bingo)

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

vtandy's picture vtandy | 7 years 10 months # ^

HA yes I am.

Sorry guys. Its been a long ass day already

(chugs redbull and slaps face)

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 7 years 10 months #

Dork magic isn't a thing anymore?
Fully dipped?
Are we not denying my pussy touchdowns anymore?

...am I a TKP senior citizen???

vtfly's picture vtfly | 7 years 10 months # ^

Yes you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP kennyhokie

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

HokieStone's picture HokieStone | 7 years 10 months # ^

No, our pussy touchdowns are still fully dipped in dork magic.

@hokie_rd

Chris's picture Chris
TEEMING WITH INTEL
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Oh shit, it's legitimately been awhile since I've heard someone declare their fully dippedness.

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Well it's been 8 long months of off-season. Once the season starts again, Sam Rogers unlocks the dork magic pool gate in the bowels of the Merriman Center.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 10 months # ^

If you are a TKP sr citizen, I don't want to know what I am...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 7 years 10 months # ^

I understood all of these references. Guess I'll just get my walker and head on over to your table there reese

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 7 years 10 months # ^

I ran out of space and also just forgot a few. I might update before the season starts just for shits

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

benw92's picture benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
| 7 years 10 months # ^

NEW BINGO CARDS EACH GAME WEEK!

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

vtandy's picture vtandy | 7 years 10 months # ^

Man I miss pussy touchdowns...

tdhokies's picture tdhokies | 7 years 10 months # ^

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 7 years 10 months # ^




FOSTERS: Australian for defense

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 7 years 10 months # ^

oh shit

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Rayo's picture Rayo
| 7 years 10 months #

Hard things together? They'll get after ya

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 7 years 10 months #

Maybe we need a BINGO card randomizer with dozens of potential categories

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 7 years 10 months # ^

More categories than fans at UVA spring festival!

jobushokie's picture jobushokie | 7 years 10 months #

May I suggest:

Arbitrary and useless argument about 100 vs 110% on recruiting forum leading others to believe their is actually a flurry of recruiting news

IfishVTIam's picture IfishVTIam
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Hey there. I resemble that remark.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

jobushokie's picture jobushokie | 7 years 10 months # ^

macraw83's picture macraw83 | 7 years 10 months # ^

What? Seriously? Is that really a thing? I guess I must have missed it since I generally avoid all of the recruiting threads.

hokie4life's picture hokie4life | 7 years 10 months # ^

Recruiting threads are approximately 15% recruiting news/updates/etc. and the rest is just ridiculous arguments that get very serious.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 7 years 10 months # ^

the gifs. You've forgotten the gifs.

VTMaroonOrange's picture VTMaroonOrange | 7 years 10 months # ^

What about the last 10%? Gifs?

StineyDraw48's picture StineyDraw48 | 7 years 10 months #

"something something no elite running backs"
"next year is our year"
"just wait till our 2020 recruiting class"

Gobble Till You Wobble

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 7 years 10 months # ^

This is my new favorite thing

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

heuplek's picture heuplek
🗿
| 7 years 10 months # ^

I played this with one of my coworkers every conference call we had.

(add if applicable) /s

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Glad I could help. So many good ones, but the buzzwords always get under my skin. And I crack up at various background noises. Gotta love the guy working from home whose dog barks at the car driving by.

EPHokie's picture EPHokie
WHAT'S A HOKIE? 🦃
| 7 years 10 months # ^

Wow, we have none of these on my conference calls. I'm mildly disappointed.

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 7 years 10 months #

What? No references to the most important stat in college football, Time of Possession?

I guess this means you also don't disagree with me that Trey Edmunds should have been a linebacker.

Maybe I'll make my own bingo board! With blackjackclick! And Hooker!

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 7 years 10 months #

to be fair. Unless you can randomize the squares, any TKP Bingo game is really more just a TKP drinking game...which might not be a problem anyway.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 7 years 10 months # ^

There's a decent chance you could complete most of this board during any random Gameday Thread

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

HokieChemE2016's picture HokieChemE2016 | 7 years 10 months #

This is peek offseason smut

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 7 years 10 months # ^

*peak

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 7 years 10 months #

I suppose I also could have made the center space "How do I upload a gif"

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

macraw83's picture macraw83 | 7 years 10 months # ^

"Mods please embed"

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 7 years 10 months #

wat bout MAYO tho?

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 5 years 8 months #

Made a Thread Melt Down version:

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 5 years 8 months # ^

Lmao