Hey, Willie, do you know what time it is?
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No, silly... that's the wrong team.
That's better, but it's time to bring back Hatin' On for the first game of the season.
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Willie Taggart refers to himself as a 'foodie' unironically.
One of Willie Taggart's many shortcomings is that he is a grown ass man who likes lollipops but is
not Telly Savalas.
As did I.
Same mother?
Willie Taggart things crab legs should be free for football players at Publix.
Willie Taggert stares at his used tissue a little too long
Willie Taggart is not happy that the hatin' on thread is back.
Sebastian is a duck! Oh wait wrong team...
Willie Taggart attends Golden Girls fan conventions.
You are such a Dorothy.
Small William
Edit: According to this coaching bio from his days as Stanford RB coach, his full name is actually "Willie Taggart".
According to Wikipedia, Willie Taggart had a notable tenure as HC at Oregon:
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Willie Taggart claps when the plane lands.
Willie Taggart never thanks the bus driver.
Unacceptable.
Wille Taggart stands up in Row 27 as soon as the plane gets to the gate.
Then he needs to sit his fucking ass down! I bet he crowds the gate when getting on the plane, even though he's in Boarding Group D.
He also doesn't have his ticket ready when getting up to the gangway counter.
Willie Taggart waits until all of the rows ahead of him have started walking down the aisle before standing up. Then it takes a full minute to locate his rollerboard in the overhead, and another minute to wrestle it out, all of which could have been done while all the other people ahead of him were deplaning.
And he also crowds the gate, as previously noted.
His name is Willie. Boom roasted.
Willie Taggart anagrams to Lateral Gig Wit, which is what all the jokes are about him failing upwards from USF to Oregon to FSU.
willie gag tart. He'll fit right in at FSU.
^^ This is amazing
Willie Taggart thought he was the head coach at FSU three years ago, but it turns out he was just reading his sweatshirt in the mirror.
Willie Taggart already has his phone set to delete messages older than 1 year.
"Wet willies" have taken on a whole new meaning in Tallahassee ever since Jimbo Fisher left.
This needs to go plaid.
Willie puts ketchup on filet mignon.
And orders it well done.
And on Thrasher's French Fries.
Not sure how many people know what Thrasher's fries are....but I get it. Willie isn't smart.
A follow up, and an issue at their new location in Rehoboth!
No Ketchup for YOU!
Willie Taggart posts clickbait.
Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. /s
5 Reasons Willie Taggart Sucks. Number 4 will BLOW YOUR MIND
FSU Coach Willie Taggart Did What Few Head Coaches Ever Do
Free Willie Pics
"How Willie Taggart keeps his players in shape, other trainers HATE him"
Willie Taggart thinks that two seminoles make one whole nole.
you misspelled cup
Willie Taggart needs cash now.
Does he have a structured settlement?
Actually it is more likely that Urban Meyer has a structured settlement and needs cash now....
Willie Taggart fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
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Willie Taggart thinks Top Gun is a bad movie and doesn't like cheese
is he also a columnist that writes very good game breakdowns?
No. He does not have that going for him.
Willie Taggart has a full grocery cart, and wont let you go ahead of him when you only have 3 items.
SON OF A....
And he insists on using the self checkout line.
And paying by check.
Willie pays for condoms with pennys
I thought the machines only took quarters?
but he demands that the person overseeing the self checkout scan all his items for him because he "...doesn't like self checkout but it the was only place that didn't have a line"
Willie Taggart thinks the ACC Championship game should be played in Orlando.
I liked that extra excuse to take a trip to Disney in 2016.
I can understand this. But as a Florida resident I would rather go to NC.
Jarrod Hewitt is from FL and said in press conference #5:
"...nope, I was a never really much a Florida school guy...I just grew up watching Notre Dame and eventually came here and now I'm a Hokie."
Willie Taggart always chooses the urinal right beside the other guy, and tries to have a casual conversation.
Willie Taggart walks up behind you in the urinal line and whispers in your ear.
Willie Taggart is the guy insisting the bathroom at Hokie House is a double at 9:30.
Willie Taggart adopted a dog during the "Clear the Shelter" event and took it back the day after it ended
Willie Taggart rescheduled a game cancelled due to hurricanes against a scrub FCS team just to ensure bowl eligibility.
Willie thinks he's playing Va Tech University for the first game of the year.
Willie Taggart thinks that Osceola and Renegade is a brand razor.
Willie Taggart would yell out "FREE WILLIE" when the bell rang in high school.
Willie doesn't understand the usage of your vs you're
Willie Taggert thinks it's cool to refer to the rest of Florida as "The Pan".
Willie Taggart is on the Keto diet and would like to talk to you about his carb intake.
And all of his social media updates are about his CrossFit workouts.
Willie Taggart drives 5 under in the left lane
Willie Taggart thinks everyone should just forget about Turntle
RIP Turntle
Willie Taggart likes turtle soup.
Willie Taggart makes posts about Mayo unironically
Willie Taggart was disappointed when he found out the head coaching position was not the same as 'groundskeeper' that he originally applied for at FSU.
Willie Taggart really likes moving so he's already lining up the LSU gig once Ed Orgeron is fired
Willie went 7-6 at Oregon and didn't like the different unis .
Willie's undeserved ego's so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Willie is not nearly as accomplished as his brother Peter Quincy
Galaxy quest? I love it.
Willie Taggart signed on at FSU for the free shoes.
Willie Taggart can't park his Miata in a parallel space without leaving the right front wheel outside of the box and out in the road.
Willie Taggart thought the 2018 offseason was a blast.
FSU's AD hopes Willie Taggart can recreate the on-the-field magic he showed at Oregon.
FSU announced Willie Taggart as their next head coach by using a Seminole-magnet-covered Lamborghini, playing Will Smith's "Big Willie Style" album on a loop.
Willie Taggart's own family wore his opponent's gear to one of his games
It's funny because it's truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
Willie Taggart bailed on Western Kentucky to move up to "the big leagues" and then proceeded to have his ass handed to him in his first bowl game ever by...wait for it...Western Kentucky. USF had to score two TDs in garbage time just to make the game look close.
I didn't realize that, but real life sometimes beats the hell out of comedy.
Willie Taggart is an L 7 weenie
Willie Taggart thinks the "CTRL-T" functionality exists so he can hop between his own comments. He keeps emailing Joe asking him to fix it.
Willie Taggart's system hasn't proven effective against any true p5 competition
Fuck Pat Narduzzi
Took 84 posts to get to this. We had a good run.
You disgust me sir. This post was an easy 30+ Legs before overuse. If we all save the FPN's until Pitt week it should increase the yield
I would, but dammit I hate him.
Willie Taggart doesn't. In fact he thinks a close "personal" relationship with his players is the secret to victory
Willie Taggart asks for unsweetened Iced tea, then puts in half a package of sweet-n-low to make southern style sweet tea.
Um...sweetening iced tea with sweet-n-low is fine, especially since it easily dissolves in cold beverages.
But that's not southern style...
Understood. But it looked like you were hatin on sweet n low not calling it southern style....
Nah, we good. Willie the big dummy!
Best dissolving sweetener I've found in cold beverages is Splenda in the big bag. I'm not sure how it's different than the packets, but the big bag of Splenda is lighter and I guess the best word would be flakier than the packets, and as soon as it hits liquid it just sort of fizzes a little and then dissolves instantly.
Just FYI.
Willie still refuses to use Splenda, and will continue to use Sweet n low.
Willie Taggart ran out of Hardee's coupons while he was still at USF.
Willie Taggart ordered enough pizza to feed his entire football team and didn't tip the driver.
Willie Taggart thinks Kurt Benkert is gonna be tough to game plan against one week from today.
Willie Taggart would like to ask for your email address at the cash register.
Willie Taggart...spelled backward is traggat eilliw...burn!
Willie Taggart takes other people's lunches out of the shared fridge.
Willie Taggart's coaching credentials are as follows: [TBD]
Willie Taggert doen't even like crab legs.
Willie only eats the marshmallows out Lucky Charms
so...he's my 2 year old?
Willie sorts out the marshmallows from his Lucky Charms and throws them away
This made me laugh out loud as a coworker was walking by, so I had to stop and explain the joke to a non-TKPer. It loses something in the telling.
Willie Taggart's best win is against Temple.
//I hope I wasn't too literal for my first hatin' post.
nah man, we need a good balance of true, but ridiculous and ridiculous, but not actually true.
Welcome to TKP! Have a leg!
Willie is that guy, that one guy, who won't end a meeting. Meetings over, any questions, and he has 50. And then we ask, anything else? and he responds with, yes I do, we need to discuss an issue.
Willie Taggart wants to form an HOA in your neighborhood so he can be the President of it.
Willie isn't so tough. A bunch of kids figured out how to beat his defense 30 years ago.
Willie Taggart *still* can't get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30am.
Willie Taggart??
This is Art^
Willie took one for the team....
Over and over and over again
Willie waited to solidify his game plan until after he joined TKP Club and read the article from French this morning.
Willie Taggart schedules colonoscopies for the camaraderie
Willie Taggart thinks Danny Coale DIDN'T catch it.
Willie Taggart thinks the refs in the Pac-12 are outstanding and he thinks Land Clark is the perfect name for a referee
Willie wipes back to front
Willie doesn't think this is funny
Willie "Mud Nuts" Taggart
Willie likes watching Caillou.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Narduzzi as Calliou.
Willie has two eyes but still hid his treasure in the Pacific NWest, and our coach ain't Chester Copperpot
Willie thinks he is a sexy stud muffin when he bites his whistle seductively. (See the pic with French's thread about "Lethal Simplicity")
Um...this may actually say more about you than Willie
Um... No.... Look at the picture.
Willie Taggart sees that you've been eyein' him up and he likes it.
Willie Taggart kinda looks like Scottie Montgomery
/s
Willie did not invent the hand jive.
Willie thinks Grease is not the word.
Also doesn't think the bird is the word.
Willie Taggart wants to wait until 2020 for Game of Thrones to return
Willie Taggart doesn't care if G.R.R. Martin never gets around to finishing the book series.
I'm not sure that I care, either. Honestly, I wouldn't mind if Brandon Sanderson had to finish the series for him.
I hadn't even considered this... but now, I agree with you.
Willie Taggart liked season 2 of True Detective better than the 1st.
Willie Taggart hopes to be at F$U long enough to be able to throw his Christmas tree out on the lawn when he's fired.
Willie Taggart plays pocket pool with his feet
I thought that was Rex Ryan?
Willie Taggart thinks Gummo should have won an Academy Award
Its game day and this thread needs to continue.
Willie named his willie Willie.
Weird, I heard Willie named his willie "wee Willie"
Willie thought that the FSU ranking was deserved.
Willie Taggart accused the Hokies of faking injuries like a fan on a Florida State message board. But he's the head coach.
Willie Taggart is no Jimmye Lacock.
Willie Taggart led a team that only won 7 times in 2017 to an undefeated number 19 ranking in 2018, all the way up to the first drive of the first game in 2018.