Scottie Montgomery has a 1-2 record against FCS teams.
When anyone brings that stat up, he brushes it off, stating that JMU and NCA&T are "quality losses."
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This is actually my father-in-law. Went to Kansas State, but moved to North Carolina when Roy Williams did so he is naturally a UNC fan... This confused me, but I let it go. 3 years ago said he has been a closet Alabama football fan for about 7 years... I don't talk with my father-in-law about sports anymore.
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So...he's smart? I do this every time and so should you. I talked with the Blacksburg manager and she said they actually prefer online orders because it means they can make them when it makes the most sense for them instead of right away. Because I have to have mine prepared GF, it's even better for them because they can do all the line wipe stuff and not necessarily hold up everyone else in line while they do it (or at least they can wait for a break in the line).
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Scottie doesn't know that you're only supposed to beat UNC, not demolish them so that Fedora keeps his job for a few more years.
Fuente apparently didn't get the message either.
Scottie thinks that his job is safe because he beat UNC
This is my favorite Hatin On each year
And it will continue to be for the next 30 years based on my last look at our schedule
LancerHokie thinks Scottie is trying to be sexy with his whistle

Hopefully he took lessons from Willie Taggart's coaching school with the whistle look
Nah... I think he looks like somebody filled it with soap and he's trying to spit it our.
This isn't the Hatin' on LancerHokie thread...or is it?
for reference
Scottie has nightmares of Bud Foster when he's awake.
Scottie Montgomery anagrams to: i.e. Montgomery Scott
Montgomery Scott on hearing Ruffin McNeill's replacement:
Scottie Montgomery keeps a solved Rubiks cube on his desk, but it came out of the package that way and has never been messed up.
And he knows nothin', nothin'
Scottie's response:
Scottie wanted to jump on the "turnover item" train so he went out and bought a turnover fannypack.
Scottie lost to NC a&t.
Not only to their football team, but their drumline too
Cold Steel Drummers ain't nothing to mess with!
But I can't feel a drip on the strip, it's a trip.
Scottie Montgomery has a 1-2 record against FCS teams.
When anyone brings that stat up, he brushes it off, stating that JMU and NCA&T are "quality losses."
Hey, that's only 1 win higher than his record against VT!
Scottie Montgomery is a bad coach.
Scottie's grown-up name still hasn't dropped.
Scottie's stunt double, doubles as a surrender cobra
Hurricane Florence told Scottie to "kiss my grits"!
This might be the last "Hatin on" Scottie Montgomery
I was 100% sure they fired him last year!
He wasn't successful enough. When he gets them a conference championship and consecutive bowl bids he'll get the boot.
Scottie Montgomery is doing a fantastic job exactly where he is and I hope he coaches ECU for as long as we have to play them.
Scottie Montgomery is a bad coach.
Scottie Montgomery thinks Ruffin ruined the program.
Scottie Montgomery thinks the turnover backpack is a great idea
Out done in sadness only by the Turnover Fanny Pack
Scottie drinks coffee through a straw
Scottie doesn't like B's Barbecue.
Scotty's so delusional that he tries to walk up at 1:30 and expects to get barbecue.
Scottie thinks coaching is just practice.
Scottie Montgomery orders veggie burgers. Well done.
Scottie Montgomery thinks UNC DBs are the best trash talkers.
Scottie eats the shells and throws the shrimp away
Scottie eats the shrimp with the shells on
Scottie Montgomery hates Carolina BBQ. He prefers Kansas City Que.
Scottie doesn't know
Oh Scottie doesn't know oh
So don't tell Scottie
Scottie doesn't know
Scottie doesn't know
(So don't tell Scottie!)
Scottie gave up a good gig with Cutcliffe at Duke to reign over the cesspool that is ECU football.
Scottie Montgomery blames ECU's academic standards for not being able to win there.
And yet this is the scholarship letter he sends out (with my edits):

Scottie's handwriting is better than his playcalling.
Scottie says the hail mary is the best play in their playbook
Scottie is so good he can 'checkmate' himself
Scottie makes his family eat off the dollar menu
Scottie puts mayonnaise on his couscous
He actually uses Miracle Whip.
After yesterday's win, Scottie now thinks he has the best football team in North Carolina.
Scottie, named after a bathroom tissue
He probably wont have his job long enough to be hated on
uh oh... tunnel
Mi scusi, mi scusi!
Scottie trolls opposing teams message boards with the username "PimpinPirate"
Scottie copied the offensive playbook from Tecmo Bowl
Scottie thinks beating UNC is a "quality win"
Fedora thinks ECU was a quality loss.
Scottie and Fedora are probably going to swap teams this offseason
"qualitysignature win"Scottie thinks they should extend the VT series
Scottie thinks "2 Hotty" brings shame to their name

Scotty thinks Rikishi really brought down the team
Scottie still uses vhs for film study
Scottie binge watches reruns of Sally Jesse Raphael
Scottie Montgomery thinks the Honda Ridgeline is a durable, and tough truck.
Scottie thinks the higher the rating of the hurricane, the more felines he will be getting to play with.
Scottie asked Fedora for advice for playing the Hokies this week, only to both break out in singing "Blame it on the Rain"
Only to both break out in Lip Synching "Blame it on the Rain"
FTFY
Then they started jamming to "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
scottie eats a slice at bennys with a fork and knife.
and swears it's the best pizza out there
My wife at "Buffalo Chips" - the things at BW3's - with a fork and knife....
scottie thinks the "lets go" in between the 3rd qtr and 4th are going GREATTTTTTT
Scottie loves when the seat is warm in a public restroom
Scottie Montgomery is off-brand Willie Taggart
This is low-key hilarious
Scottie Montgomery is no Ruffin McNeill
Scottie thinks Greenville is a nice city.
Scottie thinks Greenville NC is better than Greenville SC.
Scottie Montgomery pulls for Alabama in football, but he's a die hard Tarheel basketball fan.
And a Golden State and Yankees fan.
This is actually my father-in-law. Went to Kansas State, but moved to North Carolina when Roy Williams did so he is naturally a UNC fan... This confused me, but I let it go. 3 years ago said he has been a closet Alabama football fan for about 7 years... I don't talk with my father-in-law about sports anymore.
Scottie likes to call Virginia "North Carolina" and doesn't understand why people laugh when he does.
Scottie Montgomery prefers the salsa made in New York City.
GET A ROPE!
Scottie Montgomery orders Chipotle online, skips the line of 25 people to pay for and get his food, and promptly sits down to eat in restaurant.
So...he's smart? I do this every time and so should you. I talked with the Blacksburg manager and she said they actually prefer online orders because it means they can make them when it makes the most sense for them instead of right away. Because I have to have mine prepared GF, it's even better for them because they can do all the line wipe stuff and not necessarily hold up everyone else in line while they do it (or at least they can wait for a break in the line).
Scottie Montgomery insists that his wife call him ScoMo.