Hey! It's finally a game week - as much as I missed not having the Hokies on last weekend, it was a good decision to put football on the backburner.
Now, onto Bobby Wilder and his team this week.. Let him have it yall!
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Bobby Wilder thinks its OK to hold a camp with Ped (Penn) St. in the 757.
Damn you, I came here to say exactly this.
edit: I don't normally participate in hatin' on threads, but ODU ho'ing themselves out to Michigan, PSU, and OSU got under my skin.
Bobby lost to Liberty, FIU, and Charlotte all in 1 season.
Bobby Wilder things I am going to pay to go watch us play at ODU.
Bobby Wilder thinks ODU is going to be THE dominant program of Virginia within a few years. (But seriously, if I had a nickel for every time I was told ODU is going to pass Tech as a power program I'd be able to retire by now)
Lmao what? Are they serious
I know, right?
People say that to you, and they're NOT high/drunk? I almost feel like you need to hang around a better class of people, then.
Bobby is not a monarch of football
Bobby Wilder is a monarch of losing
lol whoops guys I shouldn't have challenged the throne. My bad.
coach wilder says bobby is short for van.
Took me a second, but nice!
Bobby asks to feel the steaks at the Kroger meat counter before deciding on which one he wants to buy.
Bobby Wilder isn't brave enough to call himself Bobby Wildest.
Bobby Wilder never watched
Bobby Wilder makes the ODU crown logo look more like a tiara.
Bobby Wilder anagrams to Wobbly Bride
I can't stop watching this. How do you recover from that and keep the wedding going? Luckily, it looks like she tried to tuck and roll instead of going head over heels.
sounds like all my attempts at a relationship
I was at a wedding years ago when a bridesmaid fell down a few steps. She wasn't wearing underwear. All the guys that were with their wives/dates were conflicted whether or not they should run help her up. I don't remember much about the wedding but there was a true redhead there.
Laughing at this as hard as I am makes me a terrible person... but you know the whole time she was thinking "don't fall... don't fall... don't falFUUUCKKK!"
Bobby Wilder thinks ODU will have a home field advantage this week
Bobby Wilder cheers whenever a paper airplane reaches the field.
I thought this was Hatin' On
Bobby Wilder boos when a paper airplane reaches the field
Bobby Wilder wishes that ODU's mascot was a giant butterfly.
and loves that their secret attack is the tickle monster
Bobby Wilder thinks the Hokies being favored by 28 is too high.
But seriously, only 28? Wtf?
Bobby Wilder respects you, but still downvotes your opinion
But refuses to speak the dam truth.
Bobby Wilder Can't play in the rain
Bobby Wilder coaches at a commuter school.
I'm not sure if you heard the good news of great joy, but a commuter school beat #1 overall lolUVA in the only ever 16 over 1 in the NCAA men's basketball tournament.
Bobby Wilder called the cops on Charles the Monarch dog.
Not gonna lie, that dog's awesome.
If only his owner could keep him on a leash. That dog's been "arrested" three or four times.
Bobby Wilder thinks the Stick It In chant is poor sportsmanship.
Bobby Wilder thinks he's the funniest Wilder.
So I had a fun thought the other day about this movie. I like to imagine that charley and grandpa joe both died early on the film and Willy Wonka is saint peter deciding if they get into heaven or not. And the other characters get rejected for one of the 7 deadly sins. (Gluttony, pride, envy, sloth (?)). Anyway weird thought
Bobby tells co-eds that he's Gene's younger brother.
Bobby is in over his head at the FBS level
My son (5) spent a good half hour yesterday trying to figure out why ODU are the "Monarchs" but their mascot is a lion instead of a butterfly.
Bobby thinks that's just fine.
Bobby Wilder coaches ODU
Bobby Wilder coaches at William&Mary's satellite Norfolk campus.
Bobby Wilder coaches at William & Mary's satellite Engineering campus*
*FTFY
Who?
Who?Scratch that. I guess I know now!Bobby Wilder thinks ODU's stadium is big enough to house all the Hokie fans
Bobby Wilder still anchors his putter.
And hits two off the first tee without asking for a mulligan or breakfast ball first.
What DID Ty hit on the back 9?
mmmm-I don't believe it!
You shut your mouth. Anchoring your putter is perfectly acceptable.
[avatar makes this a joke]
Just realized our first 4 opponents' coaches all refuse to go by the adult version of their names:
Willie
Jimmy(e)
Scottie
Bobby
Anyway Bobby Wilder introduces himself as "Bobbert Wilder" and hopes you'll ask "Bobbert?" So he can say "yeah, but I go by Bobby for short." He thinks it's hilarious.
Bobby Wilder insists that Chick Fil A workers say 'No probert Bobbert' to him instead of 'My pleasure'.
Small William's given name actually is "Willie", though
Bobby claims to be cousins with Van
Actually, Bobby Wilder claims he went by "Van" in college and the movie is his biography.
Bobby Wilder drives a Jeep. He picks his girlfriend up and turns on One Republic's "Connections." She smiles and he gestures to the glove box. Inside the glove box, the girlfriend looks for the backstage passes to tonight's One Republic concert. Bobby Wilder just says, "What? No, just get me a piece of gum."
Fuck Pat Narduzzi
A win over Bobby Wilder will drop us to 15th in the polls.
Bobby Wilder thinks that Willie Taggart and FSU are on the rise
Bobby Wilder eats the peel and trashes the orange
Bobby Wilder is more than Bobby Wild but less than Bobby Wildest
Average at best
Bobby Wilder thinks he gets the best players in the 757.
bobby wilder will redshirt all his freshman but will not play them in any games much less 4.
Bobby Wilder thinks it's totally fucking awesome to sprinkle click bait all throughout his playbook to keep his players interested.
Ten ways to run the ball up the middle. Number 7 will BLOW YOUR MIND.
"The QB Snapped The Ball, But The Offense Didn't Know What Happened Next!"
The Florida State Story
Bobby Wilder hides in the locker room and yells " Heeere's Johnny" to his staff and team.
Bobby thinks Clarice Starling is a type of bird
Bobby Wilder wishes he had a 12 year contract to play ECU that somehow seems to roll over for an additional 5 years every year
Bobby Wilder doesn't understand why Hank and Dean Venture won't leave him alone, especially since Big Blue the Lion is their mascot...
Bobby Wilder thinks that the recruiting board should exclusively talk about recruiting.
Bobby Wilder feeds his team spaghetti just before kickoff
Bobby Wilder has only played one ranked FBS team, it was ranked 13th, it was from the same state as his team, it was a mid afternoon kickoff, and his team lost.
Coincidence? Probably.
Point of order, the title to this hatin' on is the "2018 edition". I'm not sure that is enough digits to cover the length of our contract with ODU. Should we move to some alphanumeric system to make sure we protect ourselves from and overflow bug?
For anyone who remembers The North End Zone's previews, our honorary coach of the week is none other than:
Brock F#$&ing Samson. Killer of men. Killer of henchmen. He's ripped through the Monarch's Hordes like they were a bag of leaves. Let's see what he can do on Saturday.
Bobby Wilder thinks that SC mustard sauce is the best bbq sauce for pulled pork
But, he also says Alabama mayo sauce is an acceptable substitute in a pinch.
Bobby wilder once at at a ruby tuesdays, sent back a half eaten meal three times because he "changed his mind about wanting it" and then stiffed the waiter with the tip.
Maybe he just
He's not Rick Pitino.
Or Tiger Woods.
bobby wilder in doing everything he can to make sure that Norfolk gets to test out heinz new mayochup before anyone else! to vote for your city and keep bobby wilder down click the link below~
vote for mayochup here
Heinz Ketchup (@HeinzKetchup_US) tweeted at 5:30 AM - 17 Sep 2018 :
#Mayochup is here. And these saucy cities Tweeted #Mayochup the most. Vote for your city by Tuesday, 9/18 by 11:59 PM CST to be among the first to taste it.
because I know how important mayo is to this community. #thisIShome and also how important it is to not lose the #757
My first thought was to vote for Norfolk so that poison would be released on them and none of their fans would be able to show up to the stadium as a result of all the nausea and diarrhea.
I'm eating breakfast you monster.
Heinz needs to just stick to Ketchup and Heinz 57 sauce.
I knew I had recognized Bobby Wilder from somewhere before:
Bobby thinks his home field is named after....
via GIPHY
Surprised they haven't made Foreman's where the ECU pirate logo can sear into the meats.
Bobby Wilder thinks Georgia Tech Quarterback is really Effective
Bobby Wilder knows all six members of Depeche Mode and has never missed an American tour
Bobby Wilder thinks corn flakes are "grrrrreat"
Bobby wants to legally change the spelling of his name to Bobbie.
Bobby doesn't realize that since Bobby is actually his nickname he can spell it however he wants.
ODU fans don't like him. They boo him. (the truth, not hatin')
Bobby thinks the HRBT is the same as the MMMBT
Bobby Wilder brings toddlers to midnight releases of movies.
bobby wilder agrees with larry fedoras concussion assessments