Larry Fedora is behind you in his F-250 as you sit at a stop sign waiting to turn right onto a busy road and when it's finally your turn, he pulls up to your left and completely blocks your view of the oncoming traffic and makes you sit there staring at the passenger side of his truck until he turns left.
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Larry Fedora has a twin brother named Garry Fedora who can often be found horsing around UNC's facilities, helping out on the recruiting trail, drinking red bull, and providing some good ol' fashioned locker room spirit during half-time for UNC football losses and even cheering from the student section during basketball games. It's a little-known fact that Garry is better than everyone else at using fidget spinners.
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Larry Fedora thinks that a visor is perfectly safe head protection and doesn't think players need helmets.
Larry Fedora was the middle man for the shoe sales.. "Dude, you want some limited edition Jordans? I know how to hook you up.. You get a free UNC diploma with every purchase"
Larry Fedora is named after a hat that he is not cool enough to wear.
Larry Fedora can't spell "hat" if you spotted him the H and the A.
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Larry Fedora was lashing out because he didn't realize that Infinity War wasn't a documentary about the development of the Call of Duty franchise when he went to go see it.
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Nice. We have a toenail caper that leaves a pile of trimmed toenails by the shitter in our office bathroom. Which is what spurnned me to leave the comment a few posts above.
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Larry Fedora unbuckles and rushes the aisle as soon as the plane lands, insisting that he has a connecting flight to catch, only to casually walk over to Sbarro
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Larry Fedora is your mom's +1 at the lake last summer. He brought his bass boat. He borrows your mom's credit card before he goes to play golf. He drinks margaritas at breakfast. He won't stop talking about P120X, which is way better than P90X. He calls your mom "Hot Momma."
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If your name is Larry Fedora, you should own a fedora. Period. If my name was bob Tophat, or Jerry Fez, or Benedict Bouldercap, you can be damn sure the expectation would be similar
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Larry lost to ECU by 22.
Nice
Larry Fedora coaches football at a basketball school.
Larry Fedora wears a visor when he is named after a hat.
Larry Fedora rents a helicopter and tells everyone its his.
Whispering quietly it's actually owned by a Duke fan
Larry Fedora thinks sending a kid up a scissor lift on a windy day was the right call
Larry Fedora thinks concussions are fake news.
Larry gets mad when you ask him "where is your fedora?"
Larry Fedora thinks he and his team deserved to lose 59-7 last year against VT.
Well that's just a fact
Wait, we're not supposed to type facts about Larry Fedora?
Indiana Jones would wear Fedora like a hat.
Larry Fedora thinks Indy's best scene involves hiding in a fridge.
Larry Fedora was a huge fan of the Crystal Skull
The bowler/derby > the fedora
Larry Fedora thinks he could take Bud Foster in a fight.
Larry Fedora gives the ball to NFL-ready running backs less times than loluva had fans at their spring game.
Larry Fedora prefers his balls dry!!!
Larry Fedora requires a read receipt on all emails.
Larry Fedora thinks everyone's checking him out in this picture:
Larry Fedora either shaves his chest hair or has no chest hair.
Larry Fedora waxes his body hair
Larry Fedora is behind you in his F-250 as you sit at a stop sign waiting to turn right onto a busy road and when it's finally your turn, he pulls up to your left and completely blocks your view of the oncoming traffic and makes you sit there staring at the passenger side of his truck until he turns left.
Larry Fedora has a twin brother named Garry Fedora who can often be found horsing around UNC's facilities, helping out on the recruiting trail, drinking red bull, and providing some good ol' fashioned locker room spirit during half-time for UNC football losses and even cheering from the student section during basketball games. It's a little-known fact that Garry is better than everyone else at using fidget spinners.
Larry Fedora sells disingenuous life insurance policies to the elderly.
Larry Fedora farts constantly on airplanes
Larry Fedora thinks repeated blows to the head are good for the brain.
Larry Fedora doesn't want to coach his own team.
Larry Fedora thinks he will get better draft picks if he tanks the season
When teams lose a game, the sigh a breath of relief when they see Fedora up next on the schedule.
Larry Fedora is hoping Hurricane Michael hits Chapel Hill so they'll have an excuse for losing again.
The simply didn't have enough practice time with all that rain during the week. Shame.
Guess they will have to cancel and head to Charlottesville to ride it out.
Larry Fedora is lame AF
Larry Fedora thinks that a visor is perfectly safe head protection and doesn't think players need helmets.
Larry Fedora was the middle man for the shoe sales.. "Dude, you want some limited edition Jordans? I know how to hook you up.. You get a free UNC diploma with every purchase"
Larry Fedora is named after a hat that he is not cool enough to wear.
Larry Fedora can't spell "hat" if you spotted him the H and the A.
Reesejenks525: please read all the hatin' on, but don't comment until Sunday...🤫 please
Larry Fedora is a douchebag and I want to punch him in his frat boy face.
Larry Fedora thinks he looks good with a beard.
Larry Fedora and ECU are comparing notes on how to use a hurricane to avoid losing to the Hokies.
Larry Fedora still thinks he has the best offensive mind in college football.
Larry Fedora isn't the best offensive mind in the Coastal Division.
Larry Fedora isn't the best offensive mind in the state of NC... (although he is pretty offensive)
larry fedora isn't the best offensive mind in chapel hill.
Larry Fedora thinks that The Cat in the Hat is about him.... but he is not sure if he is the cat or the hat.
Larry Fedora messages you on Facebook to tell you he got a friend request from a duplicate account for you when he obviously didn't.
Larry Fedora tweeted the end of Infinity War without including SPOILER ALERT at the top.
Larry Fedora was lashing out because he didn't realize that Infinity War wasn't a documentary about the development of the Call of Duty franchise when he went to go see it.
Larry Fedora majored in scatology
Larry Fedora told Jalen Dalton he made the right choice
Webster defines Larry Fedora as: ass-hat
Larry Fedora does his grocery shopping at the dollar store but only buys one or two things from Costco
Larry Fedora thinks three post-game vent threads isn't enough.
Larry rents his helicopter from Duke
Larry and Bobby aligned their buyouts.
Larry Fedora thinks you're supposed to throw your right arm into the air when you dab into your left elbow.
Larry Fedora was the basis for Leisure Suit Larry
Larry Fedora wishes he didn't live in NC so he could complain about the BBQ.
Larry Fedora lives in NC and complains about the BBQ.
Larry Fedora trims his toenails during staff meetings
Larry Fedora < David Cutcliffe
As a coach and as a person.
Larry Fedora drops a burrito infused present in the office john and leaves it for the next person to flush... (yeup, happened at work today....)
Nice. We have a toenail caper that leaves a pile of trimmed toenails by the shitter in our office bathroom. Which is what spurnned me to leave the comment a few posts above.
I honestly couldnt choose between the two... I hate feet... and all things about them
Agree
There was a confirmed urinal pooper in my agency's main office. Imagine being the one to discover that
I am dying thinking about the episode of South Park. That was a Top 10 episode.
Damn, now I need to find that episode!
Edit: I should have said that Larry Fedora thinks it's just fine to poop in a urinal even though there are plenty of stalls to choose from
Season 10 Episode 9.
Thanks! Leg to you!
Imagine being the one to clean it up
Looking at the long term forecast this week, Fedora is already thankful that this game won't count.
Has anyone checked to see if ECU has already cancelled their game?
Hard to tell if ECU has gotten out of Greenville yet...
Larry Fedora prefers his pizza unsliced.
and eats it with a knife and fork
Larry Fedora thinks the roof is the ceiling.
Larry Fedoras fraternity name was Root Smoocher
Your doing it wrong, needs to sound more greek. Like Roota Smoocha Lata
Larry Fedora coaches cheaters
Larry Fedora has two degrees from unc and never took a class there
It's UNC football. That's not uncommon
Larry Fedora thinks Lane Stadium Cokes need more ice.
Larry fedora invites you over to his house to play board games and then pulls out catchphrase
Larry Fedora gets more in-state hurricanes than in-state recruits
Larry Fedora hates Robin Williams
Man. What kind of jerk do you have to be to hate Robin Williams?
Larry Fedora skips leg day for a chest wax appointment
I aint here for hating on! only to make sure reesejenks520 aint posting in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry Fedora's real name is actually Larry Trillby.
Larry Fedora secretly wanted Negan and the Saviors to win the war.....
Larry fedora thinks gritty is dumb
Larry changed his name to Fedora. Used to be ass hat.
Is that dave chapelle?
Yup. He was Ahchoo in Men in Tights
Larry Fedora talked in my backswing. Twice!
Larry Fedora anagrams to Dry Flora Ear.
via GIPHY
Shouldn't it be Dry Ear Flora?
Yeah, thought about that after I posted and just never changed it.
Larry Fedora anagrams to Fedora Larry. It's true.
Larry Fedora unbuckles and rushes the aisle as soon as the plane lands, insisting that he has a connecting flight to catch, only to casually walk over to Sbarro
I was ok with everything you said, until the part about Larry Fedora eats at Sbarro's!
Larry Fedora leaves his shopping cart in the middle of the disabled parking space.
Larry Fedora's defensive strategy is to let his opponents score so many points that the opposing offense gets too tired to keep going.
Larry Fedora doesn't like Gritty
Larry picks the marshmallows out of the lucky charms to eat himself...leaving only the toasted oats for his kids.
Larry Fedora thinks Harbaugh is right about chicken
Larry Fedora is your mom's +1 at the lake last summer. He brought his bass boat. He borrows your mom's credit card before he goes to play golf. He drinks margaritas at breakfast. He won't stop talking about P120X, which is way better than P90X. He calls your mom "Hot Momma."
dang. im trying to be larry fedora!
Larry Fedora doesn't own a fedora
I thought this was Hatin' On.
If your name is Larry Fedora, you should own a fedora. Period. If my name was bob Tophat, or Jerry Fez, or Benedict Bouldercap, you can be damn sure the expectation would be similar
Larry Fedora thinks the athletics program always does things by the book.
Except UNC's book is "If I Did It" by OJ.
UNC's book is "I totally did it, but I lawyered up, so @ me, bruh!"
Larry Fedora goes snipe hunting in his spare time.
Larry prefers 'Fedora the explorer'
LOL
Larry Fedora couldn't find a win against Fuente if a singing map jumped out of his creepy backpack with eyes and sang the directions to him.
It's old, but the only current UNC player I know is Dazz.
Larry Fedora can't solve any episode of Blue's Clues.
Herbert Fedora goes by Larry because he thinks it sounds better.
He should in fact change his name to Larry Visor