"Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat, purveyor of Nike apparel, truther of CTE, defender of academic ineptitude, Douchebag extraordinaire."
We might need to change it slightly so Sir Asshat can understand the big words.... How about "Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat, dealer of Jordans, truther of CTE and head injuries, defender of stupidity, Giant Douchebag"?
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can someone splice in black and white footage of clips of the game, a la the frank milkshake gif? That would be perfect.
I don't know what the Frank milkshake gif is but this is my 6am version of what you asked for.
https://youtu.be/VEJyGbd5RoQ
I love it
Hahaha, that's pretty great.
Heyoo that's my edit glad to see it is living on in infamy
It was bloody well done.
You're not TKPing hard enough.
Do you have a black and white TV?
He will brighten up after he gets his Buy-Out.. Green always looks better than Blue..
You know something, Jack Crow!
I see a job working for Nick Saban in his future.
Saban doesn't need any more interns
Saben's team is lighting up SEC defenses like this is some 3rd rate MAC opponent. His QB doesn't play in the 4th. Perhaps some other school.
Hello darkness my old friend
"Oooooone is the loneliest number....."
🎶 All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces 🎶
That's the look of a man seriously trying to convince himself that Rutgers is kinda nice this time of year.
btw, I move that we refer to Larry Fedora henceforth as "Lawrence Asshat"
I second this motion.
All in favor?
Aye.
But his name is Herbert.
HERBERT LAWRENCE FEDORA
OK, you wanna go there? Fine.
He shall henceforth be known as
This formal title is awesome.
We might need to change it slightly so Sir Asshat can understand the big words.... How about "Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat, dealer of Jordans, truther of CTE and head injuries, defender of stupidity, Giant Douchebag"?
Nah, they'll hire a tutor to do that.
Sir Herbert Lawrence Asshat, first (and hopefully last) of his name...
Herbert Headcheeks
GUNTAR, this is amazing.
Obligatory
My contribution:
Now I just wanna see the Gritty/Larry Asshat mashup. Who's in charge of such shenannigans around here?
Once again doing the important stuff.
and then there are others out there... Doing things far greater than I:
Hahahaha I saw this too. I assume it was to take away from how bad their band was playing, and it worked. This shit is hilarious.
As an owner of this t-rex costume, I highly recommend it. It was hilarious seeing the responses of people while I accompanied my kid during Halloween.
I have the Jabba the Hutt version of it and it's a piece of art.
Alex Kirshner did a pretty entertaining write-up about this performance for SBNation if anyone wants to read it.
https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/10/15/17978172/iowa-state-dinosaur-marching-band-show
On the upside, at least he's there with all his friends.....
I was going to say that's the look of a man thinking he shouldn't have kicked so many puppies in his life.
But it's Larry Fedora, so he's probably thinking he must not have kicked enough puppies.
Whatever your players can get for their Jordans
"Yeah, this is Lawrence. What does 'with cause' mean? Does it get me more money?"