OT: TKP marketing/advertising

Who's in charge of it?
This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen, lol.

Maybe Gritty should get one!

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A few weeks back I was on TKP and an ad popped up for UVA football tickets on sale. It was just as disturbing as that photo, if not more!

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Now this, and I sure as shit ain't browsing anything about attending that cesspool

Guess I'll fork out the $$$ to go add free

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Are you sure you don't want to spoon out the money?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

It's algorithmic advertising based on your search engine use. Just stop searching for Bear Lovin' porn and you'll be fine.

I believe that's one of the ads that is generated by your own browsing history.

Lol, nice try but no.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

It doesn't mean you personally searched for it. It just means this what the internet thinks you want based on your previous searches.

Or someone on your network has searched for it...

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Not great, Bob

They typically don't use IP-based tracking, since the vast majority of people have dynamic IPs that change over time and those that don't are usually corporations that can have hundreds or thousands of people on a single network.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

I just joined TKP. Am I doing it right?

#MSPaintMondays

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Not great, Bob

you're going to fit in just fine!

They should make one of these sweatshirts that is a close-up of Gritty's face.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Paging GUNTAR....

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I very appreciate this, and I very appreciate your avatar too.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Is that an ND fan covering his ears?

Looks it

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Yes! Was going to post it as an OT after the game but I didn't have the legs to do that.

Covered his ears for most of the game and told people in front of him to sit down. Nice guy though, seemed to be a family member of a Hokie.

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Not great, Bob

Am I doing it right?

#MSPaintMondays

That hashtag in a comment posted just after midnight Wed morning? No, you are not doing it right.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

All you got to do is pay for a key and then you don't have to see these hoodies modeled after me with my shirt off!

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I believe that's the kind of ads you start getting right before you sign up here and paying for a subscription.

You only need worry if it doesn't work.

Would this scarf be more of what you're looking for?

Let's Go

HOKIES

These folks are starting to scare me.

But clearly, they need a subscription that doesn't have tempting ads.

oh so that's where it is

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Is that the marital debate to be settled via poll on the other thread I haven't opened yet?

MUCH less exciting, unfortunately. It's about utensil preference (literally, not any sort of euphemism).

If you haven't opened the marital debate, you really need to. Great thread with some great responses from the community.

Although, it shouldn't have been a debate to begin with.

HokieEnginerd is a monster.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Noooo..... My marital debate thread was just over a silly conversation. It was nowhere near as disturbing as that.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I don't know...the hubs using a spoon for the the taters is pretty disturbing. He's a meat man. What the hell is he doing with a spoon anyway?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Not as disturbing as somethings.... He is a meat man, but we do eat other foods too.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Blasphemy.

You do realize the other foods is really just garnish to meat, right?