Your Daily Dabo Humor

Dabo proclaimed today that FSU and his Clemson program are "about even" and that they would each probably win 5 out of 10 against each other. Obviously nobody's had the heart to tell him that his Tigers lost by 37 three days ago to the 'Noles.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/swinney-no-9-tigers-no-185926946--ncaaf.html

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If TKP actually sustains a Daily Dose of Dabo Humor it may actually break the internet.

Reminds me of this:

It's like he can't believe what he just saw. "Nah, that's not a tiger" haha... classic Dabo

Page 4, paragraph 3 of the Coach Speak manual which is in the "save your ass and your teams morale" chapter!

"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time!"

37 points?

"The gap is closing"
- Mike London

Hey I like his way of thinking. You know VT is better than Bama. If we played them 10 times we could beat them 6!! no no 8!! times. It is just too bad that we won't play them for about half a decade, so no one will know that I'm right. But rest assured Hokies, like the Tigers, we can be undefeated too...In our minds. It just takes a little imagination.

They'll really reach parity, when Chad Morris bolts to a Head Coaching gig somewhere else.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

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yep. T Minus 3 months for the Morris ship to sail

After last week we should hope he stays!

"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time!"

Forget that, I'd love Brent Venables to stay.

And the next time we play Clemson, for him to convince his players that they're facing FSU again and not us...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

If not a head coaching gig, I could easily see him leave to join Briles as OC at UTexas. He's from Texas, really good friends with Briles, and I would guess he would get paid more than the 1.3 he's making at Clemson.

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Unless he stays loyal to the program like Bud has.

Bud stays because he loves the Burg and Beamer. The two have been around each other for years. Morris is a hired gun.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

That and now he has a sweet payout if he stays until 2015.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Well yeah, if you were to play a team 10 times you're bound to beat them one time or another...

Yeah, even UVA's beaten us once in the last ten tries! Although, that will change after this year ^_^ I want my Decade of Dominance shirt!

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Yeah, that excludes UVA :)

This is reaaaally off-topic, but I literally cannot wait to post Roll Tide on facebook Saturday just to piss people off.

I approve. I think you're the only person on this site who hates Tennessee more than I do!

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Well, it took Navy 43 tries to beat Notre Dame (and that was in a row, not overall).

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

Apparently he later went on to blame Glennon

Fortune Favors the Bold

That's like saying, "The next time I step in front of that speeding train, I'll be able to stop it!"

Yeah, okay Dabo, whatever you say.

"Exit light..."

I don't think Dabo's crazy for this comment... I think FSU's a better team, and I think they'd probably win 6-7 games out of 10, but Dabo's right; this performance wasn't an accurate representation of Clemson. Teams don't play their best ball every night.

That being said, his statement wasn't the smartest thing to say after a game like that.

This just in: Dabo is ordering ACC Atlantic division championship rings for his team.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Participation rings*

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Maybe he's getting silver medals that say "first place."

"Exit light..."

I think he should file a complaint to the ACC for Florida State bullying his team. In their own house!

Agree. Bullying is no laughing matter, that's for sure

I laughed for way too long after seeing that

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

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