Six Pick Week 9

Week 9 and there is a top 3 and there's everyone else. That's not to say these three are bulletproof, all three have challenges on their schedule, though some, #rolltide have fewer challenges than others. I like seasons like this: parity, upsets, uncertainty, but enough muscle at the top that its not a completely watered down product (like the NFL.) Every game (still) matters.


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There ain't no football party like a west coast football party
Cause a west coast football party don't stop.

ESPN Gameday starts at 6am pst (9am est) in Eugene to start the day. The day ends with the Stanford - Oregon State matchup at about 11 pm pst (2am est.) So much party. By the way there is no damn chance I am staying sober enough to watch the late game. Those of you that can go hard for 17 hours straight, God bless.

The Games:

Saturday, October 26th
Vanderbilt at Texas A&M -17.5 ~~ 12:21 pm SEC TV / espn3

  • James Franklin, I'm glad to have you and Vandy back causing trouble for the conference jocks. I was about to kick dirt on you for missing your window 2 years ago ... it's still open
  • Mierda de una lista de grandes atletas, los aggies que chupan en la defensa. no es bueno. Sumlin hizo en houston tambin, as que lo bueno de un entrenador es l realmente?

Pick: Vandy and the points. Until proven otherwise, I am team whoever and the points vs the aTm defense.
***

Texas Tech at Oklahoma -6.5 ~~ 3:30 pm FOX

  • Remember when Bob Stoops was the up and coming young head coach? He has a national title, with multiple other title appearances, runs a top 10 program, makes a shit ton of money, but you have to think he misses the early years
  • Kliff Kingsbury is 34, an unmarried bro in a college town. How much tail is he pulling? A LOT. I bet he gives out gift baskets of signed footballs when the hit the door

Pick: OU covering by a half point, only because they are at home. I dont feel good about this, but TT is overrated and due to take a L.
***

UCLA at Oregon -22.5 ~~ 7:00 pm (ESPN or ESPN2)

  • The Oregon motto "Alis volat propriis" is latin (or is it high valyrian?) for "She Flies With Her Own Wings" ... how has Nike not put this on the uniform yet?
  • If I were Pac12 Commish Larry Scott each morning I would wake up and expect to see a dead fish outside my front door and I wouldn't know if it were sent by Udub or UCLA. Playing Stanford and Oregon back2back is wrong

Pick: UCLA getting the points. This is against better judgment, but I think UCLA stylistically matches up better with the Ducks.
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South Carolina at Missouri -2.5 ~~ 7:00 pm ESPN2

  • I'll not bullshit your here, I want Sakerlina to win for two reasons; 1) college football is more fun when Spurrier's team is good & he's verbally poking other teams and 2) I don't want the SEC East race to be over before November
  • A tip O' the cap to Mizzou HC Gary Pinkel, the other, other Tigers werent ready for the jarring introduction to Old Man football made the debut season in the SEC rough. If they win the SEC East, it will shake the core of the conference

Pick: Mizzou laying the points. In the battle of backup QBs I like Mizzous Mike Mauk better than Sakerlinas Dylan Thompson. Mizzou will do a good job stopping the run.
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Penn State at Ohio State -14.5 ~~ 8:00 pm ABC

  • Urban Meyer might go undefeated in back2back season at Ohio State, but because it's the B1G Ten the Buckeyes are beating up (and not always convincingly), they aren't getting much BCSCG run. Amazing
  • Raise your hand if you thought Bill O'brien not Josh McDaniels, Eric Mangini, Romeo Crennel or Charlie Weis would be Bill Belichick's best coach not named Saban to come from his branch of the coaching tree?

Pick: PSU getting the points. tOSU will win, but by more than 2 touchdowns? Ida know.
***

Stanford -3.5 at Oregon State ~~ 10:30 pm ESPN

  • The Beavers lost to Eastern Washington, but have since won 6 straight, but it's been a pretty non impressive wins outside of Utah. This screams their record is phony, they'll finish with 5 losses this year
  • How is this schedule run from game 3 to 10: Arizona State, Wazzou, Udub, Utah, UCLA, Oregon State, Oregon and USC ... can't lose focus at all or Utah happens. This isn't your daddy's Pac12

Pick: The Tree and the points. Manball isnt perfect, but theyve been far more tested. My only pause is playing Corvallis at night can be tricky.
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Bonus:
Duke is going to play VT close, getting the points, but hopefully our butt ass ugly uni combination will blind them.


Beer of the Week:

Full Sail Imperial Stout - Bourbon Barrel Aged

In honor of the state of Oregon and on the recommendation of my beer store guy, I'm going with this bourbon aged stout, though there is a 50/50 chance I end up buying this beer to age for a couple of years and drink something else.

Review:
Vandy at aTm -17.5
Tejas Tech at OU -6.5
UCLA at Oregon -22.5
Sakerlina at Mizzou -2.5
PSU at tOSU -14.5
Stanford -3.5 at Oregon State

Enjoy the games, the beers and beat Duke.

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Comments

Vandy at aTm -17.5 - a&m
Tejas Tech at OU -6.5 - tt
UCLA at Oregon -22.5 - oregon
Sakerlina at Mizzou -2.5 - usc
PSU at tOSU -14.5 - oh st
Stanford -3.5 at Oregon State - stanford

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Vandy covers, aTm wins
OU
UCLA covers, Ducks win
Cocks
PSU covers, tOSU wins
Stanford

"Exit light..."

Aggies...but Vandy covers
Oklahoma
Ducks
South Carolina
Penn State
Stanford

ATM
OU
UCLA
Mizzou
PSU
Oregon State

MRSDOZER:
Vandy "I don't think they'll win by that many points"
OU "Oklahoma is favored? Ok"
UCLA "no. I think they'll (oregon) win by 17"
Mizzou "yeah I think Missouri will win"
tOSU "yeah"
Oregon State "oregon state scores a lot of points and stanford doesnt necessarily score many points. I think it will be a closer game than that"

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

I love this.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Aggies, spurned on after their close loss last week
Texas Tech covers, OU wins
QUACK QUACK
USCe
PSU covers, OSU wins
Stanford

Beer: No beer this week. However I will be at a scotch and whiskey tasting before the VT game so that kinda counts? Well, at least as my tailgate.

oh, it counts

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

17.5 over anyone is steep. I think aTm will get it, though
Boomer Sooner by 6.5
UCLA at Oregon -22.5; Sure, why not? Ducks
Sakerlina at Mizzou -2.5; Tiggers get it done
PSU at tOSU -14.5; PSU stays close
Stanford -3.5 at Oregon State; Stanford will mash 'em

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Vandy covering
OU outright
UCLA covering
Mizzou outright
PSU covering
Stanford outright

aTm
Sooners
Oregon
USCe
PSU
Stanford

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I hate all of these lines with a passion. This feels like an 0-6 week.

A&M
Texas Tech
Oregon
South Carolina
OSU
Stanford

Texas A&M
Oklahoma
Oregon
South Carolina
Penn State
Oregon State

Rip his freaking head off!

Vandy
Oklahoma
UCLA
Mizzou
tOSU
Stanford

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

Some tough games this week!

aTm wins, Vandy gets the points
OU by more than the spread
UCLA gets the points, but the Ducks win
Mizzou wins big
Ohio State beats PSU and the spread
Stanford big

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

vandy
Texas Tech
UCLA
USC
OSU
Stanford

Vandy
Tejas Tech
Oregon
Sakerlina
tOSU
Stanford

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

Vandy, cuz aTm no tiene defensa
Oklahoma, cuz TT esta lista para perder grande
Oregon, cuz nadie puede detener los pavos
USCe, cuz Spurrier es un macho malo
OSU, cuz Meyer es un macho bueno
Stanford, cuz OSU no es nada
(translations available upon request)

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

A&m
Sooners
DUCKS
MISSOU
BUCKEYES
STANFORD

Vandy at aTm -17.5
Tejas Tech at OU -6.5
UCLA at Oregon -22.5
Sakerlina at Mizzou -2.5
PSU at tOSU -14.5
Stanford -3.5 at Oregon State

Vandy
TT
UCLA
Mizzou
tOSU
Stanford

Handy Dandy Vandy
Tecks Tech (I assume that's the Tx Tech equivalent of them calling us Vah Tech?)
Ewe See Elle Ayyyy (punch me in the face, UCLA)
Sakerlina
tOSU

Stanford Cardinals (DO YOU KNOW HOW MAD IT MAKES THEM WHEN YOU CALL THEM THAT?)

@historyhokie.bsky.social

Vandy
Oklahoma
UCLA
Missouri
OSU
Stanford
Beer: TBD. May not end up with anything special.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Vandy
OK
UCLA
SC
Penn St
Stanford
Hidden Track: VT to cover

Noel's Hokies

Vandy covers
TT covers
Ducks open it up
Mizzou
PSU covers
Stanford

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Vandy gets the points, but aTm wins the game... or aTm shows their butt one more time, loses, and causes another angel to get its wings
OU - Another of the undefeated goes down and paves the way for VT to go to the MNC!
Oregon Slows down just enough for UCLA to get the points but still lose the game
Sakerlina points and win (I need more undefeateds to lose: See OU)
My heart says PSU because I hate OSU (f-you 't') and I'll pick em getting points but OSU will win.
Stanford - See OU, minus the undefeated part... Chaos!

More water and chores... may even hit up bed bath and beyond, don't know if we'll have time

in Fuller we trust

Vandy
OU
UCLA
Mizzou
OSU
Stanford

1. Vandy
2. Sooners at home
3. UCLA
4. Mizzou, though I agree that college football is better with Spurrier on top
5. Penn State
6. Beavers
7. HOKIES WIN BIG

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

Vanderbilt
OU
UCLA
MIZZ
PSU
Stanford

Vandy
Tejas Tech
Oregon
Mizzou
PSU
Stanford

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

aTm
Tejas Tech
UCLA
Mizzou
PSU
Stanford

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

aTm -17.5
Tejas Tech +6.5 Outright upset.
UCLA +22.5
Mizzou -2.5
tOSU -14.5 they know they have to win big...
Stanford -3.5

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Commodores
Sooners
Ducks
Cocks
Nittany Lions
Trees

Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

Vandy (I'll go out on a limb and say they're gonna win out right. Almost certainly wrong, but you better believe there'll be an 'I told you so' if they pull it off...)
Tejas Tech (Not a lot of faith in OU, though TT does seem ripe for a loss... I'll stick with TT given the spread)
UCLA (Seems like a HUGE spread for a pretty decent UCLA team. I'll take them to cover)
Mizzou (Rooting for more SEC misery here (even though it won't be an upset, have to think the faithful will see it that way))
PSU (Emotion pick. Dislike Urban and THE university, and the spread seems a little high. GO PSU)
Stanford (Spread being so low must be a reflection of location. Feel like Stanford handles them more comfortably than by a single field goal)

"The TKP community is unrivaled."
-Justin Fuente, probably

ATM -17.5
SUHnah's -6.5
QuacK -22.5
Cocks +2.5
OSU -14.5
Trees -3.5

Go Tech

Texas AM
Oklahoma
UCLA
Cocks
Penn St
Stanford

Vandy
Fighting Kliff Kingsburys
UCLA
Mizzou \_()_/
buckeyes
TREES

These people are losing their minds!

Johnny football
Boomer sooner
Quack attack
Mizzou
Penn state
Stanford

Vandy
Boomer Sooner
UCLA
South Carolina (I refuse to buy into Mizzou)
Penn State
Stanford

Vandy
Oklahoma
Ducks
Mizzou
Penn State
Stanford

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Vandy...that's quite the spread
TT
UCLA...see above
Mizzou...but I would be happy to be wrong if SoCar wins
PSU...but Buckys win
Stanford

aTm -17.5
OU -6.5
UCLA +22.5
Sakerlina +2.5
tOSU -14.5
Stanford -3.5 at Oregon State

Vandy
OU
UCLA
Sakerlina
THE ohio state university
Stanford

Logan 3:16

Vandy
OU
UCLA
Mizzou
PSU
Stanford

#Let's Go - Hokies

Vandy
OU
Oregon
South Carolina
Penn State
Oregon State

Vandy should cover that
Texas Tech
UCLA, too huge of a spread?
Mizzou
PSU
Stanford

Vanderbilt -- Franklin needs to get out after this season
OU --- feel like Kliff's luck is about to run out rest of the year
UCLA --- spread is a bit too big for me, Ducks might be looking past to Stanford
South Carolina --- Ole Ball Coach gets a big win behind the running game
PSU --- Think they have a shot to pull the upset
Stanford --- old man football all day

Vanderbilt (don't think they'll win)
Oklahoma (they may not win either)
Oregon (UCLA doesn't have the wherewithal to stop them like Stanford does)
Missouri (I mean, they beat Florida's "#1 ranked defense")
Penn State (even if they don't win, it should be closer than that spread)
Stanford (because Stanford)

Also, your Google Translate sucks!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

El Google no habla bien el idioma magnifica de los latinos, solo el Chachi puede traducir bien las palabras escritas en este lugar de TKP. Tal vez alguien mas?

But if you want something other than Spanish, I can't help you, and btw, most computer translation services are notoriously bad in Spanish, and many other languages as well, according to my many friends overseas.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Afortunadamente, en este momento estudio para mi doctorado en lingstica hispnica, as que no necesito que nadie me haga ninguna traduccin.

Tambm eu falo um poquinho do portugus, mas preciso de praticar mais com os meus amigos brasileiros algum dia.

I warn my students against the black hole that is Google Translate and that they should never use it to write a paper. Ever. EVER.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Vandy at aTm -17.5 - Vandy
Texas Tech at OU -6.5 - OU
UCLA at Oregon -22.5 - UCLA
Sakerlina at Mizzou -2.5 - South Carolina
PSU at tOSU -14.5 - PSU
Stanford -3.5 at Oregon State - Stanford (going away I might add)

"Parrish at the 30….and…the ball came loose! Taken away by DeAngelo Hall, and he..will…score!"

Vandy
Oklahoma
Ducks
Mizzou
Penn St.
Stanford

Vanderbilt
Oklahoma
UCLA
South Carolina
Ohio State
Stanford

Vandy
OU
Oregon
USCe
PSU
Stanford

Ships
Sooners
Ducks
Tigers
Nuts
Trees

'Dores
OU
UCLA
Tigers
PSU
Cardinal

Vandy
Oklahoma
UCLA
USC: I just can't handle another loss week here at USC's law school... Everyone is always miserable after a USC loss, so I've got to go with Spurrier simply for my own personal well-being.
Ohio State
Stanford

aTm
OU
Oregon
Mizzou
OSU
Stanford

aTm
TTU
UCLA
Mizzou
OSU
Stanford






Onward and upward

Yes. Just...yes

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

thanks!

I'm pretty sure this is how I'm gonna do six pick from now on...I can't wait to pick Oregon sometime...those cheerleaders are HOTT!!!

Onward and upward

As much as I hate the sec, I love any cheerleader from an sec team. Southern girls man...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I approve of the new method of making pics!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Texas Tech has the highest proportion of stunners in that group. Whoa, nellie!

Holy f-k!!! Is that a hot asian chick on UCLA!? Dayum you just exposed my kryptonite! This reminds me of the Robin Thicke vid for "Give It To You"

DFWTF...DON'T FUCK WITH THE FULLERS

Vandy
OU
UCLA
Cocks
PSU outright wins
Stanford

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Vanderbilt
Oklahoma
UCLA
Mizzou
Penn State
Stanford

Fortune Favors the Bold

Texas A&M -17.5
Texas Tech +6.5
Oregon -22.5
Missouri -2.5
Ohio State -14.5
Stanford -3.5

Vandy
TTU
UCLA
MIzzou
PSU
Stanford

Vandy
Oklahoma
Oregon
Missouri
Ohio State
Stanford

No beer for me, recent TN trip by my roommate has Shine on the menu. Also, I'll be there tomorrow

#BeatDookwithOrange

#allmarooneverything

Vanderbilt
Oklahoma
Oregon
Missouri
Penn State
Oregon State

Vandy
OU
UCLA
Mizzou
tOSU
Stanford

aTm at home, gets points
Texas Tech
Oregon
Mizzou,
tOSU
Stanford? Not sure about this one.

Tannenzaple Pils from a local brewer

Vandy
Oklahoma
UCLA
USCe
Penn State
Oregon State

Observation: in this thread with now 73 comments, I am the first to have this exact pick selection. Is that bad? Probably.

Calling it now, you will go 6-0! ha ha

@TheTurkeyTavern

Yep, it was pretty bad... Oh well.

Too many points, I'll take Vandy
I really want to pick TT, but coming off a loss OU will be ready (unlike last week), Boomer Sooner
22.5 points is ALOT, for everyone but Oregon, Quack Quack Quack
Mizzou to keep it rolling into an SEC championship game
tOSUNeeds style points to get in the big game and unfortunately for PSU, they are
Here is what I know, playing in Corvallis is tough... that is about it because I am always PTFOd (Pass the F*** Out) by the time the Pac 12 games kickoff and have no idea how good any of them are. I'll take Stanford I don't thing either of the OSUs are true contenders.

@TheTurkeyTavern

VANDERBILT, because of the absence of anything resembling a defense on Texas A&M's roster, and, well, James Franklin is a pretty smart guy.

OKLAHOMA because I've picked against them twice, and I've gone 1-1 with those picks. I think they might come out with some extra desire to get back on track after their lackluster performances their last two games.

OREGON has the best offense in the nation. UCLA... not so much. It'll be a blowout.

Normally I don't like picking the team that has to use the backup QB, but here I don't have much choice. I'm going with the home team MISSOURI.

I think OHIO STATE is going to show up for this one to try to impress the pollsters. They don't have a quality win yet, after winning close games over Wisconsin and Northwestern, and this is their last chance at a dominating performance over a good team until the season finale in Ann Arbor.

STANFORD is not going to be surprised by the Beavers like they were against the Utes a few weeks ago. I think this team learned that each week may be a struggle, and they're not liable to look past this game at the Oregon team on deck.

Vandy
Ttu
OU
USC
OSU
Stanford

Vandy
TT
UCLA
Mizzou
Stanford

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Vandy

OU

Oregon

Sakerlina

tOSU

Stanford