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I can't take it seriously when cherry and pumpkin are ranked 1 and 2. Both are less than good

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Pumpkin is a great choice for fall, right behind apple. My girlfriend made a pumpkin pie last night actually and it was ballin.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

All I got from this:

"LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! SUCK IT, LOSERS!"

I'm not bitter or anything....

hgh

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Yeah pumpkin is great for fall, but what about the other three seasons? What, you gonna break out some pumpkin pie in the dead of winter? HELL NO! Imma need some pipin hot Apple pie suckas!

You can't be the second best pie if you only got game a quarter of the year.

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I'm gonna give you one chance to take back what you said about cherry pie. Pumpkin can burn in hell though.

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Tha'ts for ever ranking something higher than Apple Pie.

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No love for boston cream?? Geez.

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That is reserved for the best donut

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Except lemon meringue and pecan are the freaking best I don't care what anyone says

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

CHERRY PIE NUMBER ONE!?!?!?! THAT IS BLASPHEME!!!!

Lemon Meringue >> Pumpkin >> Mixed Berry >> Apple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry

Had to be said.

But for real though, the top four in my list are really all spectacular, Cherry doesn't even compare.

You take that Lemon meringue bull shit and go to hooville with it!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Hey there mister, I bet you like Chocolate, Oreo and Boston Creme pie. THIS GUYS A PHONEY!!!!!

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I tend to like my pie fruit flavored and my cake chocolate flavored. Pie>Cake though

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Shenanigans. Cherry is the best. Significantly.

It was a catch

Also apple pie

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I make one helluva Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Pie. Yep just tooted my own horn....

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gtofever

Every year at Christmas I usually end up making at least 7 of them for my family. My Grandmother
said its the best she's ever had too. And that says a lot because she makes everything from scratch.

@AMB4VT

We need a committee to determine the true classification of cheesecake.

Also:
Apple
Cheesecake
Lemon (I would say "meringue" but I always scrape it off)
Sweet potato

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I scrape off the meringue as well. LOL

@AMB4VT

I KNEW there was someone else!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

yep...give it to someone who wants it. Failing that, eat the meringue first to keep it from ruining the pie!

gtofever

CHEESECAKE

Pumpkin Pie > Cherry Pie ...especially in the fall...HOWEVER...Key Lime Pie is the greatest by far and pie > cake

HartRM

I tried to buy cakeorpie.com, then when it was taken, pieorcake.com. They same person has them both.

That could've been the sister website... damn that's a tough loss.

CAKEORPIEDOTCOM.com???

That sounds like one of those websites I visit when it's all quiet late at night.....

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At the risk of severe ridicule, Grasshopper PIE! It's cake, it's pie, it's ice cream how does that get any better!

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Cherry pie being ranked number one is madness.
Apple pie is the lebron James of pies. It's all around game is untouchable. Every other pie is a specialist and deserves credit, but you can't trot any other pie out with the consistent confidence that you can Apple pie

^^^ great analogy and spot on .. apple pie does have the all-around game .. and it stands the test of time. other pies and their popularity come and go -- apple pie is a rock of consistency, all season-all weather

my other observations:
- cherry pie is the most overrated pie .. EVER .. and it's not even close.
- pecan pie is WAYYYYYYY too low
- where the hell is blueberry pie? blueberry > mixed berry
- quit hatin on pumpkin pie, (some of) you bastards,
- before anyone posts a bullshit "dessert cake" ranking, let me just say -- don't bother #TeamPie

The #TeamPie folks have missed several key pies....French Silk (my go-to chocolate pie)....Chocolate Pecan...a variation on an already famous classic. Peach! Where is peach pie?? (Preferably with home-made vanilla ice cream)

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Pecan is last? Pecan pie is probably the only pie I will eat. It's fantastic

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Cherry as #1???
This:

And this:

Apple, blueberry, pumpkin, chocolate chess all much better than cherry.

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How do I cancel my account here. I can't be around all this cherry pie hate. That's my first love right there.

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How in the hell is pecan pie ranked last, WTF? I believe the rankings are upside down..I'm going with pecan pie as their #1.

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Even though I'm part of Team Cake I have to strongly disagree with Cherry pie being #1. Chocolate cream and Pecan are far superior.

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Gotta agree with the pecan pie love. I don't always eat pie, but when I do I go for Pecan or Chocolate Meringue (but only if Grandma made it). Cherry pie is getting an artificial bump simply because of Warrant. Either way, if it's the fourth quarter and there are 30 seconds left on the clock and need a score, I'm reaching for cake.

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chocolate meringue pie should be #2!

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Pizza pie > Pumpkin pie

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take that yankee nonsense out of here

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby