I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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Pretty much summarizes every Hokie fans reaction at the end of the UVA game.
Best. Christmas. Movie. Ever.
Yes it is. I think we established that on here last year ;)
...did I miss something?
nothing like some day drinkin'
Stop calling me Shirley!
Ooops, wrong movie.
Frank Shirley must be a Wahoo! That's a perfect description of their douchiest fans.
it's not even the offseason yet
It's the Christmas season though!
Christmas is next month
After Thanksgiving.
To all the UVA fans leaving Lane Friday...