Hello and
Since my job is shutdown, ask me your questions! Curious about a bowl opponent? (you shouldn't be, we play them all the time). Wondering about the bowl? (you shouldn't be, we were there like four years ago). Been thinking about where the new Spider-man movie ranks in the pantheon of Spider-man movies? Intrigued by the recent developments in our formation of a No Pirates Allowed club? LAY IT ON ME.
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How badly are we gonna beat Cincinnati? 3 TD'S OR 4? And what's the NCAA gonna do with those 3 Clemson players?
How big is the meltdown going to be in Charlottesville when VT beats them four times this hoops season? I'm expecting us to sweep them in regular season, kick them out of the ACC tourney, and kick them out of the NCAA tournament. Is there enough Zima in the world to cope with that?
How are we going to beat them if the NCAA avoids having teams play an in conference opponent the first round?
Why would we necessarily be facing them in the first round?
There are plenty of combinations that could result in us playing them in the second round. It still counts if we are the team to knocks them out, right?
...the joke is that they will be a #1 seed again and lose in the first round
I guess I didn't look at it that way. I assumed two losses to VT and getting bounced from the ACC Tourney would preclude them being a one seed, but there are a lot of games and a lot of factors.
Yeah, the #1 seed part was probably an exaggeration.
If their only three losses are to VT, and the third is the ACC championship, it wouldn't be out of the question. #1 seeds lose in that round all the time. The question is what is Tech seeded.
Good point! A lot of us were wearing Bracket Blinders. If Tech isn't seeded 16 on the same quarter of the Bracket at some point there will be an opportunity for a showdown.
Wager time:
Do you take the over/under $2.5 billion for the fence?
Spidey-verse is best spiderman movie, no questions needed.
Really??? That's saying something bc I thought Homecoming was a really good movie. Haven't seen Spidey verse yet so this is encouraging.
Spider-Man 2 would like a word.
I really didnt like it, I'm probably the only one.
Toby sucked as spidey. I like the first Andrew Garfield movie better.
Homecoming was great. Keaton was great.
The thing about spidey-verse, if never seen a movie look like it. The look might get old if tons of movies start doing it, but it looked fantastic. The whole movie worked, I didnt feel like there was any dragging in the plot (look I'll ng at you mary poppins). It all just worked.
Why?
Yes.
Why not?
What the heck is a Bearcat? Is it a bear? Is it a cat? And are they really black, white, and red?
Merry Christmas. Go Hokies!
How tempted are you to wear a hoodie and dryly respond to every question with: "We're on to Cincinnati "?
Why do people still think cake is the superior desert? Pie is clearly #1.
#TEAMPIE
Do you want to buy a snapping turtle?
While you're off work, would you like to cut some firewood for me?
I'll pay you in slander and denigration.
In your ever so humble opinion, what percentage of federal employees are glad about the shutdown and see it as some extra vacation time?
There's not going to work and then there's not getting paid. Sometimes it's just the latter...
If I recall, every time the government has shut down all government employees got back pay for the shutdown. As long as you have budgeted for it, then shouldn't be bad. The contractors are who gets really screwed, they dont get paid.
O/U number of running backs VT uses vs Cincy - 4.5.
Snowboarding, skateboarding, or surfing?
Fuck snowboarding. Kill skateboarding. Marry surfing. Did I do that right?
If you were stranded, Hatchet style, in the middle of the woods in Alaska what's the one item you'd want to have with you? NC BBQ? British Passport? One of your brothers? Something else?
And just like that he was gone .
Why isn't Avengers Infinity War showing up on my Netflix?
Only half of Netflix users, man.
Translation?
Excuse me only half**
And it was a joke.
I didn't know if you had some crazy news about it. Seen lots of complaints of people not being able to stream it.
It is definitely not just you
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj456XXgr7fAhXmUt8KHd80DEsQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwegotthiscovered.com%2Fmovies%2Favengers-infinity-wars-now-netflix-heres-find%2F&psig=AOvVaw3tbEwRpQ9V615KCCoHJ71_&ust=1545931749128151
I thought all the Fuller's were always shutdown, even though not all chose to play DB?
This is a good point. Fuller is synonymous with shut down. In fact if you look up the orgin of the name it says:
Fuller Name Meaning
English: occupational name for a dresser of cloth, Old English fullere (from Latin fullo, with the addition of the English agent suffix).
source: https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=fuller
So basically "FULLER" is basically "blanketing" or covering someone.
If you could be one of the other 4 fullers, which one would you be and why?
Why do you keep subjecting yourself to our questions? Follow up question: do you hate yourself?
Cincinnati chili or the field?
The field.
For some reason there seems to be a lot of hate for Cincy style chili, but I am usually in Ohio once a year (staying with friends in Dayton for the Indy 500, we drive from there every year) and Skyline is a must stop each time for Chili Cheese Coneys and Cincy style chili. Personally, I'm a fan.
Also, when it Ohio I must eat breakfast at Bob Evans at least once.
Seriously your in Dayton and your stops are skyline and bob Evans!!!
Are wine tastings and lectures appropriate for celebrating football?
Is it appropriate to call what they do at loluva playing football?
If you could catch one world record fish what species would it be? Wahoo is not an acceptable answer!
Monchong, and eat it.
Damn tasty.
Had to look this one up! Its a Pomfret. I had never heard that local name. They say its ugly but nothing is uglier than a monkfish!
WKRP - Jennifer Marlowe or Bailey Quarters?
Bailey
Which of the following two plays would work the best against Cincinnati in a third and short situation? An inverted veer shallow nose tackle option pass? Or a weak side RPO that actually stands for Red snapper / Pork belly Option?
Rank them from best to 4th best: North Carolina pulled pork, Memphis style pork ribs, Texas brisket, Kansas City burnt ends. Feel free to throw in a dark horse candidate.
Dude! Great question, tough call.
I'll just have to take them all!
1. NC BBQ (fight me)
2. Texas Brisket
3. Memphis Ribs
4. Nashville Hot Chicken
Nashville hot chicken is Number 1
You misspelled Memphis Ribs
While Nashville Hot Chicken is better than KC burnt ends, it is not BBQ. If we open this up to every iconic food, I don't know if I would include any of the above. If we stick to BBQ, it is hard enough. Best I've ever had had would be Brisket, Ribs, Eastern pulled whole hog, burnt ends. But if we drop to second best of each, it would be Eastern, Memphis, Texas, KC. Betting MD Pit Beef would also beat KC, but have never had it. Had KC multiple times, several places, and never really cared for it.
Why did you create an AMA and then not answer a single question?
He answers them in a new post a few days after posting
Will the government work again after shutting it down and turning it back on?
*Rhetorical question for laughs. Not actually trying to step over that line.
**Hate that I have to include the disclaimer, but there's always that one mofo that is confused by satire.
A full reboot is probably in order.
Word.
What is the best album of all time?
My baby photo album. Next question?
Ooof
Well... at least he didn't say "my wedding photo album"
If you could take one backup from each playoff team, who would they be and do you think they would start for VT?
Yes, they would start
Hurts and best DL backup from clemson
I'd even take the best DL back up from Bama.
We get to pick DL from ND and OU too, though we might not want to pick defensive players from OU.
I'd pick an OL from OU or if allowed the 2nd string WR who started last night (due to injury).
Does Miami hire TimeCop, Fedora or Schnellenberger?
LOL! this has the be the longest AMA in which the OP doesn't answer a single question