Hi yall! I decided to stay in on a Friday, just sitting here watching a movie and seeing what everyone was up to this week on TKP.
Anyway, I just thought of something I thought could be pointless but fun. Let's try a thread where we post an obscure (or obvious who really cares) movie quote, and someone has to post a GIF to guess what movie it comes from.
OK so to recap this nonsense:
- -Post a movie quote without a citation
- -Next person guesses the movie with a GIF
- -Rinse and Repeat
This could become a crowded GIF space if I get my way so remember that Quality Gifs Matter. Get them from reliable places like Imgur or GIPHY.
I hope this is entertaining.
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I will start:
It looks like we've found something. A concealed weapon.
- Where? - Right here.
Am I doing this right?
I'm dropping the hammer.
"And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were ... I'm on drugs!"
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"They made you feel cool. And hey, I met you. You are not cool."
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool."
and, last but not least:
"I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella."
Let us not forget: "I love you, and I'm about to boldly go where...many men...have gone before."
"If you want to be somebody, if you want to go somewhere, you've got to wake up and pay attention."
"Just hang loose blood. She gon catch ya up on the rebound with the med-side"
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"Wait...I know that squirrel! That's a magic fucking squirrel!"
"Not everybody is a murdering psychopath"
CANDY BAAAAR!!!
*struggles to control school girl giggle*
Alternately:
"I have to return some video tapes."
"It appears we must redefine the nature of our association...."
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Yea well, you know, that's just like your opinion man
Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
At what point did this become a documentary?
You just shot an unarmed man!
- Well, he shoulda armed himself.
You just hit that guy!!
He shouldn't of been standing there!
Ah ah ah. I didnt WISH to get out of the cave. You did that on your own!
This is seriously one of my favorite threads ever
EDIT: Removing the mega obscure one. Dont drink and TKP folks. (Answer was the Santa Claus)
Well damn now I wanna know what it was.
Haha ok ok:
"I did? I DO!!!"
Hahaha I can totally hear that in Tim Allen's voice, but I would not have gotten that one.
My friends and I get competitive quoting the most obscure lines from our favorite movies we can. I needed to tone it down for this thread lol
"Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!"
"Consider that a divorce."
Edit: Updated with what I believe is the actual line...
"Lighten up, Francis!"
"What say there, Fuzzy-Britches? Feel like talking?"
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
Hold on to your ass, Fred
Mmmhmm .... This IS a tasty burger.
The English, they are too many!
He's a Cinderella story. A former assistant groundskeeper about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Hey... thats my line v
Fine figure of a man... yes?
Yes.
That is all you need to know.
Over 5 hours and dozens of comments but nobody got this yet... I am ashamed in TKP.
What's normal anyways?
"Ru-fi-oooooooohhhhh!"
"Thank you little roots, please stay strong."
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
Excellent gif, but inaccurate
"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is light beer?
It's not my goddamn PLANET, understand, MONKEYBOY?
Also...
Spuds yes, cheese no
Toodle Looooooooooooo!
For me, it's the respect and power|that the position commands.
I feel like a combination of Bruce Springsteen and Sylvester Stallone out there.
I don't know whether I oughta be busting bad guys or signing autographs.
Kinda like being a star.
Still don't know what this is, but googling was no help. See the second result...
This was surprisingly difficult.
I was not aware of this movie before but now feel that I need to watch it based purely on Henry Rollins' involvement.
Standard Issue Street Soldiers
You just lost a refinery!
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!
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Gotta face it down.
Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I'd like to talk to ya about. You know, uh, what you did wasn't really your fault. It's what you call a, uh, genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My grandfather had the gene. He, uh, came over on the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my old man. My old man was a great guy, a real pussy cat, you know, hard worker. Big sports fan, but sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day, and, uh, the whole house was dark. Couldn't figure it out. I heard my mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on, and I saw what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got the, uh, baseball bat. Mickey Mantel model my old man give me for Christmas, and I found the old man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home every day from school after that, the, uh, house is lit up like Ebbets Field, and the old man, uh, never drank again. So all I'm saying to you is, if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit, my friend.
It's super hard to find a usable gif for the movie.
EDIT: I'm pretty sure I own this movie.
I'm sad a gif of Christopher Walken Dancing only got 1 like ... should have gone with Dennis Leary's snake skin boots.
Flying blind on a rocket cycle?
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"Within your purview"? Where do you think you are, in some fucking regency costume drama?! This is a government department! Not a fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your "purview" and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse-cock!
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In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
I am your mother now, Calvin.
"I AM THE GREATEST!! I AM THE GREATEST!! I AM THE GREATEST!! "
(EDIT: Firebird)
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
In the quiet words of virgin Mary, come again?
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I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.
The beautiful babies don't work the midnight to 6AM shift on a Wednesday.
For the record, i probably should have known what I was getting into googling gifs for this movie.... 😲
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
"No one knows what it means, but it's provocative."
"No, it's not. It's gross."
"It gets the people going."
"What I want and what I need are two different things, Audrey."
Clue #2:
You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee! ... Now, I'd like two eggs, over hard. I know, don't tell me; it's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard — just about as hard as I want those eggs. Bacon, super-crispy. Almost burned. Cremated. That's great. And, I'll have the grapefruit juice, just as long as those grapefruits... [He trails off as he sees high school vixen Audrey Horne saunter up to his table.] ... are freshly squeezed.
Oh yeah. My bad. In the time I was waiting for the gifs to load, I sort of forgot that.
There was a Twin Peaks movie, but these quotes are, in fact, from the series.
Edit: Also, my computer appears to be running more slowly now. I blame this thread.
I got a serious question for you: What the **** are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna **** up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?
Clue #2:
Oscar: Whatcha got for pie today Stella?
Stella: I got cherry, cherry and cherry.
Oscar: Well, what do you recommend?
Stella: I like the cherry.
Oscar: Bring it on.
I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
One of my all time favorites. Great pull!
MOM THE MEATLOAF!
Phyllis Dietrichson: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. 45 miles an hour.
Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis Dietrichson: I'd say around 90.
Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis Dietrichson: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis Dietrichson: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Though, the quote I would've gone with would've been:
For French
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy"
I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddam smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Doo Da" out of your assholes!
I read your book you son of a bitch!
I don't believe in the 'no win' scenario.
I'm laughing at the superior intellect.
I'M A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE, AND I'M GAY
Yeah, I'm so not googling that one.
There aren't going to be any damn permits. How can you get a damn permit to do a damn illegal thing?!
"When you have to shoot, shoot; don't talk."
moved
He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how it scrambled our molecules.
I love Star Trek but what a terrible movie hahahaha
It's a good chill at home getting drunk/high movie to watch. I have the Special Directors Editions of TMP through Nemesis and I like TMP... The stretched versions of the flyby of the ship and the voyage into V'Ger are excellent
I wish they would do them in BlueRay
The circling of the ship has been a favorite move scene of mine since I was a child. The movie is just quite honestly too long. If they were not trying to compete with 2001 in a visually stunning movie and concentrated more on the plot an acting it would be so much better.
But who am I to be critical of a franchise that followed this movie with Wrath of Khan.
Do you have that directors edition box set? If not, I highly recommend, it adds a lot to each movie (well the first 2 are directors editions, the rest are collectors, but it's a good set)
I do not have any of the TNG versions but I have all of the rest. I actually bought those one by one as they came out, because I didn't have copies of them. Box set came later I guess. I really love the added scenes and lines in Khan.
That box set is literally why I signed up for Amazon back in college.
You know, typing that out is sad now that I read it....
Why don't you watch where you're going, you dumb ass!
Well, a double-dumbass on you!
I always wanted to marry a cop!
I have a very great fwiend in Wome called biggus dickus
My turn. Wipe yourself off. You're dead
You do know Elvis is dead, right?
No, Elvis is not dead; he just went home.
"I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck."
Dear Sean, Tell the Professor sorry about the job. I had to see about a girl.
One of my all time favorite quotes is from this movie:
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army
in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass.
And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon.
And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Sir, I protest. I am not a Merry Man!
**I cheated this is a TV show**
It's good to be the king
line was also recycled in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
My personal favorite
"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers ... these are people of the land ... the common clay of the New West. You know – morons."
"Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over."
Great movie!
I sure do love that dog.
I think it's a pig.
Yeah.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or somethin'?
I really do love football, but it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live.
Don't try to get on my good side. I no longer have one.
I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years.
Very recent, but my motto these days:
"What is it exactly you do?"
"Kick names, take ass."
Gameover Man! Gameover!
The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go...
Underwear would be fine... If I were wearing any.
Mina. You're in the closet.
What a dramatic airport.
And from the same movie
Those who are tardy do not get a fruit cup.
See Hitler on ice!
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?!"
You're a Mozart fan. I love him too. I looooove Mozart! He was Austrian you know? But for this kind of work,.. [imitates playing the piano].. he's a little bit light. So I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too.
What, nobody after a whole day? OK, another clue:
Today... at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight to them. Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!
/sssssssss
Ouch. This is relationship endingly wrong. I don't care if it is sarcasm.
This stuff will make you a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Jim! You don't ask the almighty for his ID!
"I'm going to cut your heart with a spoon."
"But why a spoon, cousin?"
Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more!
*I literally only opened this thread to make sure this quote was here.
My brother and I use this quote every time we are at my parent's house for a meal and one of us has to set the table.
Your best?! Losers always whine about their best....winners go home and FUCK the prom queen!
Hold on to your butts!
-Wait a minute..why do you want that beer so bad?
-Because he's thirsty, dummy.
I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!
Let off some steam, Bennett
Alright an easy one...
"That's not a knife. This is a knife!"
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
You play ball like a girl!
Lol I was trying to think of a quote for this movie that wasn't really obvious.
I have the high ground!
not a movie, but...
Never fight a land war in Asia.
There's no crying in baseball.
Serve it up Meat.
It is not abilities that show who we are, but our choices.
Slow ahead....
I can go Slow Ahead! Come down here and chum some of this shit.
Using the whole fist, Doc?
"You got no marbles!"
It's a dud
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I wasn't quoting it. I was describing it.
Sir, do we get to win this time?
Edit: Clue #2
You not expendable.
Edit Part Deux: There is no Clue #3
If you all can't get this from Clue #2, then there is no hope.
I will kill you until you die from it.
"I see you're no stranger to pain."
"I've been married."
Nods.
"Twice"
"oof"
Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here?
Why not pick the best line from the movie?
Dude, if you get all the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho!
Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it!
We? No we are not French. We are American, 'cause you're in America.
Why does it smell like shoe polish?
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.
Negative. Second quote:
Human females enjoy stories about one person dying slowly. The males prefer stories of many people dying quickly
Did you enjoy being a guest of the state?
Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Edit:
"airplane wings go in the trunk"
It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh?
What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
I saw the one below get an immediate reply and went all
It's about time someone captioned that line correctly.
You're telling me it takes two numbers to measure your own ass but only one to measure my son's future?
Careful! Careful down there!
He's dead, mate.
So be bloody careful with him.
Her name is Naomi. That's 'I MOAN' backwards.
lol I almost used this entire quote for this movie instead.
That kid is BACK on the escalator again!
...
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent – I don't care which one – but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator
Oy! Who the bloody hell are you? This is private members bar exclusively for the supporters of the greatest football team in the world...... Manchester United. Now please enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?!?
"Do you have anything to declare?"
"Do you think I have smugglers in my trunk? Please, see all the criminal activity happening in my trunk right now."
Oh nooo...We suck again!
I loled
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YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
This is fucking hilarious without text or audio.
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
JUST LIKE FUCKING SAIGON! Aye, Slick?
Merry Christmas!
"The Suck Zone". It's the point basically when the -------... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously.
--Low key maybe my favorite movie of all time.
I bet you didn't think I could find any this time of year. Well I'm a little to resourceful for ya, a little to light on my feet! Now come on eat Miak and die!
I am very disappointed that one specific TKP user hasn't commented on this one... maybe that will help
And now you know why I am disappointed...
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Here's a hint.... dog's name is Rimshot:
And here's another quote from the movie:
I'm not even suppose to be here today.
37 ?!?!?!?!?!
In a row?
And no you can't ride in the trunk bud! Cuz the trunk is packed full of 45 pounds worth of homemade C4 explosives that I personally packed with these two ha...(BOOM!!!!!)
I am also very disappointed that another specific TKP user hasn't commented on this one as well.
McGrubberHokie, I'm looking at you!
Here is another line:
Carpathian Kitten Loss! He misses his kitty! Well we'll just place one in here right by the castle.
EDIT: I thought Alum would be all over this one. Maybe it needed a little bit more.
Damn, missed seeing this one
All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
BUT...
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something, maybe not, in the long run. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
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Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
The perps were uncooperative.
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now"
"A girl's gotta have her standards!"
Later on- "So ..you'll hammer later!"
Hey, these blow up into funny shapes at all? Well....no....unless round is funny.
Edit number 1: "we released ourselves on our own recognizance."
"What Levelle is trying to say is that we felt that institution no longer had anything to offer us."
Edit number 2: "Son...you got a panty on your head."
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" "Aim for the bushes"
edit: I really thought this was an easy one.
Clue 1:
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There is a great toast they use in this movie that I have started using:
"May we get what we want! May we get what we need!! May we never get what we deserve!!!"
This one is though if you haven't seen it (and most people haven't seen it)
Great movie. You should have a drink--- somebody already did this movie on Saturday.
We ain't found shit!
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You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
Art!
Your wife is home!
And your house is on fire!
My wife is home?!
Edit: Clue # 2
Ricky, get this lame-o out of your yard.
Edit 2: Clue #3
Ray, there's no doubt anymore. This is real. Your neighbors are murdering people. They're chopping them up. They're burying them in their backyard. Ray... This is Walter.
I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog.
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
WHEEL OF FISH!
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! So DON'T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me! ...If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"
It was me! I ate sheep shit!
"You all take a good look at this lump of shit. Remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight... and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at all times! And that goes for you, shit-for-brains. You don't sleep on no fuckin' ambush! And the next sum'bitch I catch coppin Z's in the bush, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seein' him suffer. I shit you not. Doc, tag him and bag him!"
I have not seen this one yet so sorry if I missed it...
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. Great Game Scotty!!"
And can I just say, the internet is seriously lacking in classic Teen Wolf GIFs.
In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part.
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Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
What happens when a man goes through his own portal?
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
More of an obvious one, I know, but we use it all the time at work for people who talk just to hear the sound of their own voice.
"Look up the word idiot in the dictionary and you know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot which you fucking are!"
I had to look up the two actors to figure out what movie this is (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, for those who don't know). It looks interesting. Since it's on HBO, I'll have to give it a look.
Its not the best movie, but its perfectly entertaining.
Plus, Michelle Monahan is very qualified
OK, if this doesn't give it away (hint: it is a foreign language film dubbed in English):
finally, someone got one of mine...
Bonus Korg!
And like that... he's gone.
#2
"And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned."
"...as Squeak nails down the Psych-Out."
- best movie ever
You know I was thinking we could go back home, have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD? No? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
EDIT: Damn, let me make it a bit easier:
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Pay dhat man hiz monie.
I'm somebody's bitch!?!
We thought you were a toad!
I got a Stage 5 clinger.
"Alright, you people sit tight, hold down the fort, and keep the home fires burning. If we're not back by dawn.....call the President."
(can't believe that hadn't been done yet)
#2:
"Fuck." "Shit." These are highly technical golf terms; You're using them on your first lesson. This is promising.
what do you think you look like shooting those chili peppers up Lee Janzen's ass!!
"At least I won lunch."
"You know what your sin is? It's Pride."
"There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now, look at him shiver."
via GIPHY
Do you get to make people drink if someone already did a movie elsewhere in this thread?
Ok, here is a random/tough one...
"Now batting for Manganelli. Number 1, Needle Dick, Number 1."
Edit: additional quote from this movie
"I can't believe you were going to bring the Pitching Machine to my wedding!!"
"In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Rock, meet Bottom."
Come on you apes! You wanna live forever!?!?!
How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?
Dammit, Neil, the name is Nuwanda.
First of all, Leslie practiced Buddhism, which to her was a philosophy and not an organized religion. In fact, Leslie abhorred all organized religions. To her, they were the most dangerous fairy tales ever invented, designed to elicit blind obedience, and strike fear into the hearts of the innocent and the uninformed. To her, the only thing worse than death would have been the knowledge that her rotting flesh was to be trapped for all eternity inside a big box, and buried in the middle of a fucking golf course. Although the absurdity of being eulogized by someone that didn't even know her has exactly the kind of comedic flourish that Leslie would have cherished. If nothing else, she had a sense of humor. I want to read something to all of you, so you'll know what I mean.
Leslie's last will and testament. And I quote, "in the event of my death, I, Leslie Abigail Cash, as a Buddhist, wish to be cremated. My funeral, such as it is, shall be a celebration of the life cycle, with music and dancing. After, it is my expressed desire that my ashes shall be taken to a nondescript location, preferably public and heavily populated. At which point my ashes, promptly and unceremoniously, are to be flushed down the nearest toilet." End quote. Now that's comedy.
-Where are we going?
-Where they went.
-Suppose they went nowhere?
—Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.
Good Quote
Someone opened the TOS floodgates above and I couldn't stay out. One of my favorites (movies and scenes).
TV Show thats also be turned into a movie, albeit a bad one.
"Get this guy a jockstrap & a cookie!!"
It's a snow day, so I'm bumping this.
HEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSS!
"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
Evil is good and ass is good, and if you can get you a piece of evil ass, WOO!
I ain't gonna be too many more motherfuckers!
Watching this tonight with the kids, courtesy of Hokie Bird 94.
"Easy there, miss. I've got you."
"You've got me? Who's got you?!?"
Also, watch the Richard Donner cut of both 1 and 2. They are just better.
Daniel Son
Oh sorry, that's "Daniel Jack-Son"
I fornicate and play hockey because they're the two most fun things to do in cold weather.
They're so perky!
SAY IT!!!!!!!! SAY ITTTTTT, JUST SAY IT!! AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Speaking of movie quotes, I have The Goonies on FreeForm playing in the background while doing some work, and I noticed they censored the part where Mikey says "and never get their balls out" when Brand says that he hopes they put a sand trap where there house is.
Really, FreeForm? It's not sexual just because it has the word balls.