You're on death row, all appeals exhausted, the Governor has declined your request for clemency so at midnight your time on this earth is over. What is your request for your last meal?
Mine is simple - A peanut butter sandwich (Creamy JIF and Rainbo bread) and an ice cold glass of milk.
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Your mom.
Full Homeplace spread.
Is my execution on a Sunday night? If so, Chick-Fil-A
"I think he was trying to be clever, ... But he just died disappointed. Poor bastard."
- executioner
"Chick-Fil-A denied his request, so he went to his execution hungry..."
After watching Hokie football this long, it seems fitting. *ducks*
Why is it that you only crave chick-fil-a on sundays
"And there's no line!"🤗...😐
Of the states that still allow executions, I don't think any of them allow Sunday executions.
Spicy italian sausage with sauteed green peppers and onions on a hoagie coated in Dukes mayo and topped with a heavy dose of blackening seasoning. Polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.
This is my favorite meal tailgating, on the boat and sitting on the beach
Hmmm 20 Nashville hot Chicken tenders extra pickles 2 large sides of potato wedges and 5 biscuits from KFC
You're about to die, can have anything you want in the world, and you choose KFC?!?!
Oh HELL YEAH!
awfully nice of you to save the executioner's time since you'll certainly die of a heart attack before you make it to chamber
Two beef burritos with a side of rice, cheese dip, and a whole hell of a lot of salsa. My childish go-to at any Mexican joint and to also give em something to clean up.
I literally just did a Chikfila Arnold Palmer spit take. Well done sir, well done.
Deviled eggs
Biscuits and gravy
Bacon
Cinnamon donuts from the homestead
Eggs Benedict with short ribs instead of ham
Cherry pie #TeamPie
I'm all about this right here with the exception of the cherry pie but seriously... I'd die happy.
Fine Pecan Pie.
YES!
I LOVE pecans. Harris Teeter has the most addictive pecan product ever.
Mama Js fried catfish, chicken n dumplings, peach cobbler, and sweet tea
When it comes to Mama J's, I'm more of a pork chop guy.
I see no reason to ask for anything other than steak with a baked potato.
I agree. Give me the largest and highest quality ribeye available (fire grilled to medium rare), a baked potato, and throw in some of my grandmother's Mac and cheese. Maybe a homemade dinner roll and butter. Definitely need a cold beer to go with it.
A large Turkey Leg with an ice cold Coke.
Prune juice, a heavy fiber filled meal, as well as a laxative just before the main event.
You know someone is going to have to clean that up, don't you? Now, if you can require that it be the jury that sentenced you ...
Always with the butt stuff...
Leg, but OMFG dude.
via GIPHY
Hey Mac shouldn't you down a couple of greasy Jack in The Box tacos before this? With hot sauce!
Penne alla vodka with spicy Italian sausage
My Favorite Meal from Cracker Barrel, with a slice of pecan pie and rice pudding from Danview Restaurant in Danville(those people that have had it know what im talking about)
What crime did I commit?
If it matters to your meal selection feel free to list it out by crime :)
Yeah I keep misreading this as Death Row Metal
Same here. I thought "With this headline did Suge Knight start a hardcore metal label?!?!"
I made the same mistake, and immediately made a beeline for the topic. Needless to say, I am disappointed.
Start with a dozen escargot with a fresh baguette, then a dozen Rappahannock oysters with cocktail sauce and a few Captain's Wafers. One order of deep fried Carolina shrimp, a few bacon wrapped broiled scallops and some decent hushpuppies. I'm too old to eat all that, probably, but if I could fit it in, I'd go for a rich chocolate cream pie.
It'd be beer and bourbon before the meal, wine with the meal, and brandy and a good cigar to finish it off. Damn, I'd almost die for that right now.
Big ass cheeseburger, crispy fries, warm chocolate chip cookies, 9-10 scoops of ice cream, and a few glass bottle cokes
Bro, can you really put down 9-10 scoops of ice cream?
If I'm about to get the chair? Fuck yes I could.
Appetizers: London Underground's fried crawfish w tartar and extra horseradish cocktail sauce; a dozen windmill point raw oysters w same cocktail sauce n some squeezed lemon and louisiana hot sauce.
A new england ipa w these
Main course: Cioppino w garlic bread and Scopazzii's (restaurant near our home in Boulder Creek, CA when i worked in silicon valley) ceasar salad.
Another new england ipa (or 2) w this.
A pound of my wife's fried chicken gizzards w LOTS of Crystal hot sauce.
A Blue Moon belgian wheat and a shot of Angel's Envy bourbon to wash that down.
For dessert: Charthouse mud pie and Cheesecake factory chocolate fudge cheesecake. More bourbon shots and a Bass ale to finish. Maybe a Guiness as well.
A fine Cuban cigar to wrap it up.
I'll pop when the juice flows, but who cares!
Prime rib cooked medium. Baked potato with everything they can put on it. Some asparagus to finish it out. A nice bottle of red wine. Finish it off with a 12pk of bush light and hopefully I'll be hung over enough to welcome the juice.
Several bourbon and waters, the touch of a woman and capped off with a 3 finger pinch of Copenhagen snuff. Once complete let's do the damn thing!
Reminds me of my favorite movie, Scent of a Woman 👍
Mike's double cheeseburger, fried green tomatoes from Due South, dozen mixed from Carol Lee's. Finish off with some Pappy and a Ditka.
They gonna bring mikes back just for your execution?
Fine cut of porterhouse. Asparagus. Baked potato with butter, cheese, bacon bits, and chives. Top it off with a cold glass of milk
What's y'all's damage?
Unlimited pasta and breadsticks from Olive Garden. Immortality here I come!
EDIT: Great question by the way Moggy
Also, is the final meal before or after the final conjugal special request visit???
Pre - Oysters
Conjugal
Post - Cigar
Seared scallops as the appetizer, medium rare filet mignon, sweet potato smothered in butter, grilled asparagus and zucchini
Raw chicken. I've always wondered what it could be like and if I am going to die anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
/Says the guy who just had Norovirus.
And of course there's a wikipedia page devoted to the topic. Interesting that Texas doesn't allow a last meal request any longer after a prisoner ordered a bunch of food and didn't eat any of it.
Wikipedia - Last Meal
I'd have the salted caramel chocolate cake from Shyndigz in RVA so I'd just die happy on the spot.
Post Malone would order Olive Garden endless bread sticks and never die
Gimme a whole French silk pie and a big hunk of tiramisu to top it off and I'll be ready to go
French makes pies?
He does, actually.
If you guys haven't read it already, there's a pretty interesting article about the last meal of some pretty infamous people.
A lot of it was a fucking waste, like they'd order a fuck ton of food and not eat any. Anyhow, it's part of the reason they don't do last meal requests anymore. I'll check to see if I can find it later and link it.
Yeah it was a guy in Texas. He wanted a bunch of food and when it arrived he didn't want any of it because he wasn't hungry
Cheeseburger with all the fixins, fries, tots, milkshake, donuts, beer. All the guilty pleasures
I've already had the last meal discussion with myself...and carried it out.
Last August doctors thought there might be a blood clot in my calf but it was going to be about 4 hours before they could test to find out. So I went to a nearby First Watch to grab something to eat and I thought, if there is a clot and it breaks loose, I could really go at any time. So I ordered what I considered to be my possible last meal...a waffle with extra butter and syrup and a diet coke.
This has also become somewhat of a ritual order. Any time I have to make an early trip to Mayo (Jax), I go from there to First Watch and order my "last meal".
Oh, and there was no clot...instead a (still-bothersome) ruptured tibialis posterior.
Great news on no clot! A former co-worker of mine was admitted to the hospital for a clot in his leg. After what was apparently an unsuccessful treatment he died while being wheeled OUT of the hospital.
Congrats on the clot working out. I myself am 2/3s of the way done with my clot treatment. Definitely one of the worst pains I've ever experienced.
Best of luck!
All is well. Believe I got it from hitting a deer in my truck coming home from work. I was suffering pretty bad and was laid up with it when the misses informed me I was going to be a dad. So I didn't really have time to be stressing over the clot.
Add some nice crispy bacon to that waffle thing and you at least have a perfect last breakfast. Glad you're still around to enjoy them.
Angel hair pasta with a garlic butter sauce and a whole mess of shellfish. Scallops, shrimp, crab, clams, lobster, mussels, all of it. Glass/bottle of Pappy to go with it and key lime pie for dessert
Do you have gout? I'm thinking about the shellfish, too. I love scallops, but just can't eat them very much anymore.
I do and it straight sucks, but it is still hard for me to say no to the shellfish.
Same here. I had some mussels after a friend's Navy retirement this summer, and while I knew it would cost me, it was so much worse than I thought. Oh, man, it was a bad one, but they were oh so good.
Appetizer: my mango-sriracha-lime chicken wings
Main course: medium-rare filet mignon with pan-seared sea scallops, loaded twice-baked potato, broccoli with melted cheddar
Dessert: my wife
Damn we have reached this point of the offseason already?
Street Tacos and Beers por favor
Appetizer: Bloomin Onion
Main Course: Rack of Lamb with a side of twice baked potato and grilled asparagus
Dessert: Peach pie with ice cream
Anything made in a slow cooker.
Easy Homemade Ketchup in the Slow Cooker
Would you like a straw with your ketchup?
Raw oysters as an appetizer, filet Mignon with scalloped potatoes and a lobster tail, and for dessert,
Pulled pork bbq, corn, french fries, collard greens, and cornbread
the best thing about a last meal is you don't have to worry about calories no one looks fat in a coffin.
I'll take one day's production of Carol Lee
Church's Chicken