OT: This could be the greatest/funniest March Madness commercial

By: avtfan
ZIMA SUCKS
on March 14, 2019, 12:09 PM | 14 comments

My takeways:

  • HOLY SHIT LOL, I can't believe this is real
  • Vasectomy's go up 30% during March Madness LOLOL
  • For those who know Bob Menery, he is the one narrating this
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wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 3 months #

They advertise this same thing on the Radio in Richmond. They say the best way to get to sit on your ass to watch basketball is to get yourself fixed. It is pretty hilarious.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

H'burg_Hokie's picture H'burg_Hokie | 7 years 3 months #

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 7 years 3 months #

balls

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gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 3 months #

The best March Madness commercial has been and will always be this one:

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

AZHokie22's picture AZHokie22 | 7 years 3 months #

Those statistics on snip snip are real, I've heard that for years now

avtfan's picture avtfan
ZIMA SUCKS
| 7 years 3 months # ^

Given it was a statistic from 2016, but that is insane to me. To each their own lol

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 7 years 3 months #

My co worker at my last job got one and the only thing remarkable about the whole process was that the doctor asked if he wanted to watch. He was like, Hell no, I don't want to watch!

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
| 7 years 3 months #

A friend of mine said he was getting the snip after kid 2 and I tried to convince him that doing in before the tourney was a smart decision. He said he wasn't that much of a basketball fan and would do it later, then his wife got knocked up with #3.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 7 years 3 months #

While the March Madness aspect is nice, I'm shooting for this time:

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

wasknick's picture wasknick | 7 years 3 months # ^

I am so excited. Wish I was going back...thought I was going to get lucky this year bud did not. Oh well at this point I couldn't go anyway.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

SoupHokie09's picture SoupHokie09
SOUP OR SALAD?
| 7 years 3 months #

I don't know.... I just saw the ACC Network promotion featuring UVA fans and Cav Man singing Auld Lang Syne while holding each other and swaying...

I always find that most humorous.

In real talk though, does the ACC really think that will get people amped up to tune in and watch football?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 3 months # ^

I hear they do that after their vasectomies.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 7 years 3 months # ^

Won't need a vasectomy after watching that...

But seriously though, imagine all the UVA guys going in for a refund last year.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 7 years 3 months #