Hatin' On: Bobby Wilder

More like Bobby Milder amirite

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Yea..

We're gonna ram it down their throats till the very end.

82-0

Let's Go

HOKIES

Bobby Wilder takes the Downtown Tunnel and wonders why he's at Norfolk State instead of ODU.

Bobby Wilder petitioned against the Tide extension to VB.

Bobby Wilder prefers Bud Light over O'Connor's.

Bobby Wilder parks in veteran appreciation parking spots. Crooked and over the line.

I hate everything right now much less Bobby Wilder.

Using /s is for cowards.

Bobby Wilder enjoys going to Peabody's Nightclub on Sunday night.

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HOKIES

I'm still tryin to hate on Steve Addazio

Is coronavirus over yet?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Bobby Wilder wants everyone to focus on the loss instead of prepping for next week.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Bobby Wilder thinks his team actually beat VT last y-

Fucking hell, nevermind

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

The goal for this game should be to not let ODU even cross the 50. Eric Kumah should be put on his ass on every pass that comes remotely close to him, same goes for Cunningham. This game isn't just another cupcake. I have a sneaky suspicion that some of the players were looking ahead on the schedule this week

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Kumah and Cunningham are captains for this game so hopefully that gets us even more fired up.

Bobby Wilder pulled out a rally hat to beat Norfolk State. Still pronounces the L in Norfolk in the post game presser.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Wedding next weekend.... I don't know if its a good thing or not I can't watch this game

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

Bobby Wilder plans every wedding he possibly can on Saturdays in the Fall.

Leonard. Duh.

Speaking of weddings, BW thinks Wedding Crashers is an overrated film.

Friends don't let friends go to LOLUVA

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Bobby WIlder flashes his Bahamas Bowl ring in recruiting visits.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

The NCAA wants this to distract us from the fact that they denied that the Hoffman family is experiencing medical hardship.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Bobby Wilder paid the NCAA $100k to deny Brock Hoffman's transfer request

That's it? I'm disappointed.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Bobby Wilder turned the ball over 4 times and somehow is still the "best" QB on the roster.

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Isn't Bobby Wilder our new basketball coach?

I had to google Bobby Wilder.

I also mistyped it as 'Booby'. Seemed appropriate.

Hokie fan | W&M grad

what kind of results did you get from googling "Booby Wilder"?

He pronounces it Kevin...

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Bobby Wilder sent the VT football program on a downward spiral from which it has yet to recover

Bobby Wilder is proud of the direction of his program and the schools new stadium and is just happy to be here

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Bobby Wilder actually thinks he has a 50/50 shot of beating VT two straight years..... /s?

Bobby Wilder is that one guy whose car inexplicably breaks down in the tunnel of the HRBT

Bobby Wilders seat is hotter than Fuentes

Touchdown Tech!!!

Bobby Wilder wants us to remember it's "Hatin'On: Bobby Wilder" week.

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HOKIES

He has the name of an 80's porn star.

Bobby Wilder doesn't think stuffing AJ Dillon is a big deal.

Bobby Wilder thinks ODU would have no problem beating BC.

Bobby Wilder thinks Clemson has the best entrance in college football.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Bobby Wilder is just his stage name. He was born Robinson Chalmers. After and brief and unsuccessful career as an 80s glam rocker, he turned to coaching but kept the name.

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Bobby Wilder thinks Bud Foster needs even more motivation to shut down Kumah

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I legitimately forgot they transferred there. Just shows how ODU makes players irrelevant until VT gets involved.

Bobby Wilder is an internet troll

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Bobby Wilder doesn't appreciate that trolling is a art.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

This is just bullshit. Fuck those guys for thinking this is clever or funny or motivating.

Booby Wilder

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Sure.

Found this guy:

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Bobby Wilder wants to retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Bobby Wilder makes sausage in his own colon

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

what

If you've never made sausage you wouldn't get it, just you tube it. 😃

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Bobby Wilder likes the idea of the transfer portal, and thinks all players should get immediate eligibility

1-0 every week

Bobby Wilder pulls his own finger while waiting in the buffet line

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Bobby Wilder waits until you've just started your next planned task to ask you to do something trivial. But said trivial thing must be done right away. This is not a one time thing.

I know this is typically dedicated towards the head coach but this is Stiney's return to Lane Stadium. Would be a real shame to see some "Hatin On Bryan Stiney" in here....

Gobble Till You Wobble

Nice pull. Paging IllinoisHokie!

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Stiney's going to spread it out and run air raid on ODU's first possession just to fuck with all of us.

Stiney is going to 🤮 vomit before the game...because...for old time's sake ya know!

Let's Go

HOKIES

Wobby Bilder

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Bobby Wilder is a grown ass man that goes by Bobby instead of Rob or Robert.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

"Little Robert" it is, then

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"Small Robert" if you will

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Bobby Wilder was a GA at Boston College, so the hate comes very easily this week.

Bobby Wilder anagrams to "Wobbly Bride".

1)
2) drink

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Bobby Wilder gets in the left lane on the HRBT and then rides his brakes through the tunnel.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

And then he changes lanes.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Bobby Wilder pronounces "monarchs" as "mon-arches"

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Bobby Wilder trolls VT by making VT re-treads his team captains on game week.

Gotta hand it to him. That's Paul-Johnson-balls-dragging-in-the-dirt-level trolling.

Like there wasn't already enough motivation for VT around this game.

Bobby Wilder still isn't certain if "Monarchs" is for the butterfly or royalty

Bobby Wilder doesn't think Charles the Monarch is a gorram national treasure

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Van Wilder parks his cart in Bobby Wilder's spot.

@hokie_rd

Bobby Wilder claims that Van Wilder was based on his college years.

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Bobby Wilder dabs the grease off his pizza with a napkin.

And then eats the napkin.

Bobby Wilder calculates 2 slices per person when buying pizza for a group.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Bobby Wilder thinks folks from Maryland are model drivers and everyone should emulate their skill and courtesy.

Bobby Wilder locks his car on campus but leaves the windows open.

Bobby Wilder perms his hair then tells everybody in the athletic department that he's "bringing sexy back to the sidelines"

Edit: And today is the day that will forever be known as: The day that Bobby Wilders team got their shit pushed in

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Bobby Wilder drives in people's blindspots.