Who is the Terrbile Metaphor Guy>>

Ok so I am sure about 99% of everyone in this forum participates/reads Bitters Thursday Chat's. I am very interested to see what everyone thinks of the "Terrible Metaphor Guy". If I am not mistaken everytime he participates in the chat we have won. I think its an awesome job by him and it makes my day.

Thoughts??

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Not it !

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Is it YOU?? :)

@AMB4VT

Is it you John Wayne, is it me...lol

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And on that note

DFWTF...DON'T FUCK WITH THE FULLERS

for the first time in my life, I can say I'm in the 1%

Onward and upward

Me too

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No it's not me, but whoever it is is amazing!!!Maybe at the end of the year if they are in here they can come out and say Hi My Name is : Terrible Metaphor Guy and I'm Winning

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I only read Jennie's posts

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I'm pretty sure that last week's TerribleMetaphorGuy was a fake from someone trying to help us get a win. Just didn't seem to be as good as the original. But hey It's only weird if it doesn't work.

“These people are losing their minds. This is beautiful.”

Terrible Metaphor guy, he'll get after ya

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I read strictly articles written by the Neck. #sarcasm

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