2019 Six Pick Week 4: Bye Week Edition

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Welcome back to Six Pick where I can guarantee the Hokies will not lose on the field this week! So what have we learned? Stats!

Picking games based on submarines doesn't work after JetBlckFastAttck pulled an 0-6 on week 2.

No one went scoreless in week 3! This is because there was a push so I gave everyone a half point for being a champion and making picks. That said... Week three was rough for us gang.

bblankin is a bad ass, dropped in for week 2, went 6-0, and hasn't played any other week. We have a 4 way tie for first (brickhaus, H_ighlander_okie, VT_Warthog, and Hokiejoe11) with 10.5 points.

VT continues to be a bad pick against the spread.

With that said, let's get started!

Notre Dame
@ Georgia (-14)

Nerd Fact #1: I keep this burried, but I was raised a Notre Dame fan having an uncle and a dad who both are ND alum. I almost went to ND (was accepted) but like VT better.
Nerd Fact #2: UGA has outscored opponents 148-23 this year.

Pick: I don't know. I really have no clue. Give me UGA because the dawgs are on fire with the ball in their hands.

OK State
@ Texas (-5)

Nerd Fact #1: Texas only having a -5 spread against an unranked team is wild after their performance v LSU who is a top 10 opponent.
Nerd Fact #2: Despite the above fact, Nerd thinks the line is fair.

Pick: *Inhales* THE POKES ARE BEING SLEPT ON AND THEY ARE THE SUPERIOR ORANGE TEAM. OK STATE

BC (-7)
@ Rutgers

Nerd Fact #1: Continuing the dark secrets, I am also a New Jersey native, and Rutgers haunts me.
Nerd Fact #2: I secretly want Rutgers to win just to see this whole website melt down after our loss to BC.

Pick: I want points and BC is going to bounce back on this Rutgers team. Eagles.

Louisville
@ FSU (-8)

Nerd Fact #1: Some people would enjoy putting good teams up here who display a finely tuned performance on the field. I love chaos.
Nerd Fact #2: This may be the strangest year of ACC play we will see for a long time. Someone technically has to win this game.

Pick: Huh. Can I pick no one? No? Fine. I'll pick Florida State. I think they contractually have to look decent in at least one game a year.

App State
@ UNC (-3)

Nerd Fact #1: The Mack Brown hype was good for a hot second, but Vegas don't care bout no hype.
Nerd Fact #2: App State hasn't smacked a fool recently and they are due.

Pick: I wish there was a bigger spread. I really think this App State team keeps things close. Give me UNC. I hate saying that.

ODU
@ Virginia (-30.5)

Nerd Fact #1: There are more VT and WVU fans in the search results for "Virginia Fans" then there are UVA fans.
Nerd Fact #2: I love throwing these emotional trap picks in weekly. But holy shit that is a huge spread.

Pick: ODU. God, I don't know if I am picking outright or covering. UVA is averaging ~38 ppg. 52 of those came against W&M. If the Monarchs can score twice, I think they cover.

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SUMMARY

The Drunk Irishmen v The Dawgs (-14)
POKES v HOOK'EM (-5)
NJ Natives in Boston (-7) v NJ Natives in NJ
The Birds with Teeth v Free Snowcrabs University (-8)
The Good Mountaineers v The Fighting Browns (-3) [Don't think that name will stick]
VA State Champs v VA State Chumps (-30.5)

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Beer of the Week:

WHITE CLAW!

Just kidding

That's all folks. I have to go play some fantasy fantasy football. Nerd Out.

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Comments

hokie07ME so help me god if you aren't the first pick. Unless of course you are readying my funny, charming post. Then you good.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Well I was gonna be third then I read this and felt the need to hunt down tangentially related movie gifs for my picks instead

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The Drunk Irishmen v The Dawgs (-14)
POKES v HOOK'EM (-5)
NJ Natives in Boston (-7) v NJ Natives in NJ
The Birds with Teeth v Free Snowcrabs University (-8)
The Good Mountaineers v The Fighting Browns (-3) [Don't think that name will stick]
VA State Champs v VA State Chumps (-30.5)

edit: beat hokie07me to the post, first in!!

UGA
Texas
BC
Louisville
UNC
UVA

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

ND @ UGA(-14)
OKST @ TEX(-5)
BC(-7) @ RUT
LOU @ FSU(-8)
APP @ UNC(-3)
ODU @ UVA(-30.5)

Notre Dame
OSU
BC
UL
UNC
OSU

Beer: made a hefeweizen for my friend's Oktoberfest party. I have a feeling I'll be drinking a lot of that.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

UGA
Texas
BC
UL
UNC
ODU

Dawgs
Horns
Eagles
Cards
Heels
Monarchs

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.






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Have you always done this in gifs and I stole your schtick? If so, I can't be no unoriginal copy cat.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

No I totally stole from you. I'm the unoriginal one.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Why do you make me work so hard?
I think your first is UGA as cool hand Luke is filmed in the south?
OK State.
BC.
FSU???
App State
Monarchs? The Monarch is getting shrunk...

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

UGa (cool hand Luke supposedly took place at Georgia prison camp, though I don't think it's said outright in the movie)
Oklahoma State (cause...Oklahoma)
BC (good will hunting took place in Boston)
Louisville (Tammy was set in Louisville, but I can get the confusion. I guess I could have gone with a horse movie but the gif cracked me up)
App State (couldn't find a film clearly set in Boone and just NC wouldn't cut it because they're playing UNCheat thus the iconic Redford mountain man)
ODU (again, film set in VA wouldn't cut it so I found a lion with a crown from bedknobs and broomsticks...and clearly didn't let the gif load enough before choosing it)

Sorry for making life difficult

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BC (good will hunting took place in Boston)

So, why did you use a Good Will Hunting gif for BC again?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

UGA
TEXAS
BC
LOUISVILLE
UNC
UVA

NJ native here too, FL living now

CEE VT '15 // NYY NYG NYR NYK RUTG

North, South, or Central Jersey?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

The Drunk Irishmen v The Dawgs (-14)
POKES v HOOK'EM (-5)
Boston College (-7) v NJ Natives in NJ
The Birds with Teeth v Free Snowcrabs University (-8)
App State v The Fighting Browns (-3) [Don't think that name will stick]
ODU v Losers Running with Scissors (-30.5)

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

The Drunk Irishmen v The Dawgs (-14)
POKES v HOOK'EM (-5)
NJ Natives in Boston (-7) v NJ Natives in NJ
The Birds with Teeth v Free Snowcrabs University (-8)
The Good Mountaineers v The Fighting Browns (-3)
VA State Champs v VA State Chumps (-30.5)

No gifs this week, I'm traveling to watch the Braves clinch.

UGA
Texas
BC
FSU
UNC
ODU

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

It's going to be a glorious weekend when the Braves clinch the division! I'm thinking they clinch Friday night, Folty is going to pitch lights out.

They better clinch tonight, I have free babysitting and all afternoon to drink brewskis. I won't be there Saturday, I have Atlanta United tickets.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

GO DAWGS SIC 'EM WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Oklahoma State
BC
Louisville
UNC
ODU

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

ND covers
TX
BC
Cards cover. Side note: What does the young lady in the stupidhero costume have on her arms??
UNC. I feel dirty now.
ODU covers.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Dawgs
Texas
BC
L'ville
UNC
ODU

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

UGA
OK State
Boston College
Florida State
Appy State
ODU

ND
TEX
BC
LOU
UNC
UVA

4VPISU's Drink of the Week:
Been dealing with an upper respitory infection all week (thanks cooler temps and daycare, jerks) so if I do have a beer, it'll be Ocelot's Peace Train.

The Drunk Irishmen v The Dawgs (-14)
POKES v HOOK'EM (-5)
NJ Natives in Boston (-7) v NJ Natives in NJ
The Birds with Teeth v Free Snowcrabs University (-8)
The Good Mountaineers v The Fighting Browns (-3) [Don't think that name will stick]
VA State Champs v VA State Chumps (-30.5)

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

and he said mine was confusing...

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That was copied character-for-character from the summary at the bottom of the post tho

I do know who all of those picks are and I left the spread on so you can pick by putting 2 and 2 together if mine confuse anyone. Gifs can be hard to determine who a pick is.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Dawgs
OSU
BC
FSU
Wolverine Killers
Big Huge Meteor...ODU, no way UVA covers 30..5

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT FOR THE DAWGS
ok, cool, hook 'em
The Fightin' Dudes
Lethargic Simplicity
"""University""" of North Carolina
The Lion with the funny hat

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

It's like I'm in high school again.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

The Dawgs (-14)
HOOK'EM (-5)
NJ Natives in NJ (+7)
The Birds with Teeth (+8)
The Fighting Browns (-3)
VA State Champs (+30.5)

Georgia
Texas
FSU
UNC
BC
ODU

Georgia
Ok St
FSU
BC
UNC
ODU

UGA
OK State
Boston College
Florida State
UNC
ODU

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous

UGA
TX
BC (this feels like a push)
FSU
UNC
ODU

ND @ UGA(-14)
OKST @ TEX(-5)
BC(-7) @ RUT
LOU @ FSU(-8)
APP @ UNC(-3)
ODU @ UVA(-30.5)

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

ND @ UGA(-14)
OKST @ TEX(-5)
BC(-7) @ RUT
LOU @ FSU(-8)
APP @ UNC(-3)
ODU @ UVA(-30.5)

No-der Dayme
Texass
Ivy Wannabes
Louis C.K.
Cheaters
ODyou

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

UGA
Texas
Chestnut Hill College
FSU
Apple-at-chun State
loluva

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I love the Upset sign from APP. With no Hokie football to watch this weekend, I am going all in on who I want to lose, even when it comes to picking.
ND - too many SEC fans saying they need three teams in the playoffs.
OKST - Hook you - Texas
BC - we look bad enough already
LOU - I hate the seminoles, they suck genitals (with a tomahawk chop)
UNC - Hard one for me to pick - just as soon have neither win
ODU - no explanation needed

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

ND @ UGA(-14)
OKST @ TEX(-5)
BC(-7) @ RUT
LOU @ FSU(-8)
APP @ UNC(-3)
ODU @ UVA(-30.5)

Georgia
Texas
Boston College
Louisville
UNC
UVA

Bulldogs- This may get ugly.
Longhorns- Ok. St can't stop a nosebleed.
Eagles- Real D, Real running game= easy win.
Seminoles- FSU keeps the big early lead.
Tarheels- Tarheels are pretty good on D.
Monarchs- Can UVA really cover 30pts?

Notre Dame
Texas
BC
Louisville
UNC
ODU

Georgia
OkSU
Boston College
Louisville
App State
ODU

ND (+14) @ UGA
OKST @ TEX (-5)
BC(-7) @ RUT
LOU (+8) @ FSU
APP @ UNC(-3)
ODU (+30.5) @ UVA (LOVE that Vegas Insider is showing 99% of the money of ODU!!!!

Have a huge porch bomb of 2 cases of Treehouse being delivered today. Will be taking a bit of it to Primland next week and for the tailgate for Duke. Unofortunately, tomorrow I'm taking my son to the Tyler Igor show, so no beer...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

i'll be with my family and friends ALL DAY next friday in Bburg!

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Hitting Mekong and Answer Monday evening. Fingers crossed there's some goodies left or at least on tap.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

ND @ UGA(-14)
OKST @ TEX(-5)
BC(-7) @ RUT
LOU @ FSU(-8)
APP @ UNC(-3)
ODU @ UVA(-30.5)

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

UGA
TEX
BC
UofL
UNC
ODU

VT '10 #AllMaroonEverything

ND @ UGA(-14)
OKST @ TEX(-5)
BC(-7) @ RUT
LOU @ FSU(-8)
APP @ UNC(-3)
ODU @ UVA(-30.5)

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Georgia
Texas
BC
FSU
App
ODU

We're picking BC @ Rutgers, Louisville @ FSU, App State @ UNC, and ODU @ UVA when there's games like Michigan @ Wisconsin and Auburn @ Texas A&M this week? But.... why?

UGA
Texas
BC
Louisville
UNC
ODU

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Because these are ACC involved games and everyone wants to pick against UVA?

GREAT QUESTION!

I try to vary the teams up. There are some great games but I have already featured teams like Florida, Texas A&M, Utah, USC, AND Auburn and wanted to keep things a little mixed up.

I also try to pick some bigger spreads. I think picking games that are all two or three point spreads are all super dull. It's just a pick'em at that point and hasn't been what the Six Pick is all about. I do also try to keep a balance when it comes to conference so if people use this as a watch guide, they can get a little taste of everything. This week is very ACC heavy since we aren't playing. Just swings that way sometimes.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Thanks for the answer. I definitely appreciate the work that goes into doing this every week and like the idea of mixing things up with teams and spreads. Someone would still have to pay me to watch BC Buttgers though.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

I can totally appreciate that. I think it is fun to throw in a garbage game every now and then to see how people want to place the line. It's also me being a sadist and wanting to see if anyone bets Rutgers which proxy says we are worse than Rutgers.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Notre Dame @ Georgia (-14)
Oklahoma State @ Texas (-5)
Boston College (-7) @ Rutgers
Louisville @ Florida State (-8)
App State @ UNC (-3)
Old Dominion @ UVA (-30.5)

ND
Texas
Rutgers
Louisville
UNC
UVA

Notre Dame
Texas
BC
FSU
UNC
ODU

gimme the faves

ugas (-14) ... 150k plus in athens, makes a crazy environment, then add better talent
tejas (-5) ... no shame in the longhorns loss to lsu, they are tested
BC (-7) ... dudes vs bros
fsu (-8) ... fsu puts together 2 good quarters a game, make it 3 and they cover
unc (-3) ... the holes played well in the 2nd half vs wake
uva (-30.5) ... football GODS currently hate me

BotW
It's the Answer's anniversary week, so ... Positive Affirmations DIPA it is with the King Hippo Glass lurking for me as well!

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Sweet King Hippo glass dude.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

The Dawgs
HOOK'EM
NJ Natives in Boston
The Birds with Teeth
The Good Mountaineers
VA State Chumps

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

The Drunk Irishmen v The Dawgs (-14)
POKES v HOOK'EM (-5)
NJ Natives in Boston (-7) v NJ Natives in NJ
The Birds with Teeth v Free Snowcrabs University (-8)
The Good Mountaineers v The Fighting Browns (-3) [Don't think that name will stick]
VA State Champs v VA State Chumps (-30.5)

Onward and upward

Hour 15 to get picks in! Come getya some points!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.