David Cutcliffe puts shopping carts into the corral when he finds them loose in parking lots. He'd hate for the wind to blow one into your car and mess up the paint.
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David Cutcliffe pays attention to the show you're watching rather than constantly looking at his phone and then asking what just happened every couple of minutes.
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David Cutcliffe walks to the front door and gives you a firm handshake before he takes your daughter on a date. He also brings her back before the set curfew.
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When David Cutcliffe is out at a restaurant, he'll randomly pick up the tab of the table next to him because it's "just nice to see a family spend time together".
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David Cutcliffe makes one badass paper airplane. So good in fact, it floats safely over everyone's heads and lands on top the suites where one of the snipers picks it up and says "wow! Nice one, Dave!"
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David Cutcliffe sits on a park bench with you and listens to you get some stuff off your chest. Aftewards, he puts a hand on your shoulder and says, "That's sounds really hard, but keep your chin up. It's gonna be ok" and then he offers you a werthers.
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If Cutcliffe and Jerry Kill shake hands, the universe will end because the universe can't handle that much aw shucks niceness in the same place at the same time.
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Coach Cutcliffe doesn't mind that we start a "Hatin' On" thread because he understands it provides a good vessel for TKP fam to share humor and reinforce fellowship.
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David Cutcliffe set his parents house on fire and tortures ground hogs for the fun of it. He likes to push over strollers in the street and if he has a nasty cold, he will find a gentle old lady and sneeze in her face. The local police say "that's just David Cutcliffe being David Cutcliffe."
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Fine, I'll play along. David Cutcliffe always does the dishes when he is a dinner guest. When someone asks asks how he liked the food, he says "terrible, I want a refund!" and smiles, motioning toward his empty plate. Everyone laughs and the person who did the cooking feels wonderful inside.
David Cutcliffe also wears lingerie made out of human skin.
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David Cutcliffe starts every Monday's quarterback meeting with the joke "I couldn't figure out why the football kept getting bigger. Then it hit me...." chuckles and says "tough crowd"
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The esteemed regard in which TKP holds David Cutcliffe is heartwarming for me to see and is absolutely justified. I grew up in the Roanoke Valley in a huge Hokie family, then went to Duke for ugrad before coming back here for med school. At Duke I was a student manager for the football team from 2013-2017.
First time I was on an elevator with Coach Cutcliffe was freshman year, and he went out of his way to have a ten minute conversation with me about my home, family, SW Virginia, etc. He genuinely cared about connecting with all of us measly equipment, video, and athletic training students. I interacted with a lot of other team's managers and I strongly believe Coach Cut's compassion, wisdom, and humanity are awesomely and sadly one of a kind in college football.
Furthermore, when I had a medical issue one spring and couldn't work spring ball, Coach Cut somehow found out and reached out several times through text to see if I was okay. When I graduated, Coach told me he wanted to meet my parents and he literally stepped out of whatever recruiting meeting he was doing to individually hug my mom and shake my dads' hand in his office. I cannot thank the man enough for being probably the best influence on my life as the man I aspire (but will never be able) to be.
I post this just to thank Hokie Nation and the Key Play for being such a stand up group of individuals who appreciate character and values beyond the scoreboard. It's great to be part of a community that, even without experiencing Cut's kindness, recognizes true strength.
Although I'll be wearing blue on Friday and this game always makes me feel uncomfortable, I couldn't be prouder to be a Hokie.
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David Cutcliffe thinks Paul Johnson and Pat Narduzzi can go sodomize themselves with a cactus...but he'd only ever say it in an anonymous Athlon offseason article.
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On the decision to fake a punt in the fourth quarter:
"When we move the punter, he always has an option. We get into the mode there, midfield area, he can run. Austin [Parker] is a great athlete. I didn't know he was going to [run], and when he took off, I knew he was going to make it, I just didn't know he was going to go that far. He played quarterback in high school, he's a really good athlete."
We were wondering what Fuente had done to Coach Cut to make him go for it on so many 4ths late in the game up big. It wasn't like our offense was actually doing anything.
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David Cutcliffe puts shopping carts into the corral when he finds them loose in parking lots. He'd hate for the wind to blow one into your car and mess up the paint.
David Cutcliffe always rewound his VHS tapes from his local movie rental store.
David Cutcliffe never exceeds the speed limit and always stays in the right lane. He drives a Buick.
That's not David Cutcliffe's Buick.
That's David Cutcliffe's Buick.
do do do Do Do do do do Doo Doo
Nah .. he is Duke .. he drives a BMW at 30 mph
David Cutcliffe sends good and services to other schools in need via the transfer portal.
(For gobble gobble chumps)
David Cutcliffe anagrams to Caved Cuff Id Lit
David Cutcliffe pays attention to the show you're watching rather than constantly looking at his phone and then asking what just happened every couple of minutes.
David Cutcliffe is my Frank Beamer away from Frank Beamer.
Coach Davey greets your wife with a kiss on the cheek and she blushes
And then he kisses the other cheek so that it gets equal attention which he says it deserves.
alright alright lets not get too handsy here Cutcliffe
David Cutcliffe always lets you know when you're on speaker phone.
David Cutcliffe puts a new roll of toilet paper on the holder when he uses the last sheet and always puts the fan on.
David Cutcliffe doesn't poop. He is 100% efficient.
Wrong David. You're thinking of David Wilson.
David Cutcliffe always buys the first round.
And the very last round
Tells you it's his treat, don't worry about it.
David Cutcliffe always drives properly through a four-way stop.
David Cutcliffe walks to the front door and gives you a firm handshake before he takes your daughter on a date. He also brings her back before the set curfew.
David Cutcliffe brings cake and pie to tailgates.
David Cutcliffe gives every UBER driver a 5 star review
David Cutcliff drinks virgin negronis on the beach while vacationing with Malcolm Gladwell.
I guess coach Cut is a good guy. That's all I can muster on game week.
David Cutcliff turns his phone off when he sits down to dinner at a restaurant.
David Cutcliffe checks both mirrors before merging into the proper lane ahead of time after seeing a Merge Left sign.
David Cutcliffe hands out full candy bars at halloween.
David Cutliffe flies on his own dime to offer aide to the Bahamian people on a bye week...
David Cutcliffe is such a nice guy he would start a "lovin on" thread for the opposing coach on game week.
Coach Cut doesnt constantly rotate his running backs.
David Cutcliffe taught Daniel Jones how to be a decent QB and a nice guy, Big Blue nation thanks David for that! #Giants
When David Cutcliffe is out at a restaurant, he'll randomly pick up the tab of the table next to him because it's "just nice to see a family spend time together".
David cutcliffe uses his turn signals
... in his BMW, no less.
David Cutcliff reports good driving to trucking companies.
David Cutcliffe will give you a pep talk and refer to you as 'slugger' when you need a boost even if he doesn't know you.
David Cutcliffe practices active listening and knows all your love languages.
David Cutcliffe has a Maryland license plate and knows how to drive.
David Cutcliffe makes one badass paper airplane. So good in fact, it floats safely over everyone's heads and lands on top the suites where one of the snipers picks it up and says "wow! Nice one, Dave!"
David Cutcliffe gives sprinkles to everyone, regardless of whether they win or lose.
David Cutcliffe greets every player to practice with their choice of a handshake, a fist bump, or a hug.
David Cutcliffe sits on a park bench with you and listens to you get some stuff off your chest. Aftewards, he puts a hand on your shoulder and says, "That's sounds really hard, but keep your chin up. It's gonna be ok" and then he offers you a werthers.
A leg for the first comment that references werthers candy.
Mr. Rogers once said his hero was David Cutcliffe.
Both Sam AND Fred no less.
Cutcliffe sends Max Kellerman a best wishes card even after this barb:
My apologies to Fuente, but I finally realized where I'd seen that look before.
Sooooo...TKP is incestuous?
Sometimes TKP just embraces the wrong idea.
This is what happens when WVU gets our land on the Imperialism Map
C3PO = Corn?
If Cutcliffe and Jerry Kill shake hands, the universe will end because the universe can't handle that much aw shucks niceness in the same place at the same time.
David Cutcliffe understands the concept of "zipper merge", and never tries to get ahead by gaming a merge situation.
Coach Cutcliffe doesn't mind that we start a "Hatin' On" thread because he understands it provides a good vessel for TKP fam to share humor and reinforce fellowship.
David Cutcliffe doesn't check his phone for messages in the middle of a darkened theater during the movie.
David Cutcliffe found out TKP makes a thread about him every year and said, "aww shucks, they didn't have to do that for me."
And then writes a hand written note to Joe thanking him for his website and the thread.
David Cutcliffe has gotten up early every gameday for the last 20 years to cook turkey bacon for his players.
There is a LOT of bad driver angst in this thread.
David Cutcliffe just wants everyone to get home safely.
There are a lot of bad drivers.
Though David Cutcliffe is able to overlook it.
Which is why David Cutcliffe doesn't believe Maryland has the worst drivers at all!
There are a lot of bad drivers....in Maryland!
David Cutcliffe set his parents house on fire and tortures ground hogs for the fun of it. He likes to push over strollers in the street and if he has a nasty cold, he will find a gentle old lady and sneeze in her face. The local police say "that's just David Cutcliffe being David Cutcliffe."
Fine, I'll play along. David Cutcliffe always does the dishes when he is a dinner guest. When someone asks asks how he liked the food, he says "terrible, I want a refund!" and smiles, motioning toward his empty plate. Everyone laughs and the person who did the cooking feels wonderful inside.
David Cutcliffe also wears lingerie made out of human skin.
Almost got it.
To be fair, my experience with groundhogs can be effectively measured on the Bill Murray Rodent Love scale, from:
10 - Groundhog Day
to
1 - Caddyshack
I am solidly a Caddyshack when it comes to ground dwelling rodents so David Cutcliffe is a-ok in my book.
I would also topple a stroller.
David Cutcliffe lets you go ahead of him in the grocery store when you only have a couple items.
David Cutcliffe is the older cool guy that Mack Brown wishes he could be. For Mack it just comes off as creepy and overly try hard
David Cutcliffe puts orange slices in the opposing team's locker room for half time and capri suns and oatmeal creme pies after the game.
David Cutcliffe convinced the New York Giants that Daniel Jones is a good QB
David Cutcliffe is the guy who starts the "pay for the person behind you" in the Chic-Fil-A drive through.
David Cutcliffe taught chic-fil-a to say "my pleasure"
David Cutcliffe is the guy that gives you a hug when you are sad
David Cutcliffe always tells staff when the tp in the bathroom is under half a roll.
David Cutcliffe warned everyone of the Financial Crisis in 2007, now he is warning the EU that a recession is at their doorstep.
David Cutcliffe starts every Monday's quarterback meeting with the joke "I couldn't figure out why the football kept getting bigger. Then it hit me...." chuckles and says "tough crowd"
David Cutcliffe has NEVER removed the label from a mattress. He has, in fact, made extras for other people to use.
Cutcliffe always has a pocket of those strawberry candies that nobody has ever bought but grandparents always seem to have
David cutcliffe declines penalties the other team commits because he hates to see anyone get into trouble.
David cutcliffe returned your lost wallet to you, and not only did you find an extra 20 in there, your credit score went up 100 points too.
David Cutcliffe will hold every door for you, but not if you're far enough away to make you uncomfortably walkrun.
David Cutcliffe never puts his phone on silent and always promptly responds to text messages.
David Cutcliffe says hi to you in the stretch line.
Made an account just to post this:
The esteemed regard in which TKP holds David Cutcliffe is heartwarming for me to see and is absolutely justified. I grew up in the Roanoke Valley in a huge Hokie family, then went to Duke for ugrad before coming back here for med school. At Duke I was a student manager for the football team from 2013-2017.
First time I was on an elevator with Coach Cutcliffe was freshman year, and he went out of his way to have a ten minute conversation with me about my home, family, SW Virginia, etc. He genuinely cared about connecting with all of us measly equipment, video, and athletic training students. I interacted with a lot of other team's managers and I strongly believe Coach Cut's compassion, wisdom, and humanity are awesomely and sadly one of a kind in college football.
Furthermore, when I had a medical issue one spring and couldn't work spring ball, Coach Cut somehow found out and reached out several times through text to see if I was okay. When I graduated, Coach told me he wanted to meet my parents and he literally stepped out of whatever recruiting meeting he was doing to individually hug my mom and shake my dads' hand in his office. I cannot thank the man enough for being probably the best influence on my life as the man I aspire (but will never be able) to be.
I post this just to thank Hokie Nation and the Key Play for being such a stand up group of individuals who appreciate character and values beyond the scoreboard. It's great to be part of a community that, even without experiencing Cut's kindness, recognizes true strength.
Although I'll be wearing blue on Friday and this game always makes me feel uncomfortable, I couldn't be prouder to be a Hokie.
No issues with this post...
Just issues with the order in which the schools are mentioned in your name... VT > Duke
yeah, well I take issue with the fact that soup comes before hokie on your screen name...so there.
At least it anagrams to "HokieSoup09"
David Cutcliffe thinks Paul Johnson and Pat Narduzzi can go sodomize themselves with a cactus...but he'd only ever say it in an anonymous Athlon offseason article.
Cutty only uses exactly the amount of hot sauce he needs at Taco Bell and then returns the rest to their original bin when he is done eating.
David Cutcliffe doesn't make a sound when opening a bag of chips.
This is some type of evil talent that must be taught.
David Cutcliffe can lift Thor's hammer, but would never touch another man's hammer without permission.
David Cutcliffe writes a "thank you" letter whenever he receives a "thank you" letter.
Coach Cut knows how to coach football
There goddamn better never be another "Lovin' On: David Cutcliffe" thread.
Disagree if it helps us fire Fuente sooner
I'm not even slightly mad at Cutcliffe for running it up on us.
I'm furious with Fuente for allowing it to happen.
A classy coach wouldn't have faked a punt up 14, much less 28. A classy coach would've kicked the field goal on 4th down.
Coach Cut can go choke on a bowl of dicks.
Fuente or Foster?
Coach cut is an asshole.
I wish Coach C. were our head whistle right now.
Nah, we need someone with class AND who can win.
He won tonight, but fell short in terms of class.
You're right that it shouldn't have been an option for him.
No more lovin on any other coaches threads please
Cutcliffe says he didn't call the fake punt.
What Coach Cutcliffe Said After Duke Dismantled Virginia Tech
We were wondering what Fuente had done to Coach Cut to make him go for it on so many 4ths late in the game up big. It wasn't like our offense was actually doing anything.
Biggest issue last night was the wide discrepancies!
Coach Cut with veteran team, well -coached, disciplined and a playmaker at QB.
We were none of that....