GIFTORY: Frame-by-Frame Highlight Reel of Virginia Tech's 43-41 Battle Over North Carolina

This edition of GIFTORY goes harder than the Hokies in six overtimes.

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BACON.

'Got a call from your teacher today.'

Miss.

Sunday move.

Rambowled.

Pure.

Happy.

Worked.

πŸ’¨

Two-for-one Taco Day

Gorgeous.

When GIFTORY drops.

When the new Matlock drops.

Stunner.

Dance.

Comments

Wait we are missing the game winning touchdown.

Of course I am appreciative of the great gifs that you have already created. Thanks as always!

What's
Important
Now

Perhaps next time a simple "thanks for your time" is more appropriate and appreciative.

Thank you Joe!

I didn't take Mack Brown for a Matlock fan. He looks more "Murder, She Wrote" to me.

Leonard. Duh.

I think he secretly pines for the Lawrence Welk show.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Mack brown has a centerfold of Angela Lansbury hanging up in his office...

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Mack has current Angela Lansbury. Young Lansbury was qualified.

You mean THIS Angela Lansbury?

Let's Go

HOKIES

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Pretty sure he has a centerfold of Wilford Brimley

and for a truly off putting wilford brimley gif HERE

1) Thanks for your time
2) No Pollard sack dance?

Edit: Fuck it, I made it myself:

Pollard has brought so much swag to the defense, he's going to be one of my favorite Hokies moving forward.

Riding the mini chopper like a boss. One of my favorite moments as well!

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” -Einstein

Thanks Joe!!

And this content is why I don't think twice about my annual TKPC membership. But in terms of today, here, have a leg.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Thank you! Great stuff!

Hokie in West Africa...sadly, I can't jump up and down hard enough for it to be felt in Lane

Thanks Joe and I plaided you

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
#15 Straight

That what the kids are calling it these days?

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Ok yeah I get it - but we're paying you a subscription, so we're allowed to leave feedback (even ones you don't like).

If you don't like feedback from your customers and instead leave snarky comebacks that can go plaid then maybe (just maybe) you might want to reconsider what message you're sending to those who pay the fees.

OP don't pay

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Also, GIFtory is free.

Thanks, Joe!

OPs been a member for awhile.

But he's not a paying subscriber. And he's complaining about a free article. Not a hard concept.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

It's still a service. Revenue through having online traffic - click on an article and reading something online does that.

It's not a hard concept.

Non-TKPC members generate a minute amount of revenue, which are eclipsed by their expenses. As a whole, it's a net loss.

What I originally posted wasn't snarky. Think of walking into someone's house who took time to prepare you a meal and the first thing you say is "Wait we are missing the potato salad." (In this case, the meal took multiple hours to prepare.) How does that come across?

This was added after the fact:

Of course I am appreciative of the great gifs that you have already created. Thanks as always!

That person is not a member of TKPC, and that's besides the point. It doesn't even factor into the equation in my mind. I have been pretty open to feedback since I launched this site. There's a difference between feedback and rudeness.

I disagree with your view on this.

Sure it may come across as rude - but it comes with the territory. I'm sure you know this, but one needs thick skin if you're providing a service to others ,cuz everyone's going to give you their opinion no matter what (e.g.: this example included).

Right, well I will agree to disagree with you then.

Ok.

It's 9:15am and I now want potato salad.

Breakfast potato salad is good stuff.

What a savings

2pt conversion*

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Ngl, def wanted to relive that one on this giftory. But overall great as always.

Pure Patterson. I was impressed at how the O-line rallied for him. Strange they don't do this every play. It would be amazing.

Point of order: The winning play was a 2 point conversion without a touchdown. Joe included the last TD. Thank you Joe!

Love that last one. Side note: I hope they have a TV setup behind the camera for the Skipper team to watch the game.

Dude has some abnormally long arms.

I'm just here to sling some legs

Came to say that too.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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that was the first thing that hit me on that crowd gif too, lol

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This is all I could think of..

Haha....came here to say just that, too. I thought at first that pic had to be photoshopped. That's some weirdly looooooooong arms.

Dude has to be on the H2Okies swim team.

A leg for the H2Okies.

JP

One is an accident of genetics.

Two?

MIchael Phelps lives about 2 miles from me, I run into him at the gas station where I regularly fill up from time to time. The dude is freakish in person. Like, he literally looks like a manta ray or something when you see him from the back.

I remember seeing this on the broadcast and being very confused/unnerved

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Noticed him live. Mike Young needs to call this kid!

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

These are all glorious but where's Pollards little motorcycle?

Ladler's effort on that first two point attempt is one of the best single player efforts I've seen from a Hokie in recent memory. Absolutely clutch.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Agreed. Beautifully played keeping outside contain AND making the open field tackle. Can't grade that play any higher

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

STICK IT IN HAS RETURNED!!!

It was the best effort I have seen from a Hokie since that time Hazelton made a one-hand-grab on 4th and 3 to keep the game alive. OT in this game was full of dudes ballin out and Dax was fully dipped! I might have had 3 heart attacks, but I loved every minute.

It's a classic "Do your job" play. That's his guy. His responsibility. Do your job.

He also said after the game that Bud showed them that play in prep. He said if they go under center and send a man in motion, that's their play. Be ready for it.

I'm thinking we might miss that Bud Foster guy

Even while I was watching the play start, I was thinking "I really hope he wraps up, there is no one in a Hokie jersey outside the hash on that side". Woke my baby up celebrating.

The Dude Abides

Don't really think I would call that an effort play. He simply made the correct read and made the solo tackle. Great play in general, but I feel that fighting through tacklers, making a catch in double coverage, making a sack after multiple blockers is more of a typical effort play.

Yeah, it should be called a disciplined, do your job type of play.


Thank you, Joe!

I think it might have taken a while to load, but I think you could have posted the whole game as Giftory this week. That game reminded me of the Nebraska comeback a few years ago. Things didn't always go right in either game, but when they did go right, it was spectacular.

The formation of that bacon VT is a classic example of the mind tying up the hands.

Whatever. It was one bad year.

Seasonal Brew means High ABV for football season and standard the rest of the year.

I think it was a case of the booze tying up the hands.

Yesterday youtube suggested I watch the condensed version of the game. I did.

Danny is always open
23 can't read

Joe, thank you for the hard work! I can't imagine how long it took to do this week's Giftory.

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Love sharing these winning gif threads around Hokie Nation.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Thanks Joe for this, Happy Tuesday TKP!

1-0 every week

gave me flashbacks every time he did it

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Was about to post about this. LOL. Both the girl on the left and dude on the right are STARSTRUCK.

Tu-rod did it Mikey! Tu-rod did it!

Ha Ha........is her tongue sticking out?

gtofever

That QP run reminds me of the David Wilson kick return against GT in 2010. Every time I watch QP leave the UNC defense in the dust, I hear Jesse Palmer saying, "Bye," in my head like he did as David Wilson streaked down the sideline.

Leg for the Jesse Palmer mention..... he's the man!

HokieObsession

I glad to see all the QB's are realizing how potent Hazelton is as a weapon!

10 Recptions 5 TDs. He's doing well.

Anybody notice that UNC cheerleaders face on the 2OT touchdown?

Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

Which one? The brunette is in complete shock and looks like she should close her mouth before something flies in. The blonde that is behind the Tarheel who wasn't even watching the play looks like she overheard another girl randomly say hi to her boyfriend (or the guy she thinks is her boyfriend--whichever you prefer) and now she is in full Bi-atch mode and is going to have a hissy fit.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

The blonde beside the horned, ram-like mascot thingy was off in her own world, twirling around, and missed the entire play. (What the heck IS that mascot thingy anyway?)

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

Yeah she was the only one of the cheerleaders not paying attention. Then she whipped around, saw the TD and looked like she was going to have a hissy fit.

It's a ram (I think its name is Ramses...). Rhode Island was a practice game for the Tarholes---same mascot and similar colors.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Ok I'm with you now. I thought at first you were referring to the blonde with her arms crossed, the girl between Open Mouth and Twirly Girl. Her whole body language just screams "I don't wanna be here!"

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

Agreed. Open Mouth girl is in a state of complete disbelief and maybe slight awe. The blonde that was between the 2 male cheerleaders with her arms crossed looks bored out of her ever-loving mind and wants to leave immediately (TBH, because of her body language, I really didn't notice that she was there until after you mentioned her). Then there was Twirly Girl was the first to catch my attention, I guess because my eye was following movement.
So from left to right the expressions are "WHAAAAT??!!" "OMG. This is taking for-ever. Can we just leave already?" and *as I twirl around* "And just who do you think you are scoring a touchdown?" (said with the mentality of 'Excuse me. That is my boyfriend. What gives you the right to talk to him?')

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I interpreted her actions differently. I thought she started her spin after the catch (and while Hazelton was still a step away from leaving the end zone), meaning that she saw the catch and spun around in disgust/frustration.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

That was my interpretation as well. She was frustrated the game was continuing.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Brunette. Girl looks utterly shocked.

Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

I'm not sure I've ever seen a better thrown ball than the 2OT td to haze from QP. Such a smooth tight spiral with perfect placement... haze didn't have to change his stride or body position at all, one hand looked easy and the db couldn't do anything about it.

How bout last week's dime to Haze by Hooker?

The Dude Abides

That dime by Willis in the 2nd was nice too.

Was waiting for this episode of GIFTORY more than any other in recent history. Quality. Thanks Joe!! The lead picture of Mack is a classic.

JP

Qualified Bacon?

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Hokie Bacon >>>>> Turkey Bacon

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I'd eat that bacon

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

QPs 4th and 3 touchdown is such a thing of beauty. Not only is the throw a dime, but notice that he doesn't look to Hazelton until the safety started moving forward and couldn't help over the top

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

This kid is gonna be SPECIAL once every clicks. The future is BRIGHT!

Tu-rod did it Mikey! Tu-rod did it!

Lane: Good catch! And i hate Puns!

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Oh man that was a fun GIFtory! How about 33 making two guys miss on that run.

Oh very nice

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Bae: Come over.

Me: I can't right now.

Bae: I'll let you play Stick It In.

Me:

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Hand-timed, and admittedly starting with a head of steam, I clocked him with a 3.68 40 time

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Dude took ~15 steps from the 40 to the end zone. Crazy

Click here to destroy wall.

This will probably burst your bubble (aside from you mentioning he started with a head of steam) but Joe speeds up the gifs to like 1.5 playback speed....

They'll really get after ya

THANKS Joe! Alot of time and work goes into putting GIFtory together but the QP 53 yd blast off will always bring me back to Lane every time I watch it. Great atmosphere.

β€œI'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter”~steven wright

It looks like Quincy was shot out of a cannon. I had no idea he was that fast.

deceptively fast

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Yes, and 245 pounds! Absolute stud in the making.

Tu-rod did it Mikey! Tu-rod did it!

He's a beast. In the post-game interview, they were talking to him about that crazy run and he said that he forgot exactly how big he really is.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

real sneaky athlete, cerebral kind of player

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Hard worker, first in the gym...last one out, coach's kid, takes care of the little things, always has a smile on his face...

Am I doing this right?

Leonard. Duh.

Thick Vick!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

THICC Vick

We put the K in Kwality

Thicc Vicc?

He really upped his game this off-season. He spent a lot of extra time in the film room.

It's Time to go to Work

The feeling when JOE posts a new GIFTORY

Let's Go

HOKIES

The TV cameras might have caught this:

&

But this is what was really happening:

&

This needs to go plaid!

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Epic. Well done

Go Go Gadget legs for arms!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I'm sure he's a great kid...but can't resist.

via GIPHY

JP

Helps with selfies

Let's Go

HOKIES

that guy 20 minutes before this clip: "these edibles ain't shit"

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That feeling when Giftory drops and you get accused of showing no emotion at work.

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Those two facial expressions right next to each other are.... interesting.

Twitter me

Reminds me of something. Trying to put my finger on it. Oh... wait a tic:

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

That sea lion (?) is scary!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Fu just stepped on a lego. The player in the background is all "that is totally my fetish"

#NTTAWWT

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6 overtime wins > 6 overtime loses.

Great effort all around.

The Dude Abides

UNC leads the ACC in 6OT losses all time

Congratulations! You just earned a Bachelor of Science in Statistics and Analytics from The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

Thanks Joe!

Long time listener...first time poster

i like the pollard sack dance

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Boom, Giftory.

Thanks Joe!

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” -Einstein

It's a shame that on Dalton Keene's truck stick, the cameras didn't catch Tre Turner also putting his man on his ass. Tre drove him all the way out of the picture and just planted him before getting up and letting the DB hear about it. That was some good old fashioned Hokie football and both the Tech sideline and the fans were absolutely loving it.

yeah that block by Tre was awesome. I was so dialed in on Tre dumping that guy, I didn't even realize Keene had trucked the tackler as well

Thanks Joe!

On another note, I wish they'd let the Skipper Crew dance like they did a few years back. Those always cracked me up.

"Let" LMAO

There was definitely a sit-down with the Commandant after that game.

What you saw that game was the embodiment of "It's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission." I loved every second of that game because I knew it was going to be a one-time performance

Click here to destroy wall.

As a former cadet I figured they were going to get chewed out, but a small part of me hoped they would be allowed to continue to go forth and spread cheer. I should have known better...

Ah yes, the eternal ethos of every Naval Aviator that ever pinned on the Wings of Gold. Well do I remember the lessons of P-cola, not taught in the classroom or cockpit.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former USNR, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

You fly-boys are weird.

But we still love you.

β€œTHE CUP IS GOING NOWHERE MIKEY!!! THEY DID IT SOMEHOW!!”

The thing is, naval aviation rules are written in blood, break them and somebody usually dies. So any opportunity to break rules outside of the cockpit was always smiled upon. Tailhook put a serious dent in that philosophy, but never killed it. When you make a living by flying combat aircraft off of floating steel islands over dangerous oceans, you tend to live for moments to let off steam. It's a difficult and challenging life that has to be experienced to understand. Forgive me for waxing poetic from my youth.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former USNR, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Tail hook was before my time but it definitely shaped the core values of the Navy. I'm just poking at you since the vast majority of the time I see you guys is through the cross hairs of a periscope reticle.

β€œTHE CUP IS GOING NOWHERE MIKEY!!! THEY DID IT SOMEHOW!!”

so it is a real thing. nice

Dug that dude's dance moves.

The 4x Flex thing that was going on wasn't nearly as impressive. Diversity, boys!

YEA GIFTORY!

Just rewatched the game, that qp pass in overtime one, play one was right into turners chest on a rope. He didn't catch it but man was it pretty.

It seems that James Mitchell has had multiple catches high pointing the ball this year. Would he be a better mismatch in a red zone fade than Hazelton?

shh,don't let the cat out the bag

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

after watching Hazelton making two incredible catches on contested fade routes... I'm going with no, no he wouldn't be.

Quincy be like:

8-D697-AF3-1766-42-C6-A746-ED843-F267829

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Joe,

Muchos Nachos Gracias por la giftoria!

You're the man!

Hazelton to the CB:
TAAAAAAKE MY HAAAND! WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!

That header image of Mack keeps reminding me of this:

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Ok, apparently I'm missing something. What the heck is this and why wasn't it brought up in Hatin' on?