From the Reddit postgame thread (comment is not mine):
"They have taken Miami and Pitt. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold the Coastal for long. The ground shakes... Gobbling. Gobbling in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming."
A guy walks into a bar to watch the Tech-UVA game and has his dog with him.
He asks the bartender if the dog can be in there with him. "Why in the world should I allow that?" asks the bartender.
"Well, when the Hokies score he'll stand on his back legs and walk down the bar and back on just two feet. And when UVA scores, he'll walk on his front paws all the way across the bar, and back."
"That's pretty impressive," notes the bartender.
"Oh, that's nothing, when Tech wins, he'll do back flips down the length of the bar and back," the owner proudly proclaims.
"What will he do when UVA wins?" asks the bartender.
"Dunno, he's only 15 years old."
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If Loluva couldn't beat us last year when we were at our worst, they won't beat us this year when we are better and hot. Send Bud out like a rock star. Make his last "home" game amazing!
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Nah, it wasn't his normal format either. No drinks, no Kirk, no Bear, and Chris was being driven to the airport for a red-eye. He mostly covered the big12, pac12, and osu-psu.
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There's a white Bronco in c'ville that will be needing a new home in a few years most likely. We could probably afford it just to ferry the cup to Lane North every other year just to tease the boohoos.
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25... as in 2 x 5 = 10, then carry the 1.... 25 - 10 = 15. Bud foster has been a DC for 33 years. 3 - 3 = 0... 0 is the number of wins the Hoos have in the past 15 years...
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UVA has been cockier than ever this year. Perkins is the best QB in the ACC, the streak ends this year, Fuente can't coach, etc. etc.
They were lucky to beat FSU, they were lucky to beat ODU, they lost to Miami, they got dominated by ND, lost to Louisville, and had a close game against GT.
With all of the talk this year, I want us to go in and play our old school road game and curb stomp these assholes. I don't want to see Perkins getting out of the pocket and hitting his 7 yard passes. Take that crap away and their offense will do nothing.
Seriously, I want to see the look on their uppity faces when we're up 3 TDs and our fans celebrating in their stadium. Flat out destroy and leave zero doubt.
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It really is the worst when they think they can win. I had some Uvah fan in a suit bet me they would win when I went to the game in North Lane in 2007. I think less people wear suits now but it's just as douchey
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Dax is truly amazing. He leaves everything out on the field and plays full of emotion. I could see how that would piss off opposing teams, but never wish injury on another human being.
I'm hoping for exactly 0 offensive TDs from us. We receive opening kick and run that back for a TD. Then, every single one of their offensive possessions ends in a defensive or special teams TD. I want Bronco to come out at half waiving his tighty whities as a white flag.
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The crazy thing is, that guy has deleted his post AND has a college aged athlete who just committed to play lacrosse. Crazy you can be that close to the situation and still be such a scum bag.
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At a wedding this summer where i knew very few people a few guys (with no VT affiliation) were sitting around talking about how one guy there was dressed like he was asking to get a swirly. That guy was a UVA grad and it was very hard to argue against their logic.
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My UVA fan co-worker was discussing how much she hated it that the UVA game was being called a home game by VT fans, and wished they'd leave the field alone (because of the VT 15 years ago). Hoo tears are great.
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Looking at the hate on their message boards is comical... They are legitimately delusional thinking: 1). They are as talented as us. 2). They have just as good of a shot at beating Clemson as us.
UVA football suckles on the weenis.
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To watch UVA fans go from claiming an 11-1 season is a lock to saying football doesn't really matter because they have an elite women's field hockey team is my favorite part of the holiday season.
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holy shit that quality is amazing. that's what you get when you stitch SLR shots together instead of gifing from video.
Also, that catch was over Bryce Hall. He is their best CB and won't even play Friday because he is out for the season with an injury. We did that to their best, guess what we'll do to the rest?
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I'd say 25 bad Photoshop edits but there are probably more.. This thing is a mess.
^^^^^This is a 25 leg comment!!
^^^^so is this
^^^^^This one too!!!
...and one more!!!
Okay, they all are.
Are they, though?
You get a leg. And YOU get a leg. EVERYBODY GETS A LEG!!!
...until they receive 25...then no more legs
On Thanksgiving, the day before the game, it will have been held for 5479 days.
5+4+7+9=25
Illuminati confirmed!
Friday will make 5,480 days, or 131,520 hours, whatever's easier to remember.
5480 + 131520= 137000
137000 ÷ 5480 = 25
I am amazed by your maths.
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I can't come up with any funny puns or cool math, but I can say this:
I love this team and I hate UVA.
Bud cant retire if we keep winning
I wanted to leg this so bad but it's already at 25... so I owe you a leg.
I smell an invitation to the Bud Bowl.
via GIPHY
I'm just
waitingpraying for him to grab the mic after the game and go full Wolf of Wallstreet,"I'm not fuckin' leavin!"
Here's to a Win
I want to leg this one so bad
We own you and it won't change. Ever.
This deserves more than +25...
Let's win another Coastal Crown with the Commonwealth Cup from those Chumps in Cville
You have to get 16 straight wins before you can get 25 straight.
Here is to the third straight shutout and 39 for Bud's career.
From the Reddit postgame thread (comment is not mine):
"They have taken Miami and Pitt. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold the Coastal for long. The ground shakes... Gobbling. Gobbling in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming."
• UVA, probably
Link
Regret i can only give but one leg.
How many Hoos actually remember Moria, anyway?
How many Hoos can remember last week?
Zima isnt that strong, let's be real....
This is fantastic! Beat the boohoos!!
LET'S GO!!!
HOKIES!!!
I wonder who wears 25 next week. Bradburn? Pollard?
Chamarri Conner
Conner gets my vote after pasting that dude on the sideline
In bounds by half a yard on the sideline.
Damn this dog is getting old...
A guy walks into a bar to watch the Tech-UVA game and has his dog with him.
He asks the bartender if the dog can be in there with him. "Why in the world should I allow that?" asks the bartender.
"Well, when the Hokies score he'll stand on his back legs and walk down the bar and back on just two feet. And when UVA scores, he'll walk on his front paws all the way across the bar, and back."
"That's pretty impressive," notes the bartender.
"Oh, that's nothing, when Tech wins, he'll do back flips down the length of the bar and back," the owner proudly proclaims.
"What will he do when UVA wins?" asks the bartender.
"Dunno, he's only 15 years old."
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Had to downvote to restore the +25. Rules is rules
My seat tonight.
Also, might I add, my superstition #25 thread is 3-0....
Get me that +250 comment score.
The floor under your seat looks like a victim of 1990's image dithering
A Hate Week Haiku, by VT_Fencer
Welcome to hate week
UVA sucks at football
Thirty-Eight O bro
bronco mendenhall
you can eat a bag of dicks
signed, hokie nation
If we get the third shutout in a row it'll be like saying Beetlejuice three times and bud won't retire
this is the one we should gives 2525 legs.
there will come a day when the hearts of Hokies everywhere fail and darkness reigns over Virginia...this Friday is not that day.
"Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
- Bud Foster
If Loluva couldn't beat us last year when we were at our worst, they won't beat us this year when we are better and hot. Send Bud out like a rock star. Make his last "home" game amazing!
I hope we get mentioned tonight in Chris Fowler's Nightcap Recap. Can't lie. I love those things.
Edit: y'all are really getting everyone in here to 25 votes. Y'all wild. Lol
Did they ever mention us?
Nah, it wasn't his normal format either. No drinks, no Kirk, no Bear, and Chris was being driven to the airport for a red-eye. He mostly covered the big12, pac12, and osu-psu.
After this coming win against loluva, our win streak will be able to drive! 🦃🦃
Can we get the streak something nicer than a crappy Cavalier though?
Whats wrong with owning Cavaliers? We've owned one for 15 years now and we're still getting good mileage out of it
That is a true statement. We can still own Cavaliers. I just thought an upgrade would be nice.
We appear to have just acquired a 1930 Model A. Mileage isn't too bad as it never made it the entire length of the field last week.
There's a white Bronco in c'ville that will be needing a new home in a few years most likely. We could probably afford it just to ferry the cup to Lane North every other year just to tease the boohoos.
25... as in 2 x 5 = 10, then carry the 1.... 25 - 10 = 15. Bud foster has been a DC for 33 years. 3 - 3 = 0... 0 is the number of wins the Hoos have in the past 15 years...
This formula also provides the number of points Salty Pat's Nardouchebags scored on Saturday.
This is groundbreaking Math!
Dear Whit, please offer Bud a raise to come back. That man is coaching his nuts off, and you can quote me on that $&!#.
I have been informed that Bud's not necessarily leaving the school per se...
Only 10 more wins until the uva streak is also at 25. What a time to be alive.
Bud is the man! Let's ride Hokies!
25 is 5 times tha number of fans at the uva spring game
UVA has been cockier than ever this year. Perkins is the best QB in the ACC, the streak ends this year, Fuente can't coach, etc. etc.
They were lucky to beat FSU, they were lucky to beat ODU, they lost to Miami, they got dominated by ND, lost to Louisville, and had a close game against GT.
With all of the talk this year, I want us to go in and play our old school road game and curb stomp these assholes. I don't want to see Perkins getting out of the pocket and hitting his 7 yard passes. Take that crap away and their offense will do nothing.
Seriously, I want to see the look on their uppity faces when we're up 3 TDs and our fans celebrating in their stadium. Flat out destroy and leave zero doubt.
It really is the worst when they think they can win. I had some Uvah fan in a suit bet me they would win when I went to the game in North Lane in 2007. I think less people wear suits now but it's just as douchey
Douchey is a pre-req to be a uvanus fan
I want that bulldozer comic from the 90s to be republished... Even though Quinn Blanding isn't there anymore, he would "remain unimpressed."
Buds last regular season game, last time against LOLUVA, I'll be there yelling my lungs out...LETS GO....
HOKIES
I heard perkins was gonna get the #25 jersey this week, as a thank you for last year.
What I normally pay for an uva football ticket.
Sorry for the handful of downvotes, seems someone got a bit trigger happy with the upvote button despite everyone having +25 already
I saw on the twitters some UVA fans wishing an injury on Dax. I hope Dax goes out there and punches loluvanus right in the throat.
Dax is truly amazing. He leaves everything out on the field and plays full of emotion. I could see how that would piss off opposing teams, but never wish injury on another human being.
I'm hoping for exactly 0 offensive TDs from us. We receive opening kick and run that back for a TD. Then, every single one of their offensive possessions ends in a defensive or special teams TD. I want Bronco to come out at half waiving his tighty whities as a white flag.
The crazy thing is, that guy has deleted his post AND has a college aged athlete who just committed to play lacrosse. Crazy you can be that close to the situation and still be such a scum bag.
Have two younger sisters(14 and 11) who've never lived in a world where UVA has beaten Tech at football, let's keep it that way!
14+11=25
We have 9 straight quarters of shutouts.
13 quarters will get us to Charlotte.
17 quarters will get us to the Orange Bowl.
21 quarters will get us a NY6 trophy.
25 straight quarters of shutouts will have us starting 1-0 next year.
And as we all know, 1-0 is what's important now
LOLUVA trying to keep up on Friday afternoon
Fuck UVA
Bryce Perkins when Conner and Dax come in on a blitz:
At a wedding this summer where i knew very few people a few guys (with no VT affiliation) were sitting around talking about how one guy there was dressed like he was asking to get a swirly. That guy was a UVA grad and it was very hard to argue against their logic.
Leading up to gameday November 29th we have 15 years of the Commonwealth Cup
..so...
November + 29th day - 15 seasons
.....
11 + 29 - 15 = 25
November 29th, 2019
...becomes...
11/29/2019
...if we express and add as single numbers we get:
1 + 1 + 2 + 9 + 2 + 0 + 1 + 9
EQUALS
25
This is pretty Nostradamic. Well done, my man.
Someone is voting past 25...
I can feel it down in my plums!
Noon on Friday....(minus the Michelob Ultra part)
via GIPHY
Come Friday afternoon, Wahoos will go back to claiming they only care about basketball and LAX bruh
My UVA fan co-worker was discussing how much she hated it that the UVA game was being called a home game by VT fans, and wished they'd leave the field alone (because of the VT 15 years ago). Hoo tears are great.
Looking at the hate on their message boards is comical... They are legitimately delusional thinking: 1). They are as talented as us. 2). They have just as good of a shot at beating Clemson as us.
UVA football suckles on the weenis.
To watch UVA fans go from claiming an 11-1 season is a lock to saying football doesn't really matter because they have an elite women's field hockey team is my favorite part of the holiday season.
I can see this happening 25 times Friday
holy shit that quality is amazing. that's what you get when you stitch SLR shots together instead of gifing from video.
Also, that catch was over Bryce Hall. He is their best CB and won't even play Friday because he is out for the season with an injury. We did that to their best, guess what we'll do to the rest?
This one always gets me.
Can we give every player the #25 jersey for this game?
Well we did give it to two of them
PSA - If anyone needs directions to get to Charlottesville from Blacksburg - simply go North until you smell it, then East until you step in it.
My son is driving a car now and has never seen VT lose to LOLuva! I think it is time to see the streak get its drivers license this year!
A live look into the future. All the way to Tuesday, Nov. 26.
Should Mike London get the honorary #25 this week?
Only if he tries his 2 timeout trick again
When a UVA fan starts explain how their football team is better because they have multiple lacrosse and cross country national championships.
Cost me exactly $25 in gas getting home today. Hopefully it's a sign of good things to come