That big 400 pound plus high school running back falling on me after we gang tackle him five yards behind the line of scrimmage and he has eight of my teammates on his back.
I don't fear playing FSU, regardless of what the outcome might be.
Go Hokies! Beat UVa. Go UNC. Beat Duke!
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there's only two things i fear. . . and one of them is nuclear war.
Carnies....Circus folk, nomads....Smell like cabbage....Small hands...
haha this guy gets it
I'm sorry Basil, I thought she was a man... Well you have to admit, she is rather mannish.
farty towels?
Will Ferrel deservedly so gets lots of love...but we need to resurrect some good 'ol AP quotes.
I don't give a FvCk. No Fvcks are given. The only thing I want now is a complete and total beat down of UVA. A disgusting display of physical dominance. I want it to be medieval, Neanderthal, prime, base, raw, abuse. Only that will suffice.
I'm downvoting this simply because I've already read it 5 times before. I don't appreciate spam.
I guess someone hiding around here on this forum does, though!
Ok, you're reaching now.
I think I may see a bit of causation here...
Yeah, me too, sadly. I am my own worst enemy sometimes. Those side trips to Amsterdam - they'll get after ya!
Something like, say, I don't know...38-0?
Clowns and the Easter bunny.
Not death, but a cage?
Not winning the Commonwealth Cup every year for the rest of time.
Being in Sam Rogers' way if he's upset about anything.
Sam Rogers scares 400 pound running backs, and me.
ok, I get the sarcastic tone of posts, but...
the thing that kind of makes me a little angry about that 400 lbs RB is that his coach is really being selfish. Yes he is a hoss and takes a gang tackle to even attempt to bring him down, but there is no way this kid is going to be a RB in college. With his size and movement he could be the best tackle EVER. His coach should give him the skill set he needs to win in life, not just use him to win a high school football game.
also, I fear this:
+1 TO GET YOU TO 3000!!
thanks! back at you for ... uh.... 1,413!! jk, thanks dude
Right after seeing The Dark Knight in Christiansburg, I saw a Jeep Cherokee that just creamed a bovine on Prices Fork Road. Thankfully, the elder couple inside the Jeep were alright.
Sorry should have clarified before. What I meant is that I am afraid of being hit by a car whilst attempting to have sex.
Somehow I totally missed the cow being mounted until I read this comment. Although the post now makes a lot more sense and is funnier, I can't un-see it.
I'm trying to figure out just how legitimate of a fear this is.
For some of us, it's a really and appreciable fear.
I bet Horse has nightmares about this
No, I'm the one in the back.
I... I thought it was determined a while back that you were a mare?
Assuming of course that you are THE horse on THE treadmill.
Haha I'm already getting confused which species I am, let's not bring gender into the mix as well.
autowrecktionphobia should not be taken lightly
... I remember this.
I especially fear this, since it won't happen for another 11 years. Where will you be June 15th, 2025?
hahaha... shit. this GIF just keeps getting better and better. I completely missed the date stamp. nice catch
Could not decide:
FUCK YOU, I'M A COW!!!!!
(literally)
or...
The entire set of comments in response to this video literally has me in tears. I love you all.
People with very small hands.
I fear bad beer.
and snakes, I'm not too fond of snakes, in the dark.
Pet birds give me the creeps.
I sometimes fly the bird, does that count?
You'd just be keeping up foreign relations. You know, communicating.
I need to add a pic of goose here
marsupials ... because they're fast!