Horse On a Treadmill Helmet Petition

By: TheFifthFuller
on November 17, 2013, 10:04 PM | 19 comments

Not sure if any has seen this and I completely doubt it's ability to succeed, but my sister in law (current student) just sent me this.

https://www.change.org/petitions/virginia-tech-athletic-department-put-h...

Cue the BRACE YOURSELVES, HORSE ON A TREADMILL HELMETS ARE COMING meme

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ljbranson's picture ljbranson | 12 years 7 months #

Signed. multiple times.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 12 years 7 months #

The heads of the entire student body would collectively explode.

vtman09's picture vtman09 | 12 years 7 months #

Ask, and ye shall receive....
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TheFifthFuller's picture TheFifthFuller
| 12 years 7 months # ^

Thank you.

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 12 years 7 months #

I'd rather we just use these more often
Classic

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 12 years 7 months # ^

But those were some of the lowest-rated helmets in VT's latest study!

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 12 years 7 months # ^

When I see a horse on a helmet, I think of noise state. We're the Hokies!

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

rockidr4's picture rockidr4 | 12 years 7 months # ^

What about when you see a treadmill on a helmet?

play.hokies's picture play.hokies | 12 years 7 months #

The Hokie "Horse on a Treadmill" Express running all over you.

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. " Rocky B.

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 12 years 7 months #

haha... read the comments,

Julian Restrepo
"I own a treadmill."

This guy wins the voting.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 12 years 7 months #

"Based on your response, you may like these 5 other petitions..."

Sheesh...felt like I woke up in the DNC headquarters. Nothing to do with horses or treadmills.

("tell republicans...", "stop the koch brothers...", "help the EPA ban AIR...", "in 28 [red] states you can still [fill in the blank]...", "tell kerry to ban airplane exaust...")

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Shoog's picture Shoog
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| 12 years 7 months #

Yes.
This could be the most awesome act of foolishness ever.
I like it.
And they could auction them off after the game to help fight equine obesity.

TheFifthFuller's picture TheFifthFuller
| 12 years 7 months # ^

Truly a noble cause. I'm sure Horse On a Treadmill has some relatives affected by this horrible disease.

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 12 years 7 months # ^

The money raised can buy treadmills for a lot of needy horses, like this guy:

Shoog's picture Shoog
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| 12 years 7 months #

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 12 years 7 months # ^

classic Shoog. that was a good laugh

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 12 years 7 months #

This brings tears of joy to my eyes. Thanks everyone.

eshiben5's picture eshiben5 | 12 years 7 months # ^

6000 LEGS!!!!!!!!

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

maxANDcheese's picture maxANDcheese
| 12 years 7 months #

If they won't allow the use of the Fighting Gobbler logo anymore, then we should at least be able to have Horse on a Treadmill.