Take it all out on the WHO?s

By: pajokie on November 18, 2013, 9:30 PM | 56 comments

This thread is for you, HOKIE fans to take out all of your frustrations of the season and use it to trash the cadavaliers here, anyway you see fit (in written form. photos, videos etc). No matter what our record we always have one common bond that holds HOKIE NATION together ... beating the who?s.
Have at it HOKIE nation!

Suggested materials include, UVA jokes, sayings, t-shirts, personal stories, chants, rhymes, songs, pranks or just all out slandering and relentless who? bashing. Hokies unite here and turn our misery into all-out hate mongering of Whoville.

I'll start, here goes: "UVA SUCKS!"

GO HOKIES!

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HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 12 years 7 months #

UVA Memes

Hint: They're pretty funny but there aren't all that many. I'll start it off:

cavman

HokiEE's picture HokiEE | 12 years 7 months #

It's 9:34PM right now and UVA STILL SUCKS

#ENFUENTE #BALLSOFSTEEL #Livefor32

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

9:35 ... UVA ... still sucking.

TL for HOT Helmet

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pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months #

classic

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Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months #

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Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months #

When I go tailgate this game, I don't want to cause trouble through a faux pax.
Do their chauffeurs park and stay, or just drop them off with the cheese plates?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 12 years 7 months # ^

Whatever you do, make sure you wear the baby blue pinstripes with the camel hair

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

Its generally considered declasse, let alone bourgeois, to actually attend said contest.
A Virginia scholar does not partake in such barbaric quests. Rather he fancies the match
by selecting a necktie that he deems apropos for his well-paid proxy to attend the event.
If daring, he will watch on a flat screen mounted inside his Range Rover parked in his driveway.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

Oh, they'll be inside Dadi's Rage Rover all right.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 12 years 7 months # ^

always put your drink in a koozie at a UVA tailgate
koozie

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

un-doctored photo of a Tshirt available online for $9.50.

ss

'nuf said

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Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

every year the game is in cville we set up a big tailgate that's mixed hokies and hoos. we're all friends who go back a ways. in 2011 we brought burgers, lil smokies, homemade jalpeno poppers, martin's chips, cheap beer in cans, and whiskey. our hoo friends brought champagne and had a cheese plate set out. i shit you not.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

Champagne- how ironic-
The real reason who? fans drink champagne?-the team gives it out before it expires!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months #

Took this photo last time I was at a game at Scott.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

hokieViRUS's picture hokieViRUS | 12 years 7 months #

Two UVA football players walk into club 216.

That's the joke. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Also, they can go fuck themselves.

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

Shoog's picture Shoog
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| 12 years 7 months #









hokieViRUS's picture hokieViRUS | 12 years 7 months # ^

I'm not a gigantic basketball fan, so I'm not sure who is sexily beckoning Patrick Ewing (I assume) but I really did guffaw at that SI cover. Wow.

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

that's UVA's own, Ralph Sampson... (you need not cut his hair to make him suck)
one of the most overrated and biggest NBA busts ever.

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Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months #

Gotta give them props, UVA has been practicing hard to prepare for this game.

UVA QB

My ball

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months #

Snuck in and stole their game plan.

Fantasy Football

They finally got the colors to match.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

vtdirk12's picture vtdirk12
| 12 years 7 months #

I would like to formerly extend an offer to UVA to go ahead and finish off their 'Decade of Despair'. I insist.

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months #

We had an interview with their least popular player.
They can't figure out why he has long hair.

Least popular player

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Hokie_since_92's picture Hokie_since_92 | 12 years 7 months # ^

Who is this fine young lady?

Touchdown Tech - Bill Roth

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I'm not sure but she can be my long snapper any time.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

shotgun, pistol, whatever!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I just wanted to say "snapper" in reference to her.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

rogue_nine9's picture rogue_nine9 | 12 years 7 months # ^

ProTip: If you go to Google Images, you can drag and drop a picture into the search bar and sometimes that will help you find out who a picture is of.

In this case it's Stacey Oster Thompson

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months #

UVA has revealed the uniforms they will be wearing at the Commonwealth Cup game.

UVA Football

This is going to be great for the ACC.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months #

I couldn't find the Tshirt but
can u finish this phrase?:

"If tech sucks ... ____"

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pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

Anyone?...
OK the phrase goes..

"If TECH sucks, then UVA SWALLOWS!!"

GO HOKIES!

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Rangerhokie's picture Rangerhokie | 12 years 7 months #

How has this gem not surfaced on this thread yet?

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I have never heard that whole thing.
Thanks for that.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

rockidr4's picture rockidr4 | 12 years 7 months # ^

I enjoyed it until he said "Vah Tech."

Then I hated it.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

"Those guys wear MAKE-UP to games!"
He was all over this caller- AWESOME!

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Rangerhokie's picture Rangerhokie | 12 years 7 months #

Or this one...

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

hokieViRUS's picture hokieViRUS | 12 years 7 months #

Still a young thread, by the time the Saturday after Hokie Day surfaces, this'll be as rabid as the Miami game day thread.

11 days and countin' boys.

#No1teamshouldhaveallthisPOWER

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 12 years 7 months #

"Exit light..."

ohherro's picture ohherro
🥁STICK IT IN🥁
| 12 years 7 months #

UVA football:

http://i.imgur.com/8k74x.gif

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

Another UVA must is dressing up for all of the home football games. The outfit must consist of a buttoned down, collared, dress shirt, and any type of neck-tie. One can dress up with khaki's and a blazer, or the shirt, tie, shorts, and sandals, either way you will still fit right in the crowd, as faithful Wahoos watch Virginia play their hearts out on a cool, October day.

wow such fail. i cant believe this isnt a parody. thank you so much for posting this.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

what passion!
UVA fan: "rah team, go go go, Oh what a fine, cool October afternoon!"

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4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 12 years 7 months # ^

So much good material - and so very true!

In the end, however, the cost is worth it. Owning a SUV, as they are affectionately known, brings with it a feeling of security, superiority, and power. Like a hillbilly straight out of a monster truck rally, you feel in command of the road and capable of handling any obstacle in your path--whether it is a few feet of snow, a mud bog, or a line of thirty demolished cars. Sitting high above the Mercedes, Porsches, and BMWs of the world, you feel like the king of every highway and byway, mightier than the Commissioner of the DMV himself. When you drive by, heads turn to see the person cruising comfortably not only through town, but through life. Your sports utility vehicle becomes an extension of yourself; it makes up part of who you are as a Wahoo.

This just puts the icing on the cake (or the filling in the pie)

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

well, it was published in 1997.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 12 years 7 months # ^

Being a Wahoo apparently is a time-tested tradition.

Now, we can leave exactly the type of "tradition" that is up for discussion....

hokiebuzz's picture hokiebuzz
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| 12 years 7 months # ^

And then there is the issue of traversing the mountainous Charlottesville terrain, with altitudes in some areas exceeding 200 ft above sea level.

Oh. My. God. 200 feet. Above Sea Level. So mountainous. I don't think my car could make it to 200 feet above sea level on paved asphalt, even though it drives fine in Blacksburg. I guess I have to buy a utility vehicle when I go to Charlotesville this year.

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 12 years 7 months # ^

My goodness... I vastly underestimated the level of douchebaggery. How anyone can have any self respect after writing or seriously reading that garbage is beyond me.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

Hard to imagine this being 'current' in 1997. Sounds like crap from the 50s.
Particularly like this one"

the area on which University structures are built. One might be tempted to refer to this as the "campus." But beware! According to Jeffersonian tradition, the word "campus" must be replaced by the word "grounds" in one's vocabulary. NO exceptions

"No exceptions!?" what?- punishable by death?. So much for free speech, Mr. Jefferson!

Also the term 'stadium' shall always be known by every wahoo as the 'Killing Fields" or "Cemetery"

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4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 12 years 7 months #

"I absolutely cannot wait to see the Cavman entrance that the UVA audio/visual aid team put together for the Virginia Tech game" - said no Hokie ever.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

unless he fricken falls off the stupid horse (NOT on a Treadmill BTW)

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RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 12 years 7 months #

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 12 years 7 months # ^

uva peter

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

VTviking's picture VTviking | 12 years 7 months #

For when you're having trouble scoring after a few too many Zimas...

soft weenies

Photo courtesy of Howard's Pub.

RocketHokie13's picture RocketHokie13
🚀🛡️
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I'm having a hard time equating uva and scoring

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

Viagra in this case would equate to the opponent forfeiting.

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Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

Viagra won't fix the type of limping they'll do once ManBearPig gets done with them.

This is going to be great for the ACC.