Six Pick Week 13

With only three weeks left and VT on a bye week, its time to sit back with a malty beverage or 6 and enjoy the other team's highs and lows. More drama is coming, as the night games are sneaky good. If this feels brief or hastily put together, it's because it is. #beercontrolfather had to earn some scratch this week on the road.


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Nice gif I found on the interwebs from Kevol80

Johnny Football. Les Miles. Must see tv. JFF has this game vs LSU, a game vs Mizzou and the bowl game then his college career id done. We have 3 more times to watch his impromptu, hard to comprehend magic and personality. Don't miss it.

Saturday, November 23rd
5 Oregon -20.5 at Arizona ~~ 3:30 pm ABC or ESPN2

  • How to beat Oregon, own the line of scrimmage. Looks over DickRod's team, at least its basketball season for the Wildcats
  • Watch the Ducks closely in the coming weeks, even in though they are back in the Rose Bowl driver's seat, I see cracks in Mark Helfrich's Oregon foundation

Pick: Oregon covering the spread by a half point, but I wouldnt be surprised if Arizona made a game of it.
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(19) Wisconsin -15.5 at Minnesota ~~ 3:30 pm ESPN

  • Going to say it now, coaching: Gary Andersen > Bret Bielema, however personality and being a dick goes a long way in college coaching. Here's to Gary stepping up his game soon
  • I love when bad programs have good seasons (except for uva of course) ... makes you feel really good for their fan bases. They'll take this loss in stride. Reminds me of 1993

Pick: Minnesota getting the points, maybe with a late backdoor cover.
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(12)Texas A&M at 22LSU -3.5 ~~ 3:30 pm CBS

  • LSU's superb defense got the better of JFF last season. This isn't the same unit and Manziel is better and vengeful, I'm feeling a 40+ point Aggie explosion
  • Les Miles unpredictability, off the cuff shenanigans hasnt occurred this season. Without it, hes just another coach Les, were waiting!

Pick: aTm getting the points, winning outright.
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(17)Arizona State -2.5 at 14UCLA ~~ 7:00 pm FOX

  • UCLAs Myles Jack, (t-freshman) is good at the running back, but he starts at linebacker. Two studs don't come around very often. Next year he'll likely only field 1 position, so watch him now
  • If the Sun Devils lose to UCLA, there could very well be a 3-way tie for the Pac 12 South with UCLA and USC going into the final week of the season

Pick: UCLA getting the points and winning outright. I like this homedog.
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(8)Missouri -2.5 at (24)Ole Miss ~~ 7:45 pm ESPN

  • You think youre S-E-C, Mizzou? Welcome to the meat grinder. You want Bama in the ATL, beat Ole Miss and aTm in back2back weeks and make us believers
  • Ole Miss hiccupped vs Bama, Auburn and aTm (not a bad loss in there,) other than that they handled business quite well. Win out, best 3 loss team in the country?

Pick: Ole Miss, getting points, winning as well.
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(4)Baylor -9.5 at (10)Oklahoma State ~~ 8:00 pm ABC

  • Since I am now 40 and qualified as a man, I'll tell it like is Mike Gundy, a beat down is coming. Hell, the Bears might even spot you two touchdowns before demoralizing you
  • Speaking of men, Art Briles is a made man. His contract extension through 2023 at $4 million per season, just handed the Longhorns another loss

Pick: Baylor laying the points. Yes, I know they should be due for a loss, but I need to see a defense capable of stopping their offense first.
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Review:
Oregon -20.5 at Arizona
Wisconsin -15.5 at Minnesota
Texas A&M at LSU -3.5
Arizona State -2.5 at UCLA
Missouri -2.5 at Ole Miss
Baylor -9.5 at Oklahoma State

Happy Bye week and picking.

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Comments

Oregon
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
UCLA
Ole Miss
Baylor

Rip his freaking head off!

Ducks
Minnesota
Tigers
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Arizona (I see the Ducks coming out flat and AZ keeps it close)
Wisconsin
aTm
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

"Exit light..."

Oregon
Minnesota
Texas A&M
UCLA
Missouri
OK ST

Arizona
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
Arizona State
Missouri
Baylor

Review:
Arizona +20.5
Wisconsin -15.5
Texas A&M +3.5
UCLA +2.5
Ole Miss +-2.5
Baylor -9.5

Ducks
Minnesota
aTm
UCLA
Ole Miss
Bears

First time I've picked all the same picks as BCO

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

that's not going to win you much.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

yeah I think I got one right. thanks BCO

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Oregon
Minisoda
aTm
Bruins
Rebels
FlamingBear.gif

Oregon
Minnesota
A&M
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Arizona
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor

MRSDOZER:
Oregon
Minnesota
Texas A&M
Arizona State
Missouri
Baylor

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Quack attack
Wiscahnsen
Johnny Football
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

Oregon
Wisc
TA&M
UCLA
MIZZ
Baylor

Oregon
Minnesota
Texas A&M
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

Ducks
Badgers
Aggies
Bruins
Rebels
Cowboys

Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

Oregon
Minny
A&M
UCLA
Ole Miss
Baylor

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

Oregon
Minnesota
aTm
Arizona State
Mizzou
Baylor

Trying to break this streak of going 3-3 every week.

Oregon
Wisconsin
LSU
UCLA
Ole Miss
Baylor

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Oregon
Minnesota
Texas A&M
Arizona State
Ole Miss
Baylor

"The TKP community is unrivaled."
-Justin Fuente, probably

Oregon
Minnesota
Texas A&M
UCLA
Missouri
Oklahoma State

Oregon
Wisconsin (if we must)
Texas A&M
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor. What can I say? I'm a believer this year.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Oregon
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
UCLA
Ole Miss
Oklahoma State

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

Oregon
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
UCLA
Missouri
Oklahoma State

Oregon - Zona isn't that good and Oregon likes to cover.
Wisconsin - This game will be closer than the score but pounding the rock is what Wisky does best, and it will allow them to net enough points to cover by the end of the game.
TAMU - Oddly enough this looks like it will be an offensive shootout. If it's a night game I probably go LSU, but 3:30 tells me A&M.
Arizona State - Toughest pick all week, which makes me feel like I should take the homedog. I have this gut feeling that ASU wins it though.
Mizzou - Didn't think Mizzou would be that good but at some point it's not a fluke so I'll roll with it.
Oklahoma State - Hate picking a team that lost to WVU in this one, but K-State had some success running the ball (especially with the QB) and the Reese loss doesn't help Baylor.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Oregon
Minnesota
Aggies
UCLA
Missouri
Oklahoma State

@historyhokie.bsky.social

Oregon
Minnesota
LSU
UCLA
Missouri
Oklahoma State

Oregon
Minnesota
Texas A&M
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

cats
ground squirrels
gig 'em
yellow bears
tigers
black bears

Oregon
Wisconsin
Tex AM
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor

Oregon -20.5 at Arizona - Ducks
Wisconsin -15.5 at Minnesota - ooo, which side of the family should I piss off? Gophers keep it closer than expected
Texas A&M at LSU -3.5 - IDK, aTm
Arizona State -2.5 at UCLA - Da BRUINS
Missouri -2.5 at Ole Miss - Tiggers
Baylor -9.5 at Oklahoma State - Da BEARS

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

1. Ducks
2. Gophers
3. Tigers
4. UCLA
5. Mizzou
6. Baylor

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

Oregon
Gophers cover, Wiscy wins
aTm, Johnny Football gets revenge for last year
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

Beer: Dominion Baltic Porter

Oregon
Wisconsin
Texas a&m
Ucla
Mizzou
Baylor

Oregon -20.5
Minnesota +15.5
Texas A&M +3.5
Arizona State -2.5
Missouri -2.5
OK State +9.5

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Ore-gone
Minne
Texas A&M
UnCLA
Missoupi
Baylor

#Let's Go - Hokies

Oregon
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
Arizona State
Missouri
Baylor

#allmarooneverything

Ducks
Badgers
LSU
Bruins
Ole Miss
Baylor

Oregon
Wisconsin
LSU - I like the MaddHatter in this one.
UCLA - becuase they have the hotter chicks
Mizzou
Ok. State

Oregon
Minnesota
A&M
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

Fortune Favors the Bold

Ducks win and cover
Gophers get the points
A&M (This may be a wild one, folks...no A&M defense, and and suspect LSU defensive backfield)
UCLA wins
Mizzou
Baylor wins big

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Oregon -20.5
Minnesota + 15.5
LSU -3.5
UCLA+2.5
Missouri -2.5
Baylor -9.5

Go Tech

Oregon
Wisconsin
LSU
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor

Oregon
Wisconsin (minnesota covering the points)
A&M
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Oregon covers
Gophers and points
Johnny Footballs and points
ASU covers
Ole Miss and points and the win
Oklahoma State does the Buckeyes a solid here.

Leonard. Duh.

Oregon
Minnesota
aTm
UCLA
Ole Miss
Okie State

Oregon
Wisconsin
Aggies
UCLA
Ole Miss
Baylor

The theme for this weeks picks are in the immortal words of GW Bush, Fool me once shame on me, Fool me twice shame on... You can't fool me twice

Quack Quack Quack
Gophers I know nothing about this team, but I know they have burned me before
aTm I've heard that Johnny is good at Football
UCLA The burned me against Nebraska so I have to go with them now.
Mizzo Ole Miss is still a year away
Baylor

After making these picks I realize that I don't know nearly enough about college football this year. VT losing makes me not want to watch other games. That is frustrating.

@TheTurkeyTavern

Oregon
Minnesota
aTm
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor

Oregon cuz, well Oregon
Whiskey cuz I love smashmouth run teams
LSU cuz they play a lot better at home, just like aTm
UCLA cuz the States of AZ and NM are football wastelands
Ole Miss cuz they play well at home too
Baylor cuz I'm a Baptist

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Arizona
Minnesota
LSU
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor

It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

Oregon
Minnesota
A&M
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

Ducks
Minnesota - Dream season continues!
Texas A&M - Road favorite in Death Valley, going to be a lot of points scored
UCLA
Ole Miss
Baylor - Party rolls on in Waco... except there is no where to party in Waco. To Austin it is!

German Christmas Brews. Every brewery makes one, so going to try a bunch.

Oregon -20.5
Wisconsin -15.5
LSU -3.5
UCLA +2.5
Ole Miss +2.5
Baylor -9.5

Arizona (they're not that bad right?)
Wisconsin
The Hatter
UCLA
Missouri
Baylor

These people are losing their minds!

Oregon
Minnysota
aTM
UCLA
The Show Me State, also known as my home state.
Baylor

Logan 3:16

I keep checking back for the picture picks of the week....still not here!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

sorry...been a busy week. I don't have imgur at work so I have to do them at home. They'll be up either later tonight or early tomorrow.

Onward and upward

Good to hear. ...Are we pathetic for anxiously waiting?...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

DUCKS
WISCONSIN
AGGIES
BRUINS
MISSOURI
BAYLOR






Onward and upward

1) Oregon
2) Mizzou
3) ATM
4) UCLA
5) Minnesota
6) Baylor

*Note these are not my picks for the games

1. Quacks
2. Mizz
3. Bruins
4. Baylor
5. aTm
6. Sota

I think I'm in love [checks down at boxers]. Yep, definitely in love.

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

holy shi* my picks are getting blown up this week...I clearly don't know much about football..

Onward and upward

It may be so, but you will always win in your presentation!

Oregon
Minnesota
LSU
UCLA
Mizzou
Baylor

Oregon
Wisconsin
LSU
UCLA
Ole Miss
Baylor

Oregon -20.5 at Arizona
Wisconsin -15.5 at Minnesota
Texas A&M at LSU -3.5
Arizona State -2.5 at UCLA
Missouri -2.5 at Ole Miss
Baylor -9.5 at Oklahoma State

Oregon
Minnesota
aTm

Arizona State
Ole Miss
Baylor