Playing a legendary coach tonight and no Hatin' on thread started yet? I'll kick this off....
Jim Boeheim named his kid Buddy and sent him off to New York to find his real dad
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When two former Syracuse ball boys came forward and asserted that former Cuse assistant Bernie Fine sexually abused them, Jim Boeheim called them liars and claimed that it was a money grab because of the Sandusky news having broken.
Actual footage of Jim Boeheim's response to the accusers. link
Jim Boeheim picks his nose on national television
then his seat and smells his fingers.
Oh...yes he does
I gotta hand it to him, Jim Boeheim was fantastic in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Apparently his voice acting left something to be desired so they dubbed over John Mulaney, but still, well done, Jim-Bo.
When Jim Boeheim goes to a Japanese Steak House he says "Gracias" every time the chef gives him food.
but he pronounces it "grassy-ass"
Jim Boeheim anagrams to Jimbo Eheim.
Jim Boeheim anagrams to Him Be Emojji
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Jim Boeheim is still alive?
Jim Boeheim's crowning achievement is the song Queen wrote about his rhapsody.
Jim Boeheim can't figure out when it's time to retire.
Nike has funneled AAU players to Jim Beoheim for years so he doesn't have to recruit. Jim Beoheim had to be forced by the ACC to schedule any road game before January. Jim Beoheim hates the ACC. Jim Beoheim gets off the bubble every year because his Nike mafia pal coach K throws a game for him to give him a quality win. Jim Beoheim whines when his 17-14 team has to go to Dayton for the NCAA tourney. Jim Beoheim is 75 and has a 19 year old son, which is creepy AF.
Why is that creepy? He got married again and his 2nd wife wanted kids so he had 3 more late in life.
Thanks from the 70 year contingent. My bro had his first at 50 and another a couple of years later. Nothing in the world creepy about such things.
Fathering a child at 54? Totally normal
OK. That's true. Neither is left handedness, among other things. Natural, though? Yep. You don't seem the type to be all hung up on normal, though. Why does this bother you?
Once knew a barber who had a surprised baby in his 50s when his children had grown and gone.
It takes a near medical miracle for women to have kids naturally post 45 or so. I totally get that sperm don't die if you have a functioning prostate- I get that. It doesn't really bother me so much as I hate Beoheim and he looks like the type of guy to get a woman pregnant at age 54.
Give it up, dc. Boeheim ain't havin' the baby, and if you haven't realized that some older men marry younger women, then you have some larnin' to do. Hate on the dude for many things, but you're talking about my brother who had two kids after he was 50 when he married for the first time, and while he'd laugh at you for your frankly ignorant/agist statements on this subject, I take a little more umbrage. I mean, he's my little brother, man. You should hope to have my brother's stamina and vigor if you reach his age, and I wouldn't trade my nephews for the world. But you keep on being you. It's fun to see you tie yourself in knots trying to make an unmakeable point.
Dude... I didn't post in a "hatin on IsihVTIam's brother" thread. I'm not remotely talking about or criticizing your brother. I'm not talking about fathering children in general. I'm not criticizing any older men BUT Beoheim here, and I'm not even doing that seriously. Lighten up. I'm sure your nephews are awesome.
Or you could just say "Sorry bud. Didn't mean anything by it."
Doesn't matter, I was just yankin' his chain. It's an easy pull and I knew it'd tweak him. Nothing he says actually bothers me at all but sometimes he just begs for it. I was just having fun.
You and I will get along just fine! I don't mind chain yanking at all!
Well then we cool, aren't we. And if I get your avatar correctly, we both were part of one of the finest marching bands on the planet, right?
HT Commander, 1993...
Since we're all having fun pulling on each other's chains, and since I spent 4 years in Delta Company upstairs from the HT's and enjoyed pranking them with exploding watermelons and greased piglets, I'll just leave this right here for Fish and DC:
Zits!
Go Hokies.
Good Job Goober... we love a good prank!
We called it pullin' shit back in my day. Commander, huh? I didn't make it past first semester sophomore year. Hated military life, but loved the band part.
We had the whole of Brodie when I was in, and nobody much messed with us. We were special, don't you know?
We had a couple of floors in both Rasche and Brodie... I lived in Rasche all 4 years. I loved it.
What floor did you live on in Rasche? I see you graduated in 93, so I was there for that year.
2nd floor, all 4 years- HT floor.
I was on the 3rd - F Co.
Some good dudes I graduated with in F troop. We got along well with those guys- and most of second battalion!
There are a lot of things we could pick on Boeheim for, but I don't think being a father later in life should be one of them. It's pretty trashy.
Fair enough...but it is a hating on Beoheim thread.
Bim Joeheim
For some reason, this is conjuring up images of Jotunheim...
Jim Boeheim tells you all about how good of a driver he is and how tough driving in the snow is in upstate New York and that he never had an accident even during the huge blizzard 25 years ago when the snowplows wouldn't start and that Southerners don't know how to drive and shut down for an inch of snow in the forecast.
He's tells you all of this after putting his 4x4 luxury SUV into a ditch in that 1 inch of snow.
Jim Boeheim can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
i thought this was going somewhere very different and i'm happy to be wrong
Yeah..... same
Glad we can all agree on something...
Yep. Close call.