HORSE ON A TREADMILL IMPOSTER

Did anyone see the Oregon state game, their commercial now has a horse on a treadmill too, it is more like a pony, but still.

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Blasphemy! This slight will not stand. I shall ride into Corvalis with the strength of a 100,000 men and burn the city to the ground and raise a pike with the impaled remains of this imposter that can be seen from Mt. Hood! This I decree in the name of everything Hokie! Bring me the true Horse-on-a-treadmill and my saddle; for tonight we ride!

- Bud Foster

p.s. I might be watching too much Game of Thrones on HBOgo

The Dude Abides

Oh HEEEELLLLLLL NAH!

Rip his freaking head off!

I was *this close* to downvoting out of disgust, but then I realized I'd be downvoting you and not the video. So then I gave you a turkey leg.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I liked the part where she wasn't even running. Wish I could have gotten a view from behind, though...

Isn't she a little small for you?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Stallions tend to go for smaller mares.

Not Black Stallions..

The Dude Abides

Dazed and Confused Horse on a treadmill- "That's what I love about Fillys, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

Virginia Tech '12
Go Hokies and Philly Sports

This guy.

Never breaks character!!! I love it!!

When it comes down to the beaver nation, I prefer the front view.

Some dive. I go steep and deep.

I see what you did there

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

It looks like they tried to find a horse, but all they could find was an ass

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

They're just bitter that the Hokies Donged them in February.

@historyhokie.bsky.social

At lest they had hops and a girl wearing her underwear on the outside, in the video.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Not a horse on a treadmill, but the Minnesota Golden Gophers may have found the most fitting way for them to distract opposing kickers.
Gopher

VT '10 #AllMaroonEverything

The real "Horseonatreadmill" needs to respond to this thread, we need some explaination

The Dude Abides

That filly used to be so fat, but her sister was hot.

The majesty...

HAHAHAHAH!!! I saw the hunterhokie video on another thread where everyone cheered the HOAT when it came on the screen. Oregon State is weak. I think I saw this a week or so ago. I tried to search KeyPlay for horse on a treadmill ad to see which school I saw it for but Google search didn't help me due to, well, myself.

I noticed it during their previous televised game. They're appealing to teenage girls who want a pony for their birthdays, and when they get the pony they will want it to run on treadmill, and where do you go to do that , why O-State of course. ~8)

Lets

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

no other horse on a treadmill will ever top OUR horse on a treadmill. fact.

remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

Second.

They Took Our Jerbs!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

JERBS*

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Jah bah boo!!!

A beaver on a treadmill just wasn't working for them...

VHokie

Yeah, they tried to film it but the results were less than stellar:

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chick-high-heels-treadmill-fail.gif

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-girl-treadmill-fail.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ffvwfeg.gif

awesome.

“I hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster

Props to the girls trying to treadmill in stilettos.

Four for the price of one, well done, sir

The Dude Abides