As if this team didn't need any more motivation...

So as some of you know Steve Fairchild (UVA's OC) said in the past week, "I haven't been heer very long, but UVA shouldn't be losing to a program like Virginia Tech." Well Shane fired back with, "Beamer heard that the UVA offensive coordinator said UVA should never lose to Virginia Tech. He especially didnt like his comments about being on both campuses, because thats a shot at the school itself. The whole Tech team has heard the comments, and they are ready to play the game on Saturday." The whole team has heard the comments?!?!?!? Before I was questioning how Watford and Lambert will move the ball against this offense, now I am wondering whether one of them will hate Fairchild for saying that comment after the Hokies put a hurting on UVA's offense hopefully.

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if there is a game that I fully expect vt to be ready for it is this one. I want them to be mean. I hope we impose our will on them on offense and I hope the vt def lights someone up (multiple times) while out there. Most importantly I hope we play smarter and disciplined.

My bad on the -1, accident

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

covered

It was a catch

double covered

β€œI hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster

Kyle Fuller covered. (that's triple covered)

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Damn, now I'm the one with fat fingers. Sorry for the downvote

I upvoted you to make you feel better. No sense being sad during rivalry week.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

Has he seen film of Dadi Nicolas? I dont think you want him angry.

As a matter of fact, you don't want Dadi Nicolas happy either...

You just don't want to play against Dadi. Period.

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Get Angry, Frank, get Angry.

Bud Foster wakes up angry, wonder if there is another level of rage. If there is he is going to crank it to 11 for Saturday. UVA beware, 2-9 teams who have lost 9 straight should probably limit the smack talk.

The Dude Abides

What were the rest of the comments? What did he say about the school itself?

That type of stuff usually motivates for about 3 plays at the start of the game.

Yeah, and then it will be the blowing them up motivating them.

EDIT FOR TERRIBLE USE OF PRONOUNS:

"Yeah, and then it will be the team blowing UVA up that will motivate them."

Sack. Sack. Pick-six.

Demoralized UVA lays down for the rest of the game.

I can live with that.

"Exit light..."

Kind of has a nice "Old MacDonald" Ring to it -

"with a pick-six here, and a pick six there,
here a pick, there a pick
every where a pick six"

Bud McFoster had a farm E-I-E-I-O

With a DBack here and a DBack there,
Here a back, there a back,
Everywhere a CornerBack.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I love how Shane is like the anti Frank. Not afraid to give up a tasty quote. And he really hates UVA.

Why those motherf-....LET'S GET 'EM!!!

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

Where are the comments? I would like them posted. I want to baste in my seething anger.

Fortune Favors the Bold

Here's a link to the audio. Comments begin ~12 min
The comments start at 12:00 and I'm working on transcribing the comments directly for those of us that don't want to listen to 2 Hoo hosts and their OC.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

As best as I can tell, this is the full comment:
"I am new to the area and I'm probably saying something that I shouldn't say but UVA should not lose to Virginia Tech. And I've been on both campuses and I'm new to the area and I'm giving you a, just kind of, unbiased feel here. UVA, we need to get going. This thing, we should win that game and I hope its important to everybody because that's a game we, like you said, should be #1 on our (inaudible)."

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

woulda coulda shoulda hoos

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

"An unbiased feel"?

Let's make sure we welcome him to his newfound unbiased perspective on the rivalry...

Only a Hoo coach could be unbiased towards their team.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

Charlottesville becomes SackCity - you heard it hear first

There's just nothing sweeter than beating UVA...except doing it for a solid decade! Go Hokies!!!

He's Still Open!!!

He actually said this 2 or 3 weeks ago on a local Richmond radio show called "hoo's talking". I heard it live and it was extremely condescending.

I'm very happy our team heard this bullshit - we need to punish them.

Beat WVU

LOL at the Sabre its all "waaahhh Shane hurt our feelings", again

@VTimHokie85

Haha went over and took a gander at the Sabre. Seriously if there is a less funny and more butt hurt group of people on the internet I would like to see it. I almost feel sorry for them. Haha just kidding.

Call me petty, but the name "Fairchild" sounds like a pompous cavalier anyways.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

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This has got to be my favorite post from those hilarious message boards:

I love this time of year as well, if for no other reason than to be reminded that all you people have in your lives is Hokie football. Your town is colder, your campus bleak, your academics inferior, your fans trashier, your football alums an embarrassment, your women uglier, and most every other team sport a doormat.

But for one week a year, you get to come over here and feel superior. Not because of anything you did, mind you, nothing you accomplished yourself. No, you get to feel superior because *other people* won a football game, and you just happen to put 37 logo magnets on your minivan to justify to yourself you're "part of it."

We won't always be down in football, but for you sir, unfortunately you'll always be a Hokie.

How delusional can you get?

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

Damn skippy I'll always be a PROUD HOKIE!!!!!!!!!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

I never understood comments like that. When you start trying to put someone down and trash their lives during a football argument who is really the loser?

Rip his freaking head off!

Almost the same comment from Colin Cowherd with the "I'd rather be a sophisticate than a redneck" "I'd rather win football games...loser."

This is why I truly hate UVA. Growing up a Hokie fan I never really understood why we hated the hoos. I knew I was supposed to hate them I just didnt really get it. Once I became old enough to interact with UVA grads in real life I finally got it. This comment isnt a random delusional person, its what the majority of Hoos actually believe. Such a sad superiority complex haha

There's also this:

"Hokies can trace their recent rough patch to London's ability to recruit."

This is funny, on so many levels. I'm so glad we have a football savvy fan base on here, and not just a bunch of posters. Not to mention, a bunch of Hokies that live in a real world, not a snow globe.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

This is hilarious on sooo many levels.. We had an awful recruiting class this past year due to the kids not being able to qualify. Oh and we did get a whole Coaching makeover. LOL-UVA but hey

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

But for one week a year, you get to come over here and feel superior. Not because of anything you did, mind you, nothing you accomplished yourself. No, you get to feel superior because *other people* won a football game, and you just happen to put 37 logo magnets on your minivan to justify to yourself you're "part of it."

cant we turn that argument right back around on whoever posted it?

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I completely disagree with everything this poster said except for possibly one statement: "your town is colder". Blacksburg can get pretty cold sometimes I'll admit, but at least it will never be a cold-hearted as hooville.

He's no good to me dead.

Everybody thinks this is a hilarious read.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

Translated from Douchinese:

I like this time of year because we lose at football and get to make ourselves feel better by falsely point out they suck at everything else and I think VT is the educational equivalent of a community college to perpetuate my superiority in order to hide my inferiority complex. Oh, Blacksburg is colder too.

Your town is colder, your campus bleak

It hardens our hearts against the cruel world, leaving us incapable of feeling pain.

your academics inferior

Median salary upon graduation, bro.

your fans trashier

Lack of bowties, ascots, and monocles does not define us as trashy.

your football alums an embarrassment

Say that to their faces.

your women uglier

Clearly your wig is impeding your view.

and most every other team sport a doormat.

Our wrestling, volleyball, women's soccer, and baseball teams would like to have a word.

"Exit light..."

Softball too, beating Team USA. Also track (both indoor and outdoor) and cross-country are always winning, thus why they're out on Worsham Field on a regular basis for recognition on Saturdays.

Hmm for having such superior intellect out there in Charlottesville, they sure don't show it. "Let's stir up the locker room of the team that's kicked our cans up and down the field for the past decade. VT really must not know we have 2 whole wins this year. 2 wins, I tell you!!"

EDIT: Oh dear God, some how I thought the Hoos had three wins. I'm just as bad at keeping track of UVA's wins as Time Cop is at keeping track of his time outs. Please forgive me.

Two whole wins this year. Two wins, I tell you!!

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

I'm sure Coach TimeCop isn't above putting "moral victories" in the W column.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Thanks for the correction!

edit this now..........not superstitious, but 3 needs to be two. NOW.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

But man, that 3rd down defense

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

Take a look at thesabre football board now. They are failing at making fun of Tech, yet again.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

In my head, every post on there sounds like Thurston Howell from Gilligans Island.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

I went over there about this time.

I couldn't get through the brutal VPI, insults, because those are... Ya know. Relevant.

Here's my version.
VPI = beat you ten in a row.

I cheated.

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

Where's the cheapest place to get a white flag? I'm gonna give it to my buddy at UVA when I visit this weekend.

Rip his freaking head off!

Try the French. (Not TKP's French...)
Maybe Jefferson stole that from them too along with his "architecture".

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Shane played the interview to the team to show them what was said lol. But there has been a lot of trash talk from VT players this wk including logan. So I hope he and the rest of the team are prepared to walk the walk to

Most Hoos have NO heart, they lack passion and we will witness mass exodus of scott stadium and it will be our HOUSE! OUR HOUSE! Kind of feel sorry for the few semi devoted U of VA fans. Soooooo SAD!

Stop it with the Negative Waves!

Maybe London will call a timeout and let Fairchild think about what he's done to piss off our team so bad. Maybe not, maybe he will hold on to all 3 of them.

Win one for the Beamer...