MVN/Defensive NOY: Divine Deablo - VT
Offensive NOY: Jaeger Bull - Rice
First Team:
QB - Buck Coors - Wyoming
RB - Chuba Hubbard - Oklahoma St
RB - Ulysses Bentley IV - SMU
WR - Bingo Long - Ohio
WR - Boobie Curry - Arizona
WR - Mac Hippenhammer - Penn St
TE - Jaeger Bull - Rice
OL - Parker Titsworth - Ohio
OL - Tiller Bucktrot - Tulsa
OL - Croy Cronk - Iowa
OL - Brock Hoffman - VT
OL - Tristin Tuialuuluu - UTEP
DL - Shitta Sillah - BC
DL - Fish McWilliams - UAB
DL - Justice Dingle - GT
DL - Falcon Kumatale - Utah
LB - Bumper Pool - Akransas
LB - Thunder Keck - Stanford
LB - Kila Kamakawiwo'ole - Hawaii
DB - Divine Deablo - VT
DB - Storm Duck - UNC
DB - Smoke Monday - Auburn
DB - Major Burns - Georgia
K - Jet Toner - Stanford
P - George Georgopoulos - UMASS
LS - Thor Rodni - Baylor
2nd Team
QB - Juwan Pass - Louisville
RB - C'Bo Flemister - Notre Dame
RB - Xazavian Valladay - Wyoming
WR - YoHeinz Tyler - Ball St
WR - Shocky Jacques-Louis - Pittsburgh
WR - Eddie McDoom - USF
TE - Max Thrower - NIU
OL - Gentle Williams - California
OL - Boss Tagaloa - UCLA
OL - Rowdy Garza - Alabama
OL - Samuel Jackson - UCF
OL - Teton Salts - New Mexico
DL - Joseph Honeysucker - Memphis
DL - Maxx Philpott - VT
DL - Woo Scott - ECU
DL - Buddha Jones - Kent State
LB - Dax Hollifield - VT
LB - Taimi Taimi - Utah
LB - Evan Rambo - Texas Tech
DB - Hasan Defense - Kansas
DB - Christian Archangel - LT
DB - Sir Oliver Everett - UNLV
DB - Rachad Wildgoose - Wisconsin
K - Cameron Dicker - Texas
LS - Riley Lovingood - Tennessee
Honorable Mention (10% or more):
RB - Lucious Stanley - UAB
RB - Bam Smith - Alabama
WR - Q' Drennan - UTEP/New Mexico
WR - Whop Philyor - Indiana
WR - Smoke Harris - LT
WR - Johnny Johnson III - Oregon
OL - Gaard Memmelaar - Washington
OL - Clay Greathouse - Tulsa
OL - Peace Addo - Duke
OL - Chandler Dolphin - Utah St
OL - Stone Forsythe - Florida
DL - Jeffmario Brown - Arkansas St
DL - Stone Edwards - Vanderbilt
DL - Lando Grey - SJSU
DL - Daniel Do'oto'o - SDSU
LB - Jhet Burkhart - Kansas State
LB - Cannon Blauser - Ohio
DB - Scooby Carter - Alabama
LS - Axel Raarup - Notre Dame
Comments
No love for Kentucky WR Courvoisier Smoke?
Kavosiey Smoke was missed on this go round.
I am going to put this on Reddit over the summer with any names I may have missed and with the most recent rosters.
Also, after 130 rosters of about 100 names per roster, I'm going to miss one or two.
One more Star Wars meme for nostalgia sake. Those were the names you were looking for.
I'm sad for the lack of Christian Archangel/ Divine Deablo DB tandem
I understand why Bam Smith wasn't top higher, but other than Bentley that is the best name for a running back on the list.
Also pointing it out, the full name of the 1st Team TE is Jaeger Stone Bull, born Virginia Beach
As long as his teammates call him "Red."
The thing that sticks out to me was despite having 5 positions in each team the OL names stayed strong at each tier.
Hell you had Gentle Williams and Rowdy Garza on the 2nd team together balancing out each other's energy.
I was really hoping for a Dan Smith - BYU, but there was none.
Also - how is Max Thrower not a QB?
Throwing a ball is weak. To be a Max Thrower you have to throw defenders
Theres the correct read, the wrong read, AND the Max Thrower read!
BUCK COORS! Yes.
No Jack Coldiron?! BOOO!
Where the hell is Storm Duck?
On the first team.
Ferret face.
Rewatching MASH on Hulu. Such a great show.