This guy applied for the UND head coaching job: http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/280064/.
My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We're going to give AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We're going 5 wide, chucking the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time. Chip Kelly will be calling me to learn my offense. We will put on an exciting brand of football, we will pack them into the Alerus Center night in and night out, go ahead and blow the roof off the place and add about 35,000 seats to that place.
His full presentation is here: http://legacy.grandforksherald.com/pdfs/Christopher%20McComas'%20Application%20PowerPoint.pdf. This is a must read.
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So, is this a subtle way of suggesting that I create a power point on my plan as an offensive coordinator?
The French Offense: Ace backfield with 9 linemen. Smash the ball into their mouth every play.
Not to be confused with The Offense of the French where it is wave a white flag, take a knee 3 times and punt.
I wondered why all of the UVA players wore white towe-errr i mean, flags on thier hip....
Don't forget a blown time out.
French is BC's OC?
If he's not running a goal line defense where they're blitzing every gap, he should just go home now. Gotta appreciate having the guts to do something like this. I sure hope that UND at least writes him a letter back for it.
I threw 4 picks against goal line defense against my roommate once. I am not good at Madden.
For what it's worth, I was playing Madden with my son, and I blocked a punt with Goal line Blitz A.
And the running back position ceased to exist in the state of North Dakota
So do you think this guy would sub a WR, a TE, or another OL into that RB slot? Sounds like he wants another WR on the field for five wide.
Sounds like he wants a quarterback and 10 wideouts.
This would be the Ron Burgundy of the College Football Coaching World.
I am inspired to send my single wing offense with A11 change up in for every single high profile coaching position that opens up from now until forever.
Sorry to end your coaching career already but I'm pretty sure the A11 is illegal in most leagues now.
Not on fourth down, I've actually looked into this. Not to mention, you can still use the formation, it's just that the players aren't all elligable. In my system it is used as the "Screens on Screens on Screens on Screens" formation. Basically the QB isn't expected to throw it deep. He's just expected to throw it as soon as the ball hits his hands. It's essentially a trick play that is used every so often to confuse the defense, just like the wildcat is a single wing offense that is meant to confuse the defense. It's not a go to formation, just "WTF is that?" formation.
EDIT:
We also feature fat guys throwing the ball in this formation.
Everyone knows that playbook would never work. You have to use the Verticals play also.
All verticals and hot route the tailback to run a seam up the middle. works every time
thats one of the greatest cover letters ever
My offense. Straight T with a power lead as the bread and butter. Run a version as the dive on a triple option. Run the other as a belly and a bootleg. Add a power sweep each way, a counter each way, and a bootleg each way. The offensive line is in four point stances and gets off the ball, or I will find someone who will. Your halfbacks have to be bad ass blockers. Run it until they stop it, and then keep running it.
I know some of those words
It's like Novocaine. Just give it time. It always works.
There's also the Bryan Stinespring playbook. It's one play:
You have to think about choosing it
Wait a little longer
Lots of shifts, move around, like a lot
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