OT: Tac Shaver and other Crappy ACC Network ADS

Someone please buy this thing so we can see if it's as shitty as it looks. I am starting this as a list of all the crap they are selling in ACC Network. Let a see how short this list is by season end.

A) Tac Shaver
2) Copper Neck Gaiter
D) NOVAGE snot washer.
4) Shitty Laser Tag
5) Big Wooden Spoons
6) LED Light Bulb

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