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Bud is a genius, but he has a secret weapon this season that has really helped us to the next level: THE LUNCH PAIL!
You see, I heard Frank Beamer discovered a little something special about this year's lunch pail....
THE STORY OF DORK MAGIC
Every year Frank get's a lunch pail donated by a coal miner. This year's pail seemed odd in that it just showed up on his desk with no stamps or return address... It was just there, and it was glowing.
He quickly grabbed Bud Foster and the two of them opened it.... only to find themselves sucked inside the lunch pail!!!
Inside the pail was this bizarre goop they were completely covered in. Confused and distressed, they cried out for help, only to be greeted by a two headed Eagle (ohhhh snap a Double Eagle some might say). Double Eagle revealed to them the secret of the goop they had been fully dipped in: Long ago, forged in the hills of southwestern virginia, a small band of Dorks (as they liked to be called) practiced a dark art of domination.
They had created a substance that when they completely submerged themselves in, they became invincible. This substance was discovered when they were using a primitive form of autocorrect while writing letters (probably while drunk).
Editor's note: a similar process was used to discover small cat's can't be denied touchdowns...
After all this had been explained, the two headed eagle sent Bud and Frank back with their new found secret weapon. Strangely enough, this is why so many practices have not been open to the media, as it involves a very intense dipping process...
Below is the only leaked photo we have been able to get our hands on:
And if he was a winner he'd be Frank MF Beamer!!!!!
#drunkenIpadPhotoshop
I'll do better next time I swear
Look on twitter and Instagram.... Blacksburg is going off right now.... Awwwww yeaaaahhhh!!!!
Can you taste this leg??? Cause you're getting one! Boom leg leg leg
#FULLERSWAT
I've heard the 'Shoe is huge, but not that loud due to a flatter design. Lots of the sound spills out, and the fan base is not as energized. Can anyone comment on this?
c'mon man, just enjoy the ride...
This is always the highlight of my week (besides the actual football game). The fifth fuller has a gift.
I got compliment from Joe!
OHHHHHH IS THAT Prof Boyer??????? So awesome. World Regions FO' LIFE SON!
Don't forget their cheer!
Little known fact: Marcus faxed him an apology, Dumervil still hasn't received it....
Any news on the #choppingwood post visits?
I was also really impressed with Blanding. They have a defense over there. Jon Tenuta is a big part of that. It was the first game, but I'd keep an eye on UVA.
We also felt really good about our defense after the Alabama game, then choked last year due to a turn-over prone offense. Wait... is UVA turning into VT 2013?
JC got that Dork Magic for sure
If the coaches can harness this power, I think he will be a starter again
He did a great job of throwing the ball away and not forcing throws when it wasn't there.
Must be all the snake he eats!
I'm getting bored with the LT arguments:
Time will tell if he makes it or not. Quit yer squabblin' and let LT keep hustling to make a roster spot
You know who loves this joke?
That's funny. I think my nightmare would be standing face to face with Bud Foster and trying to explain to him why I photo-shopped his face into a pile of orange goo inside the Lunch Pail.