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What CFB skill tree are you guys looking for (Recruiting, Tactician, Strategist etc)?
Realistically, I don't see us doing better then a level 20, though with it taking this long we may get auto-assigned a level five OC who's gonna try defense.
I need to know the reason, like am I going to be electrocuted so much that I shit myself, and who is going to clean up? How bad do I need to make this shit? Or will I throw up, do I need to account for range of vomiting? Will I get an autopsy, should I make it interesting for the doctor? Like do I need to eat an entire grapefruit with seeds and rhine? To may unknowns for this questions.
Important status update: only 75 comments left after this one to get to 1000. I'm halfway expecting a slew of responses in one of the worst sub-threads to just be a countdown to 0, thereby providing anyone hoping for actual DC status to be so frustrated they go eat the dessert of their choice until they weigh enough to be one of our linemen.
Sometimes hope is the cruelest part.
Your boss knows your habit and paid Pry to delay the announcement so he could document your worklessness.
I'm talking about their football program.
But I can see how someone who wasn't looking very closely could have missed it.
I don't think they're driving people around, but I'm wondering how they get their players out of trouble there.
Now that's a smaller jet that maybe would have only taken one person potentially.
Fuck work. TKP is the correct answer.
It's weird when you have a severe upchuck reflex at the same time your eyes bleed. This gif succeeded at both for me.
I got an email from VT telling me to save the date, in regards to the upcoming schedule release on January 27. Can't lie, I chuckled a bit.
I second that nomination as long as they give dc a weekly radio show so he can complain about the 9 year senior on the opposing team, how short, small and slow our players are, and how little Whit is paying him to be defensive coach. It would be legendary. Like a 90 minute Festivus Airing of Grievances.
Could have dropped off an Alabama team to OSU, then bringing another Alabama team that was still on the plane to Blacksburg. Otherwise what would a potential DC candidate be doing flying to Atlanta also, and why would they need a 30 passenger plane for a DC?
Edit: or, as homebrewhokie pointed out, there could have been a team going from Alabama to OSU, then empty from OSU to Blacksburg, then a team from Blacksburg to Atlanta.
I'm nominating DC to be DC due him not having to change his name at all, and he would also be able to ensure unlimited eligibility for the players we like.
Since no one else, outside of possibly Egbert wants this job, I am officially nominating French.
If there's good news, someone will start a new thread. Even if it's a rumor.
I mean, what else are we supposed to do? Work?
you are tkping correctly.
Moby Dick House of Kabob Chicken and Rice.
It's your last meal on earth, for whatever reason.
Very tough call, and I could go a lot of different ways. I would probably settle on prime rib, medium rare, with a loaded baked potato and a side house salad, maybe throw in some sauteed mushrooms. Wash it down with a couple of cheap Busch Lights and finish everything up with big slice of cheesecake, as we all know cake is better than pie. Maybe throw in a lobster bisque or she crab soup to start. Die happy and full, while still wondering who our next DC is going to be.
The glass is always half full if you can change how much it holds!
Checks website, see 50 new comments in thread. Thinks positively. Looks at column, no new DC topic. Knows it is fluff and other and decides to read anyway...
Browns fans had signs of life compared to the Lions for many years.
Smoke around Knowles to Oklahoma, so tOSU staff could be shaking up as well. Glad we waited a month and a half to figure this out.
Leg sir. This is Anthony Jeselnik level dark and I am here for it.
It's been done and it sucks