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We have had some bad basketball but nothing like this last night
Final. pic.twitter.com/8ne2ldN3h9โ USC Men's Basketball (@USC_Hoops) November 29, 2024
Tony Elliott spends pregame sitting alone in alleyways.

Just another Saturday night at the Blacksburg Country Club

My alma mater, West Springfield, has a planetarium. It was a great place to fall asleep.
I thought that was you....hahaha.
Tony Elliott insists that UVA's spring game crowd was perfectly normal sized.
"Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be wahoos..."
He's also surprised when someone plays it during a game.
Tony Elliott thinks auld lang syne is the best touchdown celebration song
And he's confused every time someone plays it at new years
Yall are paying for the shit on the floor
"My wife and I saw you from across the bar... we really like your vibe"
And drinks Zima...I find it funny that the Wahoos were on the hard seltzer trend 20 years ago and yet none of them were able to capitalize on it.
Tony Elliott still wears 4 popped collars.
as the ladyboys say: tony elliott is a football terrorist
Tony Elliott anagrams to
LITTLE TOONY

Darn, we had a game yesterday? Looks like we lost. Shucks.
Tony Elliott has never been to Blacksburg.
Amen
Blake Snell getting a 5 year deal with Dodgers
Tony Elliott likes when he's wiping his butt and his finger manages to rip through the toilet paper.
i'm dead inside. Just like Tony Elliott after spending three years in Charlottesville.
Tony Elliot thinks that it's tough to win at UVA because of their high academic standards even though they were stomped by ND which is a better school.
Tony Elliott brings raw kale to Thanksgiving dinner and gets mad when no one eats it

I thought that was how he collected NIL donations