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I am a fan of #ALLMAROONEVERYTHING because a formative memory of my VT football experience was 2003 vs. Miami. Epic night.
If I have to pick a favorite "different" design, give me these:

He's not an animal.
#TeamNoPants or we riot.
What is your favorite uni combination that VT has ever worn?
Let's try this again.

Good man
Before.

Pick the battles you can win.
Second question: do you wet your toothbrush before or after putting on the toothpaste?

Historically, fish have done poorly riding horses.

I spend most of my free time here and have a good feel for the community. I am prone to getting sucked into fun sub-threads and inane topics, and occasionally post poignant and thoughtful remarks. Through a few conversations, I offered Joe my help, and when he decided that the community needed a mod due to its quickly growing size, he coded up some power-ups for me and here I sit.
Ok now the real story
Give me the giant Wahoo. We all know it's just going to fall off its horse. Game, set, match.


I choose "cattle prod to the testicles."
He's swim shady, yes he's the real shady
all the other swim shady's are just michael phelps
Which would you rather fight
A Horse on a Treadmill's weight in Wahoos or a Wahoo the size of a Horse on a Treadmill?
Go back, buy more "Beat UT" buttons, and stick them randomly in pockets of the UT jackets. Then, when the Vol fans get home, GOT 'EM.
Would you rather be Mike London or Bronco Mendenhall?

Off-topic, but I made the mistake of going in the Bristol Alumni Hall tonight. Every time I go in there the VT section is smaller and smaller. You can definitely feel the tension in there. I bought 6 "beat UT" buttons though!
It's moderation like this that will kill TKP, KILL IT I TELL YOU!
It was a cold October evening. It came to me in a dream, a beautiful vision of stomping trolls, calling out BS, and mainly promoting inane behavior under the guise of credibility. I awoke refreshed, with a new lease on life. I began a letter to Joseph, in gilded ink, written with a tail feather of the Hokie Bird. I was soon notified that my petition had been successful. A digital badge would accompany my username, and the power to deca-downvote had been bequeathed to me. Henceforth, I have undertaken my responsibilities with great dedication and a large number of memes.

Who is the ONE player you would want on this 2016 VT Football team from the past not named Michael Vick, Tyrod Taylor, or Bruce Smith?