David Wilson eats Chick-fil-A on Sundays.

Every week since August I've heard and learned some new tidbit about David Wilson, each more awesome than the last. This is what we know so far, some of it factual, some of it not, all of it plausible:

David Wilson has 50 ties.

The BT runs on David Wilson time.

Don Draper mixes David Wilson's Gatorade.

Davd Wilson catches rabbits during practice.

Yeah, he's more athletic and agile than Super-Mother-Fuckin'-Mario.

If David Wilson and The Most Interesting Man in the World were to meet, the universe would collapse into a tiny ball of compressed awesome.

There would also be an identity crisis, because David Wilson is the most interesting man in the world.

David Wilson scoops injury reports.

David Wilson directs the Marching Virginians.

David Wilson doesnt walk to class, he back flips there... for your entertainment.

David Wilson is a one man Riverdance act.

When David Wilson walks across the Drillfield in the winter the wind doesn't blow.

Quadfest is a celebration of David Wilson's massive legs.

Do you know something about Wilson that I don't?

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I instantly feel the need for waffles fries and to play some N64.

David Wilson controls the water levels in Mountain Lake.


David Wilson doesn't stand in line for a Philly cheesesteaks at Owens, they stand in line for him.


Philly Chessesteaks from Owens. So good, yet they stunk up the whole hall.

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David Wilson once ran full speed into a wall of Hokie Stone, doctors say it was a miracle the wall survived.

David Wilson is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

The Discovery Channel named their hit show "Deadliest Catch" after David Wilson.

David Wilson doesn't like to train, he can travel much faster on his own two legs.

VT officials considered naming the Drillfield after David Wilson, but nobody crosses David Wilson and lives.


"VT officials considered naming the Drillfield after David Wilson, but nobody crosses David Wilson and lives."

i can do this all day.

they say chuck norris' tears cure cancer; too bad david wilson doesn't cry.

lay's potato chips announced a new slogan because david wilson can eat just one.

when freddy krueger sleeps, he dreams of david wilson.

a bird in david wilson's hand is worth more than two in the bush.

all roads lead to rome unless david wilson wants to go to venice.

the fastest route isn't as the crow flies; its wherever david wilson runs.

kanye west is afraid to interrupt david wilson.

david wilson knows the ending to "the song that never ends."

"just the way you are" is actually about david wilson.

David Wilson out

against UNC because he caught Mono.

whoever gave it to him sucks

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them.' So I'm going with God. I'm going with Virginia Tech." Lee Corso Aug 23, 2000


I got these two awesome responses on Twitter.

"shouldn't be an issue considering #DWilson rarely gets touched... #whoneedstheirspleenanyway?", @jswebber

"I think you mean that mono has David Wilson. Bad choice by mono." @VTJack