OT: Funniest/Most Unique Names in Sports

As I do every morning, I was listening in on Mike and Mike on the commute to work this morning, and they were discussing the funniest/weirdest/most awesome names that people have heard of in sports and in life in general. I thought I would create a thread for us to name the most unique/funny/awesome names that we've come across either in sports or in life in general.

For starters, I thought I'd target the Tide's 2 (most) unique player names:
Dee Liner - who plays **wait for it** on the Defensive Line
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

HA HA

Outside of sports, my brother graduated with a girl named "Dawn Day Knight"

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