OT:GRIEVOUS OMISSIONS from the OT: Funniest/Most Unique Names in Sports

I just took a moment to read through the off topic thread detailing the Funniest Names in sports, and it saddened me. It saddened me because two glaring omissions took place, and I just had to make sure that this travesty received it's due and proper.

First, I will begin with a college football legend. He is a man who needs no introduction, but I will give him one anyway. At Tennessee, he was a three time academic All-American. He stood on the sidelines wearing number 15, but he was number one in the hearts of the big Orange faithful. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together... let's give a big round of applause, for James Robert "Jim Bob" Cooter!

http://www.denverbroncos.com/team/coaches/JimBob-Cooter/673881a7-b6b8-42...

Cooter now resides in Denver as the offensive mastermind behind the Broncos becoming the first team to have four players score 10 touchdowns in a season in NFL history. I guess a little Cooter can go a long way.

For our next star of the name game, we travel to lovely Bloomington, Indiana, where we find a sophomore shot blocking center who loves to explode with enthusiasm every time he steps on the court. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my man, PETER JURKIN.

http://www.iuhoosiers.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/peter_jurkin_814319.html

While playing limited minutes for the Hoosiers, we understand that Jurkin enjoys long showers and sock shopping.

And, Charles Haley should be in the Hall of Fame. Thank you for the forum.