Joe, yer gonna hafta change yer personals.

By: Egbert
BEER
on January 26, 2014, 10:01 AM | 20 comments

I moonlight as a software engineer and husband.

Gotta add Dad too, if what I hear is true.

Congrats to your better half. Hope everyone is healthy and happy.

Is it little Joe or Joie?

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Comments

french60wasp's picture french60wasp
| 12 years 5 months #

Here is a picture of our newest member, BLACKJACK KEYPLAY

HE WILL GET AFTER YA.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

rockidr4's picture rockidr4 | 12 years 5 months # ^

Moustache already?

I look forward to national signing day 18 years from now.

InEnemyTerritory's picture InEnemyTerritory
PIE!
| 12 years 5 months # ^

What, no goatee??!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

InEnemyTerritory's picture InEnemyTerritory
PIE!
| 12 years 5 months #

Congrats to Joe & family! My condolences on the death of your sleep habits, however.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

vtfly's picture vtfly | 12 years 5 months # ^

So damn true. Good luck with that!

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

ifScrapp's picture ifScrapp | 12 years 5 months #

Congrats bra...

Minority Report.

SlapSwimRip's picture SlapSwimRip | 12 years 5 months #

Congratulations Joe! Ours came in 2011 and, luckily for me, is the main reason I have almost no memory of that season. Hopefully you have a better time of it. =)

VTechAlum's picture VTechAlum | 12 years 5 months #

*jumps to 5 years in the future*

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Joe Lanza's picture Joe Lanza
PUBLISHER
| 12 years 5 months #

Also I'm 30. Womp. Womp.

Thanks y'all.

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 12 years 5 months # ^

30 is the new... 29.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

smittyvt32949's picture smittyvt32949
📡VT RESEARCH📲
| 12 years 5 months #

Congratulations. A joyous time for you and your wife. Mine are all grown up and either married, graduated and a working stiff, or in college. 1 left to graduate! Its a wild ride. Hold on!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 12 years 5 months #

Congrats Joe, kids are awesome. I've got two boys (one about to be 3 and one about to be 2) ...that I'm training up on everything Hokie already.

It's an adventure, but as others have stated.. You and sleep agree on hiatus for a while.haha

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 12 years 5 months #

Congrats to you and your wife, Joe

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 12 years 5 months #

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Hope the lil one is healthy and happy. I'm sure you're not sleeping much.

Onward and upward

Hokie CPA's picture Hokie CPA | 12 years 5 months #

Naked Gun

Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again!

Yeah, and if I ever find the guy that did it.....

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

VT_Inferno's picture VT_Inferno | 12 years 5 months #

Congrats Joe!

I hope to have kids one day. But for now I'm glad it's you and not me!

ThePailHolder's picture ThePailHolder
💼🏈💼
| 12 years 5 months #

Congratulations Joe!! Well planned by you and your wife for an off season baby. Your new bundle of joy will be grown enough to attend tailgates and home games by the time the season rolls around (and hopefully sleep through a quarter or two as my February daughter did this past season)

Do we have an update on the roster line? Height? Weight? Expected position on the 3 deep?

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 12 years 5 months # ^

No mention of the kid's time in the 40, so that's suspicious...

In any case, congratulations Joe and family! To herald the arrival of the newest TKPer, I will dust off one of my classics:

"Exit light..."

macraw83's picture macraw83 | 12 years 5 months # ^

I'm pretty sure Coach TimeCop doesn't stand a chance with Baby KeyPlay. He might string him along until his official visit in about 17 years though.

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 12 years 5 months #

Nicely done, Joe, and congrats.