Bitter blog - Post-spring position glimpse: Backer

Sports reporter
"Andy Bitter writes about Virginia Tech football all year round."
And in his spare time he "Frolics with juicy honey sprites, dances on glittering rainbows, and enjoys a life of ease and privilege. Secure in the knowledge that his journalistic work is enjoyed by all who truly understand the Xs and Os of football; While guffawing at the select few who, due to elitist tendencies or their own intellectual self-imposed handicaps, fail to grasp the fundamental nuances of the greatest combative sport currently played in the collegiate realm.