Uva gets themselves a QB Brewer

After stints at Arizona and Texas, it looks like quarterback Connor Brewer has decided to transfer to UVA. He can play immediately and is available to play for two years.

...Mike London secretly wants to be a Hokie. I knew it.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/13045906/quarterback-conn...

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They hate us cuz they anus

Wut about me?

Also cause we've rectum for over a decade

I never thought we could come up with a hole lot of puns on this topic, butt I guess we'll see what happens

Onward and upward

These pun chains do tend to get pretty assinine after a while though

They can get a little cheeky as time goes by.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

yeah, you just gotta hope they run out of gas sooner rather than later

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Ass

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Poop

Butts.com

presumably NSFW

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"presumably NSFW"

Oh, no you didn't.
It's like a dinner bell, I swear.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

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or they fall through the cracks

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

New Brewcrew of the spritzer variety?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

*insert UVA QB controversy here

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

BREWER BOWL!!

BREWER BOWL 2015

TICKETS ARE FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Congrats to #LolUVA for beating out Northern Arizona to grab their qb of the fall semester.

It's the little victories in life sometimes....

those Lumberjacks are a tough crowd-they do things the right way up there

I found coach beamer!

Word on the street is all of the jerseys manufactured so far had his name slightly misspelled as "Zima".

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Dadi is coming for him......

Never crimp your blasting caps with your teeth. - Dr Haycocks

Its always 110 Holden...said every mining engineer ever.