Defensive quality control hire has been made!

Tonight at the Pulaski County Hokie Club recruit night, Bud Foster stated that Joe Perri has been hired. He stated Joe was a ga and that he played his college ball at Pitt.

Edit- I haven't been able to find any info on the guy, so maybe that's his nickname or what the staff calls him not sure but this is who Bud stated was hired.

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Sounds good!

Long live Rasche Hall

Thanks bro!

Anyone, French etc, know anything else about this guy?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

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Alanis Morisett has really let herself go

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Now that's funny! Thanks for the laugh...

Too many jagged little pills perhaps

The Dude Abides

Didn't have to scroll far.

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

Damn, sorry French!

First film review commentary from new d quality control:

"Ummm, yeah, everything looks good."

"How you doin', Randy?"

"What I am noticing is that teams are consistently shitting their pants when they play us and we ruin everyone's confidence. We should keep doing that."

"How you doin', Randy?"

"In 100% of our games this year, the quarterbacks pants are 50% covered in grass stains, while their shirts are only 25% covered. I'd recommend that we continue to refine the front 7's body-slam technique."

"How you doin', Randy?"