Hatin' On WEEK ZERO

This is it.

Football is to be played this week.

The offseason is OVAHHHH

Week Zero didn't schedule the Hokies

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Week Zero ain't played nobody, PAAAAWWWWLLL!

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Looks at the week zero match ups

via GIPHY

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Florida v Miami should be fun.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Nova-Colgate might be fun too. At least I'll be tuning in. Actual real football is better than no football at all, even if you barely recognize the teams.

...for UF

We put the K in Kwality

Historically, the early season match ups between the big Florida schools are dreadfully bad to watch. Lots of sloppy play. Some of the early 2000s FSU vs Miami games in week 1 were some of the worst football games I ever watched.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

FSU, week 1, sloppy? Huh. You don't say.

I kid, French.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I'm looking forward to seeing a freshman QB taking on UF first game of the season....

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Sure, if you enjoy interminable lightning delays. That game will take at least five hours to finish if it doesn't end up getting cancelled.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

More like Weak Zero, amirite

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

"Weak Zero" anagrams to "Raze Woke". Read into that what you will.

I mean, really, I didn't have much to choose from.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Using an online anagram generator? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

yeah, cause I'm sure you're sitting there with scrabble tiles out

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Not scrabble tiles, but paper. Then again I'm a huge nerd and like word puzzles.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Week Zero lead CFB in transfers.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Too soon.....

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Da U is bak, bak starting a true freshman at the blind spot and a r-fresh at right tackle

Week Zero? BARELY KNOW HER.
*high fives every person in seedy, dive bar*
*kicks jukebox in just the right spot*
*"Smokin' in the Boys Room" by Motley CrΓΌe starts blasting*

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

This guy gets it.

February..'96...the steak: ribeye, the whiskey:Lagavulin 16, the lady next to me: a bit**.....

Week zero is forcing to watch Miami get its ass kicked instead of doing something more productive.

Well, ESPN2 is going to the dogs on Saturday. Literally.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

The guys on Reddit/CFB page predicted every Conference championship/records for the upcoming College Football season . They have VT at 10-3 with losing to Clemson 28-9 in the ACC Championship game. I'll take it, but the fan boy in me thinks we go 12-0 in the regular season and lose to Clemson in a blowout in ACCCG.

Pour some Beer on it

If our Offensive line is everything people say it is...i dont think it's a blowout...i could see us doing like we always do..stay with them until about the 4th quarter and they pull away late to win by 2 scores...

If that were to happen, perhaps we sneak into NY6 bowl

Our line is super beefy and has tons of potential right now, but is lacking experience compared to previous years. Hopefully the potential turns into a solid on the field product while they gain experience sooner than later.

He said "super beefy". Just sayin'.

JP

VT vs Clemson would be the best thing for Charlotte.

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Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

VT vs Clemson would be the best thing for Charlotte and the ACC...EVERY DAMN YEAR!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Maybe we can swap out FSU for Clemson every other year..... it wouldn't get old beating them for the championship.

Week Zero gives us Gameday at Magic Kingdom with no signs, no flags, no standing crowds!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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So, my bill for closing down Florida for the month of August must still be in committee in the state legislature.

Leonard. Duh.

Someone from Wazzu will still find a way to sneak Ol' Crimson in there.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I'll still be there!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

I was going to go but then passholder services and guest services couldn't even tell me if I could A) see the set B) could stand in the Main Street area and watch.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Paywall I've read all the stuff out out by Disney and ESPN. I've talked to numerous people at Disney directly no one knows how this is going to work out.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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That's normal. No one at the entrance to the Castmember previews this past Friday knew how the Passholder previews were going to work on Saturday morning at Galaxy's Edge when I asked. They ended up dropping ropes a half hour early so I was glad we got there plenty earlier than the "you won't be let in before 9" time.

My 2019 Season Challenge: only comment with Star Wars memes.

Can you email me at REDACTED

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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the internet never forgets

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I hope you enjoy the Dildo Aficionado newsletter someone just signed you up for. LOL.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

I'm sure the central Virginia sheriffs office that set up that email will.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Week Zero prefers turkey bacon

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

And that Perky Turkey jerky shit you see in Walmart.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

I have no idea what you are talking about and I'm glad, that sounds horrible.

Week Zero sides with Friends Global Friends vs. Seinfeld Twitter Debate.

Week Zero thinks Skip Bayless offers real opinions

Week Zero thinks Stephen A. Smith offers clear, consice, well-thought opinions that enlightens all his message reaches. Also, Week Zero thinks Heather Dinich is a true gem to the sports journalism realm

Welp, this confirms that Week Zero is dumber than we all thought

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
#15 Straight

Weak Zero thinks breaking a paver with a hammer makes you the greatest of all time

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Hokies don't play? Week Zero counts as much as the number zero.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

week zero we bak! week one. we gone!

- the U.

comes and goes faster than a tate martell transfer approval.

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head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

And I did't even see da u in preseason top 25! The world is catching up!

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Week Zero thinks "The U" is back

"Dick to Hyman? DICK TO HYMAN!" - Guy in Lane Stadium crowd when Richard Johnson hit Josh Hyman on reverse pass in 2004.

Week Zero think Patrick Reed is an American hero.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Weak Zero is tailgating with White Claw.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Thanks for starting the official sub thread of "Hatin On: White Claw" - leg.

Having trouble figuring out if White Claws would be a better fit at West Virginia or Maryland or with UVA...

Week Zero anagrams to Weezer OK.

Am I doing this right?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Week Zero and Pat Narduzzi are old fishin' buddies.

JP

Week Zero thinks that March Madness' First Four has been a great success.

week zero and the ACC network thinks itd be a great idea to launch with the first official show to be on 80s duke basketball.

(stolen from hokiefireman)

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

I can't bring myself to hate on Week Zero when it's graciously providing me a halfway decent P5 matchup a week before the season really kicks off.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Week Zero tries to impose itself as an actual thing when in reality it's just that Week One has a lot of days in it.

Leonard. Duh.

Week Zero isn't Horkie enough.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Week Zero is failing social studies, is killing is father, and has never heard of Viet Nam.

Week Zero can't see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Say what you will about the tenets of scheduling games a week before the rest of the season starts, dude, at least it's football.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Week Zero was threatening castration, are we gonna split hairs here?

The Dude Abides

Man, this is just gold, weak zero starting with Florida and Miami, and Florida Man gets in trouble for a botched castration:

Castration Gone Wrong

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

I always enjoy watching Miami lose.

Florida vs. Miami in Week Zero???

You mean

Florida vs. Miami in WEAK ZERO

Let's Go

HOKIES

I hear College Gameday is going to be at the campus of Week Zero!

Week Zero wears socks with sandals ON THE BEACH

The Dude Abides

Week zero thinks the new Fast & Furious movie is the best yet.

LMFTFY:

* Week Zero thinks Hobbs & Shaw is the best one yet.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Let's Go

HOKIES

Week Zero likes Josh Parcell's takes

Whit putting the stop to professional-sports-opinion-haver speculation.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Then Ross Dellenger says no.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"Is Josh Parcell's job in danger? We talk with his boss, live..."

The best was the re-ignition of the feud between Josh and Norm Wood on Twitter...

As much as i love that Babcock put him in his place, I think moreso hate the fact that Parcell is giddy that he got attention from Whit. Makes me cringe everytime he says something like "my connections at Tech tell me..." He has as many connections at Tech as we have national championships.

Gobble Till You Wobble

Wee Zero is the pre-season of college football. It's not the off-season, but its not worth planning mourned.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Wee Zero is the pre-season of college football. It's not the off-season, but its not worth planning mourned.

I see Kville Hokies has started tailgating EXTRA early for the BC game.

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I wish. I'll be sitting/laying around the house for a few days taking Hydrocodone as needed to recover from getting a herniated belly button patched. There could easily be several posts similar to the above between now and the weekend.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Zima was made for Week Zero.

"FUCK Josh Parcell" and I don't even know who he is!

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

I just made a number zero

We put the K in Kwality

I've got $2 riding on Miami. Let's go U

Recruit Prosim

Week Zero thinks it's got game(s).

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

126 FBS teams are idle in week zero.

Week zero camps in both the left hand lane and video games.

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We have absolutely no chance of getting a GIFtory from week zero.

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Miami looking like shit would be a victory in my book....

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Let's make gifs of Hill getting flattened in run defense anyway.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Depth chart out today and he is 2nd.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Let's make gifs of Hill getting flattened in run defense on special teams anyway.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Likely suspended for first half (no sources)

The concern of things staying the same is only exceeded by the fear of change

Week Zero is like a pizza burn on the roof of TKP's mouth. Ain't nobody have time for that.

Week Zero is impressed by NCAA's consistency in granting transfer waivers.

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