#16 Collapse Part Deux: In Game Commentary Thread

Think LeSabre is sweating yet?

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Webb up by 12 with ~8:00 left in the 1st. My gosh this would be the greatest thing ever.....

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

Just texted my wife saying "they can't do this again, can they?"

Must not talk trash to UVA guy in the office, must not talk trash to UVA guy in the office, must not...

The Sabre is in meltdown mode already.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE NO HITTER DURING THE NO HITTER

C'mon, man

"I regret nothing. The end." - Ron Swanson

Good thing this is basketball.

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This is why you don't talk about it. you jinxed it

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Don't talk about the airball before it gets near the rim...is that better?

Baseball rules don't apply to basketball

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Dogs seem to be a weakness for lolUVA.

UVA Fans right now:

Oh no.. refs aren't letting them play anymore. 3 questionable calls against GW on the same trip for UVA

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Was just noticing Ref's have called 6 fouls on GW since 7:24 left.

Just watching the tracker on ESPN, is it turning into refball?

Yes. UVA getting bailed out big time the last few minutes

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I swear there's no way this will happen again

*crosses fingers behind back to negate the swear*

A little early to start the celebrations.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

seriously. Was barely a quarter of the way through the game.

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After two GWebb threes that just splash despite being contested, lolu's gotta be feeling deja vu.

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New Sigline: lol it's football season.

YOU ALL SPOKE WAY TO SOON

What's
Important
Now

and UVA has the lead

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Way to jump the gun...

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

If not for the very friendly whistle, G-W would still have the lead.

Is it basketball season yet?

They would've called a hook on KJ for the same thing

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Without ever reffing a single basketball game in my life, I think I have mastered the art of fixing a game. Control the momentum, control the game.

To be more specific, always call 50/50 charges against the victim team and mix in some arbitrary travel calls. This should mentally fuck them up enough to make some of their own mistakes and frustrate them enough to set up a technical foul.

You don't want the fouls to get out of hand for one team, so you try to time the fouls against the winning team to prevent easy baskets. For example, if the victim team has a wide open break away, try to call a touch foul before they get the chance to get out and run.

Can we change it to the K State let down thread?

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I blame all of you for this.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This didn't age well

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Leg for Cayde. R.I.P my homie.

“THE CUP IS GOING NOWHERE MIKEY!!! THEY DID IT SOMEHOW!!”

If you learn nothing else, learn this: when a Hunter takes up the cloak of a dead comrade, this is a vow.

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5-0 foul calls over the first 10 minutes of second half. Ref's have the game firmly in hand for UVA. They will not embarrass the NCAA selection committee for the second time.

Who makes this thread 1/4 of the way through a game?

(add if applicable) /s

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I do, cuz it was fun and they were losing at halftime... Justification enough for me

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I have the good guys winning it all against loluva in my bracket. Hard to beat winning the national championship AND dashing their hopes at the same time.

SoupHokie made some enemies today

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

If you're reading the above post and thinking, "is this guy serious?!?," you can safely assume I'm not.

I never said they were going to lose... It was just an in game commentary thread

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Here in the stands repping my Buzzketball shirt!

UVA winning is expected, what isn't expected is the refs calling 2 fouls against UVA in the second half

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

Damn. The South tournament is pretty weak too.They got a free ride to the elite 8 basically.

Cool, we'll save them a seat

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You heard it here first. UVA basketball is not made for the long-haul. I will not be surprised if this team exits by the Sweet 16 again.

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I like how our back to back comments say basically the opposite lol

Lol. I guess my observation is this team just doesn't seem to do very well in tournament play. You dominate all year and the struggle against FSU and Gardner Webb when it counts most. Got my doubts they keep winning against even a weak South when everyone seems as hungry or more than that are.

Overheard as Duke assistant coaches took elevator down from press box: “Guys, they stopped the run with a three-man front.” - David Teel Tweet 2018

F Loluva
FAM!!!! Sweet 16 for VT!!!!!!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

This thread has aged very well

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