Frank Beamer retirement chronicles, had to give up Hank.

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"A better place..."

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

So help me, if CFB pulled a Jon Snow then he'll see just how outta whack I can get.

Hank is a good boy.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

hopefully this gem from Coach to the graduating class helps offset the loss of Hank to the neighbors:

The cold hard world is beating Frank down. He's lashing out at everything good.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Everyone except Hank should git off Frank's Lawn!

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

But Hank is what I liked best about retired Frank.

Trying to decide when Alabama plays Clemson is not worth it, Frank.

The Dude Abides

I can't remember who said it, but this news broke here first. On TKP.

Edit: It was SteelerHokie on one of the Buzz Williams threads.

Those event planners are doing it wrong. You're suppose to be booking Hank for your events and speaking engagements. Frank is just an added bonus

First Ghost and Jon Snow, then Hank and Frank...what's next?

Next? You drink

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