Hatin' On: Pat Narduzzi

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Pat Narduzzi is a sore loser.

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

It's a week early for that, but it's true in a general sense.

NUCK FAT PARDUZZI

Wrap it up boys. We're done here.

That fucker is still coaching that shithole of a school?

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

Pat Narduzzi pretends that farts are lightning bugs and tries to catch them with his hands.

And mouth.

Pat Naduzzi thinks that Pass interference is ok when his DBs do it, but should be called tight any other time.

why isn't this called the "Fuck Pat Narduzzi" thread?

Narduzzi is the kind of driver who cuts you off in traffic, then laughs about it.

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Pat cuts you off on 81 and then drives the same speed as the semi so nobody can pass and traffic backs up.

Pat Narduzzi is 81, through Roanoke around 5:00pm

uva - the taint of the ACC
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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I'll take I81 thru Roanoke over I40 thru Knoxville any day of the fucking week all day long.

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

The problem with Roanoke, especially around 5:00 is 2 lanes.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Anybody that does this, it should be legal to run them off the road.

I'm pretty sure it is legal.... either that or I am really lucky.

Nope technically illegal to "camp" in the left lane if not passing someone. And yes that is EVEN if you are going the speed limit.

Β§ 46.2-804. Special regulations applicable on highways laned for traffic; penalty.
For the purposes of this section, "traffic lines" includes any temporary traffic control devices used to emulate the lines and markings in subdivisions 6 and 7.

Whenever any roadway has been divided into clearly marked lanes for traffic, drivers of vehicles shall obey the following:

1. Any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions existing, shall be driven in the lane nearest the right edge or right curb of the highway when such lane is available for travel except when overtaking and passing another vehicle or in preparation for a left turn or where right lanes are reserved for slow-moving traffic as permitted in this section;

and

Police in Virginia started enforcing a new law last summer meant to help speed up traffic and make the roads safer.

The law prohibits people from driving below the speed limit in the left lane, or from being in the left lane if you are not passing another car or turning left. "... improper use of the left lane is a primary offense, meaning drivers can be pulled over for it. The penalty for violating the law is a $100 fine."

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

If only this was enforced.....

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Yes, they need to start enforcing this.

At least give out a warning.

Colorado enforces the shit out of this. Result almost everyone drives correctly. You see congestion still getting in and out of Denver but you never run into those phantom traffic jams because of idiots in the left lane. There are also reminder signs seemingly every mile.

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"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

It's a good use of law enforcement.

Keeping traffic moving, and safe.

Needs to spread to other states.

Effective to the point that when I go to other states it's noticeable and fucking infuriating having to deal with idiots in the left lane.

(CO resident)

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

Yupp lived in western Nebraska and frequently traveled between Co Springs, NE, and Wyoming. Moving back east its extremely noticeable how people have no clue why its wrong to drive in the left lane.

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"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

I enjoyed while driving on Switzerland's highway system that all tractor trailers were mandated to stay in the right lane.

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Current Roanoke-Hokie
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After living in Germany for 3 years, I returned 2 months ago and realized how much left hand lane drivers make me crazy. There, it's expected that you would do the right thing. Yes, it's also illegal, but they don't have the enforcement mechanisms that are here in the US, yet people don't just drive in the left lane. Simply amazing

My whole time in Switzerland, I visited damn near every part and I only saw 2 police officers my whole trip. It was in Bern, they were on horseback, and my impression was they were only there for ambiance.

After walking through Lucerne for a few days, I asked my buddy why none of the thousands of bicycles I had seen were locked up. The response I got was: "There's no crime here. When everyone has a bike, why would anyone need to steal one"

I did notice Switzerland had traffic cameras everywhere which upon more questioning, are very serious and keeps motorists obeying the law.

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Yep, traffic cameras are all over, but the fines tend to be around 15 euro in Germany (personal experience). But there are plenty of examples like that, where people just do the right thing. Another is public transportation. You're supposed to buy a ticket or have a pass. They do have people to check, but that's random and not frequent. I probably have had mine checked roughly half a dozen times.

I have seen this enforced in Virginia.

Every single day here around Blacksburg. No route to work is safe from the left lane drivers. People sit beside each other on Prices Fork, 114, etc. The cops don't give a shit.

I'll be honest I thought CBRDog was saying it was legal to run them off the road... (not that it was legal to stay in the left lane).

LOL, you did interpret my post correctly... they didn't.

Other states are catching on as well. This just passed in Alabama.

Alabama lawmakers today passed a bill to prohibit driving in the left lane on interstates without passing vehicles.

The bill, dubbed the "anti-road rage act," passed the Senate today by a 31-1 vote. It had already passed the House.

The bill would prohibit staying in the left lane on interstate highways for more than a mile and a half without passing a vehicle.

It would allow exceptions for traffic congestion, inclement weather, emergency vehicles, and preparing to take a left lane exit.

Kentucky enforced this in 2002. Canadian friend got a ticket for left lane cruising. I don't know if they still enforce it.

Naw, that was me fam. You were driving too slowly. Also, fuck Pat Narduzzi.

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Pat Narduzzi anagrams to:
Rad Nut Pizza

uva - the taint of the ACC
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Pat Narduzzi doesn't know.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Only thing the cousins are good for.

Pat Narduzzi can suck a fat choad.

Pat Nardouchie is a chode.

Pat Narduzzi can suck a fat choad.
Pat Nardouchie is a chode.
∴ Pat Nardouchie can suck himself.

Pat Narduzzi played for Rhode Island and called it R-hode Is-land. He thought he was playing for a quality school.

He also thinks it is perfectly acceptable to drive 10 under in the left lane and go through the express lane in the grocery store when he has 50+ items in is cart and just as many coupons.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

And writes a check to pay for it.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

And has to go to the car to get his id.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

And doesn't even start to write the check until after the cashier finishes ringing the entire basket.

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

not only ringing, but the bagging too-- and pat furthermore insists that the cashier and any other employees don't know how to bag, but rather than do it himself, he makes a scene and tries to verbally order them how to bag item-by-item, and then at some point decides that one very specific item needs to be repackaged into a new bag, so makes them look through each bag to get it

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Then stands there waiting and blocking the register-expecting someone to carry the groceries out to his car for him-even though the supermarket he shops at doesn't DO that.(And of course he left line to go get another item that he had forgotten. AND when his cart was finished had his wife show up with another cart completely full to be rung up.)

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

and tries to use not only EXPIRED coupons but ones from other stores and for items he didn't even buy!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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uva - the taint of the ACC
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Is that a picture of Epstein when he was young and before he didn't kill himself?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Screenshot+from+pwndmemes+on+Instagram

Pat Fartduzzi gets hated on in so many other threads that we don't even need a "Hatn' on" thread for him.

Is it basketball season yet?

You can't spell Pat Narduzzi without Pi

uva - the taint of the ACC
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"Puzzled"

Knew I shouldn't have used the capitalized "i"

uva - the taint of the ACC
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Come at be broseph

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I mean, you gotta call 'em both ways...they were pushing off all day

That wasn't Pat saying come at me bro, but rather he was desperately trying to get one of his players to jump and let him catch them, a la Dirty Dancing.

But none of his players would do it.

Pat Narduzzi has a VERY punchable face

Still not as punchable as Chinballs, but very close

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

They are both equally punch-able IMO

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

Either one could get your fist moving unconsciously.

Pat Narduzzi is a synonym for balanitis

uva - the taint of the ACC
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Bravo. *slow clap* That is some esoteric stuff right there. I had to Google that.

Pat "Phimosis" Narduzzi

Pat Narduzzi would like to speak to a manager.

Can someone please post the greatest video of all time?

I forget who made it, but it is based on his post game press conference

edit: thanks. should have known it was a billdozer product.

Thank you. That's the stuff.

"Puzzled." Pass the Salt, Pat.

He works the refs, and then complains to the media how it's not fair.

Came to do just that:

Pat Nar-Douchey always tries to combine other discount coupons with his 20%-off coupon at Harbor Freight on a busy Saturday and then holds up the long line even more to argue about it when they tell him he can't combine coupons on the same item.

He finally leaves, but only after a tantrum, ended by ripping the AirPods from his ears and throwing them to the ground. And then picking them back up.

Pat Narduzzi helped design Harbor Freight's coupons system, which means that floorjack you want will be on sale for 20% off for two days, 3-6 weeks from now. Don't forget your coupon, and don't forget to read the small print.

This sounds like less of a roast and more like a personal anecdote... You ok there, buddy?

Not based on any actual event, just something that sounds not only plausible, but likely for someone like Nardouchey

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

Pat Narduzzi wipes back to front and doesn't wash his hands.

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Pat Narduzzi refuses to take a dump unless it's immediately after he gets out of the shower.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Pat Narduzzi throws his headset down but doesn't fully commit by leaving them on the ground.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Hazelton should have been called for OPI on his TD vs UNCheat.

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Holy smokes...that is hard to watch lol.

I find it oh-so-fitting that the dude is sporting a Maryland shirt....

Saying 'Narduzzi' near a police officer in Italy will net you a disappointed shake of the head and a modest fine.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Sweet Carolineeeee....Eat Shit Pitt!

Pat Narduzzi introduces himself to recruits as the Nard dawg to try and sound cool.

1-0 every week

Pat Narduzzi opens the new gallon of milk rather than finishing the old one and throwing it away. When you give him shit for doing it for the thousandth time, he throws a fit like a little girl

Pat Narduzzi rips his shirt off before a fight, but leaves his sunglasses on.

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Pat Narduzzi calls players "schmelts".

It's fucking embarrassing!

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Pat Narduzzi always cuts one in the team meetings then asks "do you guys smell that?"

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
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And he calls himself Flatulent Pattie.

Pat Narduzzi is the reason God created the middle finger.

Pat Narduzzi spends extra money on communications equipment. It's puzzling.

Hey would you look at that, we were #25 then too! Here's hoping for more of the same.

I'd be happy to see him break another headset.

While complaining like a little bitch.....oh wait, that's SOP for him.

Pat Narduzzi will hit your car, but then tell a cop your car pushed off anyway, so you both should be at fault

Pat Narduzzi asks for ketchup to put on his pulled pork

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Pat Narduzzi chooses Hunts

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

Nardouchy feels that a big part of his job is "working" the officials for favorable calls.

I feel like this is the easiest one of these to do all year

UNC is a close 2nd.....in the ACC; ND was pretty easy as well....

I mean, ND's coach killed a kid and UNCheat, well, fuck them.

Too easy. Fuck Pat Nardouche.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

STICK IT IN HAS RETURNED!!!

Brian Kelly made decisions that led to a kid's death and its still easier to hate Narduzzi

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"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

UNC, while easy, is harder without Fedora, that guy is a grade A asshole.

Fuck Narduzzi. Fuck Pitt. After the way we got boat raced last year, I hope we start the game curb stomping them, and not stop.

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BSME 2009

I strongly dislike Pat Narduzzi

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

Pat Narduzzi convinced George Lucas that Greedo shot first.

Pat Narduzzi coined the term "Maclunkey"

Pat Narduzzi coaches at Pitt.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Pat Narduzzi is a loud mouth prick that I'd love to punch in his suckhole

Pat Narduzzi demands the salvation army Bell ringer give him change for a nickel.

Pat Narduzzi thinks that Hatin on Pat Narduzzi isn't every day.

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"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

Pat Narduzzi anagrams to 'Dr Pizza Tuna'

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Fuck Pat Narduzzi anagrams to Fuck Pat Narduzzi

Pat Narduzzi took us seriously after "Eat Shit Pitt" and literally ate some shit. Also, fuck Pat Narduzzi.

Pat Narduzzi likes to take his ill-mannered Pitbulls to the vet on 25-foot retractable leashes. In the waiting room, he always tries to find a seat next to old ladies with a peekapoo, chihuahua, and yorkie. Why does he do this? Because he is a sick bastard that should be behind bars.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

Pat Narduzzi has to ask his doctor if Cialis is right for him.

Pat Narduzzi has never had the opportunity to call his doctor after 4 hours.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

You can just look at Pat Narduzzi's and tell he splashes on the Brute cologne and cruises the redlight districts of Pittsburg in a ratty Chevelle looking for $20 prostitutes with beefy boobs.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

I am not sure why 'beefy boobs' struck me as hilarious, but beefy boobs struck me as hilarious.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

Pat Narduzzi doubles up on items for the office potluck that someone else has already claimed. He then brings nothing.

Pat Narduzzi hands out "Nard bucks" on Halloween. Like him, they are worthless.

Click here to destroy wall.

"Nard bucks" also happens to be the same currency he tries to bribe the refs with

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
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Pat Narduzzi wears visors.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Patrice takes his two year old kid to Walmart after midnight and yells at them and threatens to smack them for being a tired two year old.

Pat "Who Gives a Fuck How To Spell His Last Name" Nardouchey forgets to buy his family Christmas presents every year, so he stops at a gas station closest to home the day of and gets everyone $10 gift cards to KFC. Why KFC? Because Fuck Pat Nardouchey, that's why!

wow, if my gif is now the official hatin on Narduzzi that makes me very proud.

Why has quad box goal line stand not been posted yet

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"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

Ask and ye shall receive.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Thank you - TKP

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"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

Aside from totaling our car on the way home that day. That game was so beyond epic!

Always Jumping even from hours away.

Yeah, I can think of better ways to end a day.

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"If Fu goes to 2 acc champ games in 4 years, I will never criticize him again." - dcwilson

Thanks Fencer but we gotta see the whole thing! Maybe I just love the song!? And never forget Reggie!

Sweet Caroline

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Pat Narduzzi comes up to you and asks, "what's the capital of Thailand?" Right before punching you in the balls.

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I instinctively covered up at my desk from this. There's still some bad memories of that. Fuck Narduzzi

Pat Narduzzi sometimes asks what the capitol of Vietnam is before punching you in the balls, "just to spice things up."

Some of you have had some annoying middle school/jr high experiences. Ball punchers would not have cut the mustard at my school.

Leonard. Duh.

#EATSHITPITT

Let's Go

HOKIES

#SaltyPat

Let's Go

HOKIES

Pat Narduzzi photo bombs people taking selfies with Frank Beamer's statue.

Pat Narduzzi makes people uncomfortable

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I'm uncomfortable, for sure.

Leonard. Duh.

(Drunk and slurring his speech) "You know what I like about you? You know what I like about you? Huh? You know what I like about you? I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I like about you. Come here, hey, look at me."

Nardouche has a L cut in his hair. Standing for loser.

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Pat Narduzzi doesn't think it's weird for him to trick-or-treat by himself, with no costume, as a 53 year old.

Pat Narduzzi knocks on your door at 9 pm November 1st asking for all your leftover Halloween candy, because you're not going to get any more kids coming around this year.

Judging by your two back to back comments, it sounds like you had an interesting Halloween?

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

No actual back story. I just hate Pat Narduzzi.

Pat Narduzzi can't wait for Bei Bei to leave the National Zoo.

Pat Narduzzi had 4 plays to get 1 yard.

Born in Charlottesville, Reborn in Blacksburg

Q U A D B O X G O A L L I N E S T O P S

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I'm not gonna complain about how it turned out, but that WR in #3 was totally guilty of offensive pass interference. He didn't even look back for the ball and had two hands full of Stroman.

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Pat Narduzzi chews aluminum foil.

Pat Narduzzi shits, wipes, and washes his hands, in an order which might surprise you.

Pat Narduzzi thinks the Astros are justified in signaling pitches because the infielders were pushing off.

Pat Narduzzi had the gall to call basic off tackle run plays last year for huge yards. Prick.

Imagine, if you could only live in last year forever...

I think he watched this year's Duke game on a loop in his house.

Pat Narduzzi likes the feeling of wearing wet socks.
Pat Narduzzi is most comfortable when he has swamp ass.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Pat Narduzzi thinks he continually childish antics are totally justified.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Pat Narduzzi's coaching idol is Ed O'Neill's character from Little Giants.

"Dick to Hyman? DICK TO HYMAN!" - Guy in Lane Stadium crowd when Richard Johnson hit Josh Hyman on reverse pass in 2004.

Pat Narduzzi grabs your bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and swigs from the bottle just to gargle because Listerine doesn't work as well since they went to a lower alcohol formula.

Pat Narduzzi openly chews his gum

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Pat Narduzzi openly chews his gum aluminum foil

FTFY

Pat Narduzzi pays a neighborhood kid to rake all his leaves into a pile along the property line. Then he shortchanges the kid and brings out his leaf blower to blow all the leaves into your yard.

What Pat Narduzzi sees in his nightmares.

Gobble Till You Wobble

Pat is the most hated coach in the ACC conference... and his dog is named Marnie... that's an 80 year old name lol

Some very incisive insults happening on this Hatin On thread.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Narduzzi brings out the gold. Especially now that Paul Johnson has been banished back to the 8th ring of Hell.

Pat Narduzzi anagrams to: Pass Interference Illiterate

Pat Narduzzi has unsuccessfully been trying to get people to call him the Nard Dog when he discovered The Office on Netflix this offseason.

More like "the Nard's douche", am I right?

Pat not only allowed this on the field, but also thought it was a good look.

Pat Narduzzi steals the chalking paint from his grounds crew so that he can cover the shit stains in his tightie-whities and therefore his wife won't berate him. But every time he does, he cries inconsolably because, before he sprays the paint, he realizes it is like looking in the mirror.

Pat Narduzzi keeps piling trash on an overflowing trashcan rather than just taking it out.

Pat Narduzzi sees no need to upgrade his computer beyond Windows Vista.

Pat Narduzzi can never find the Ffrench film reviews on TKP

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Pat Narduzzi eats liver with a shitty zinfandel and some lima beans.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

He can't figure out why his wife keeps asking instead for fava beans and a nice Chianti.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Being a football coach is actually Narduzzi's Plan B. His real passion is to become a detective, but nobody believes that he and the "Nardy Boys" could actually solve a mystery.

After a workout, Narduzzi will walk to the showers with the towel over his shoulder instead of around his waist

Pat Narduzzi thinks that Pitt is the far superior team because they beat #15 and our best win is only over #19.

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Pat Narduzzi doesn't hand the rod to his kid to reel in the first fish of the day.

JP

Pat Narduzzi is a snake oil salesman who gets high school kids to like him and convinces that he is a good football coach with their best interests in mind. Then when they get on campus he doesn't have to play the part anymore and his true self is revealed. He also pressures recruits into committing too early.

Pat Narduzzi tells recruits that he's better at defense than Bud Foster.....because he believes it.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Nard Dog hates Mark May.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Pat Narduzzi puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving and takes them down at Easter. His display includes "Santa, Baby", Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is Your", "My Two Front Teeth", and "Twelve Days of Christmas" played in a loop at full volume.

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Pat Narduzzi farts in a crowded elevator as he's getting off and then announces loudly, "Pee-yoo. That was a nar-Doozy!" as the doors close.

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I will say Narduzzi really does know how to bitch and moan. I have never seen a coach complain so much to the refs. Is he married? Pity his wife ...

Pat Narduzzi will continue to do just enough not to get fired at Pitt. He's never gonna get a better job, he's never going to be bad enough to outright fire. He will keep Pitt at that annoying level of mediocrity where every few years he'll field a team that will embarrass us without really having a good enough season where we can call it a "quality loss"

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Pat Narduzzi thinks Pitt won't have any false starts in Lane Stadium.

Pat Narduzzi posts sexual videos to his snapchat story without the goat's permission.

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There's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... eat shit pitt. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Pat Narduzzi wants to beat a Hooker...

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Pat Narduzzi gets his mom to cut up his spaghetti before he eats it, while using canned sauce. But always says "mangia" before digging in.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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